What solutions do dry cleaners have that we don't have access to?

Uranium.

I’d ask mine, but they’ve been closed, and holding my fricking clothes hostage, since mid March.

Perchloroethylene. PCE

MSG

Try castile soap. It works very well on oily/greasy stains. Even older ones.

There's antimony, arsenic, aluminum, selenium,
And hydrogen and oxygen and nitrogen and rhenium,
And nickel, neodymium, neptunium, germanium,
And iron, americium, ruthenium, uranium,
Europium, zirconium, lutetium, vanadium,
And lanthanum and osmium and astatine and radium,
And gold and protactinium and indium and gallium,
And iodine and thorium and thulium and thallium.
There's yttrium, ytterbium, actinium, rubidium,
And boron, gadolinium, niobium, iridium,
And strontium and silicon and silver and samarium,
And bismuth, bromine, lithium, beryllium, and barium.
There's holmium and helium and hafnium and erbium,
And phospharus and francium and fluorine and terbium,
And manganese and mercury, molybdenium, magnesium,
Dysprosium and scandium and cerium and cesium.
And lead, praseodymium and platinum, plutonium,
Palladium, promethium, potassium, polonium,
And tantalum, technetium, titanium, tellurium,
And cadmium and calcium and chromium and curium.
There's sulfur, californium and fermium, berkelium,
And also mendelevium, einsteinium, nobelium,
And argon, krypton, neon, radon, xenon, zinc and rhodium,
And chlorine, carbon, cobalt, copper, tungsten, tin and sodium.
These are the only ones of which the news has come to Hahvard,
And there may be many others but they haven't been discahvered.

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Since I wear polos everyday

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You think your fratty bruh? You probably wouldn’t even get a bid. Is that a whale on your shirt? Nice knockoff polo. More like poorlo lol

Illegal immigrant labor

Ancient Chinese secret.