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re: What to pack in hospital bag for dad expecting newborn...
Posted on 8/13/18 at 12:02 pm to mikelbr
Posted on 8/13/18 at 12:02 pm to mikelbr
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How many Posters know that Hospital Pharmacies carry beer as a prescription for alcoholic patients?
PBR in our hospitals...I work for a hospital company, so I knew this.
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Posted on 8/13/18 at 12:03 pm to TheCaterpillar
The worst part of your stay will be cleaning up those first 3 poops.
It's like black tar toothpaste.
It's like black tar toothpaste.
Posted on 8/13/18 at 12:03 pm to greenwave
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might want to bring a small extension cord. Sometimes the plugs can be far away
Nice call!
Posted on 8/13/18 at 12:04 pm to CoachChappy
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You are going to be board.
Posted on 8/13/18 at 12:04 pm to HoustonChick86
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If you are at Woman's we were told this is discouraged and they will send the child right back to you the second the baby is showing hunger cues.
My niece stayed in the room with my sister. They discouraged the nursery unless there were complications with the mom.
My niece actually kicked off her lojack device. It was funny to see the nurses scrambling.
Posted on 8/13/18 at 12:06 pm to NoHoTiger
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My niece actually kicked off her lojack device. It was funny to see the nurses scrambling.
CODE PINK!
I've been in hospitals several times when babies "go missing" from the nursery or birthing unit.
5/5 times it was false alarm, but man, they shut that shite down! Doors locked in the entire building besides ER entrance.
Posted on 8/13/18 at 12:06 pm to TheCaterpillar
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PBR in our hospitals...I work for a hospital company, so I knew this.
I was in shock when my dad had a procedure a few years ago. I went by after work to visit him in his room. He said, "Mikel!!!. Check out the fridge. They giving me two beers a day as part of my medication!."
My mom was livid, calling him a drunken jackass for letting them bring him beers b/c he said he drank about a 6 pack a day on the reg.
The cans had sticky labels on em with Rx information. I was crackin up laughing as I popped one and chugged it. Mama was about to lose her shite on both of us after that.
This post was edited on 8/13/18 at 12:09 pm
Posted on 8/13/18 at 12:07 pm to TheCaterpillar
Best advice I ever got for packing was order a couple of very long phone charger cables. The outlets in those rooms are in weird spots and nowhere close to the bed or chairs.
Posted on 8/13/18 at 12:08 pm to mikelbr
They rarely give it to people that just drink 6 beers a day.
Usually reserved for hardcore alcoholics that have severe withdrawals that could be lethal/harmful. We're talking people that will drink the hand sanitizer to get their fix.
But that is pretty damn funny they let him do that
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Yeah our facilities cover the labels with a "prescription" label
Usually reserved for hardcore alcoholics that have severe withdrawals that could be lethal/harmful. We're talking people that will drink the hand sanitizer to get their fix.
But that is pretty damn funny they let him do that
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The can's had fricking sticky labels on em.
Yeah our facilities cover the labels with a "prescription" label
This post was edited on 8/13/18 at 12:09 pm
Posted on 8/13/18 at 12:10 pm to TheCaterpillar
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They rarely give it to people that just drink 6 beers a day.
RIGHT!. He had no DTs or anything. He was just a 70 yr old man who drank beers daily in retirement.
It was a frickin hoot to us and my mom was downright embarrassed by it, even fussing at the doctor saying "His old arse don't need those beers!"
This post was edited on 8/13/18 at 12:12 pm
Posted on 8/13/18 at 12:12 pm to TheCaterpillar
Cup-a-Soups. Seriously; when you get tired of chips and candy bars and the cafeteria isn’t open it’s good to have something hot to eat. There is usually a microwave around you can use.
This post was edited on 8/13/18 at 12:15 pm
Posted on 8/13/18 at 12:13 pm to mikelbr
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. He was just a 70 yr old man who drank beers daily in retirement.
I'd like to see how much the insurance company was billed for that "medicine," would probably be wondering why at least a lap dance didn't come with it
Posted on 8/13/18 at 12:15 pm to TheFonz
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Cup-a-Soups. Seriously; when you get tired of chips and candy bars and the cafeteria isn’t open it’s good to have something hot to eat.
Don't even bother. Just tell whoever is coming to see the baby to bring a few burgers.
Posted on 8/13/18 at 12:15 pm to TheCaterpillar
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dad expecting newborn...
trashy af
Posted on 8/13/18 at 12:19 pm to TheCaterpillar
Congrats. My first child was born on July 27. I brought my Roku. It came in handy big time. Lol
Posted on 8/13/18 at 12:23 pm to 777Tiger
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I'd like to see how much the insurance company was billed for that "medicine," would probably be wondering why at least a lap dance didn't come with it
What ever it was I bet it was lower than Ivars beers prior to 2014.
Posted on 8/13/18 at 12:24 pm to TheCaterpillar
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We're at risk for a C-section because she's got slightly high blood pressure right now and is a very petite lady and the baby is predicted to be 9+ lbs at full term
My wife is small, about 5'4" 115, and she had our son the old fashioned way. He was 9.6 lbs. Her doctor was like, "yeah, sorry about that, didn't think he was going to be over 9"
Posted on 8/13/18 at 12:24 pm to NfamousPanda
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Best advice I ever got for packing was order a couple of very long phone charger cables. The outlets in those rooms are in weird spots and nowhere close to the bed or chairs.
I brought a couple of those portable back up batteries with the usb plugs and my wife really liked them. Our 2nd is due next month and she has already said to make sure and pack them again.
This post was edited on 8/13/18 at 12:26 pm
Posted on 8/13/18 at 12:26 pm to TheCaterpillar
Lol at all of the serious responses to this not so subtle "had sex” brag thread.
Posted on 8/13/18 at 12:43 pm to PearlJam
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Lol at all of the serious responses to this not so subtle "had sex” brag thread.
When we were trying to get pregnant, at first, for a couple weeks it was a lot of fun.
Then it turned into my wife raping my lifeless body 3 times a day, for weeks on end
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