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re: What laws would you create if you were dictator of a nation?

Posted on 1/12/25 at 7:26 am to
Posted by sabbertooth
A Distant Planet
Member since Sep 2006
5645 posts
Posted on 1/12/25 at 7:26 am to
You can speed all you want just dont try to kill us both in your juvenile attempt to get ahead of me just because Im ahead of you. Jail term for those that pass me and take the chrome off my bumper to exit right when no one is behind me for a mile.
Posted by jeffsdad
Member since Mar 2007
23363 posts
Posted on 1/12/25 at 7:47 am to
You are unaware that non profit hospitals make more profit than profit hospitals that pay property taxes?
Posted by jizzle6609
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
14255 posts
Posted on 1/12/25 at 8:01 am to
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What laws would you create if you were dictator of a nation?


If there’s a legit reason, and both parties agree, let’s bring back duels.

As a rule you must slap the person you intend on dueling using a white glove.
This post was edited on 1/12/25 at 8:02 am
Posted by Willie Stroker
Member since Sep 2008
14476 posts
Posted on 1/12/25 at 8:06 am to
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I would outlaw Phillips head screws.

Found the Communist who hates superior engineering.
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
30478 posts
Posted on 1/12/25 at 8:06 am to
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1.) All women must take Ozempic starting at age 18.



Easier and better solution would be to ban highly processed foods and have people eat actual food again. They didn’t have Ozempic back in the 50s and yet there weren’t fatties anywhere
Posted by Willie Stroker
Member since Sep 2008
14476 posts
Posted on 1/12/25 at 8:09 am to
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I tell you one thing, I would not exploit the workers

What’s the litmus test for determining whether a worker is being exploited versus using their free will to accept the sacrifices of investing in themselves to build their resume?
Posted by 1609tiger
Member since Feb 2011
3440 posts
Posted on 1/12/25 at 8:11 am to
A person can’t buy a cruise if they’re on welfare ( sorry Carnival).
Posted by 225Tyga
Member since Oct 2013
18193 posts
Posted on 1/12/25 at 8:55 am to
You’re not allowed to be homeless.
Posted by DiamondDog
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2019
11917 posts
Posted on 1/12/25 at 8:58 am to
Debtors Prisons.

/thread
Posted by 62Tigerfan
Member since Sep 2015
5096 posts
Posted on 1/12/25 at 9:05 am to
The Sammich Statute of 2025:

Women must be taught that, when making a sammich, never, never, ever, under any circumstances, put mustard on the cheese. It must always go on the meat.
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
58313 posts
Posted on 1/12/25 at 9:14 am to
College football games must kickoff at the time they are stated, not 15-20 minutes later
Posted by grizzlylongcut
Member since Sep 2021
12502 posts
Posted on 1/12/25 at 9:14 am to
Kick out all illegals/build the wall and man it with the military.

I’d also end all handouts.

I’d also outlaw the administrative state.
Posted by Ponchy Tiger
Ponchatoula
Member since Aug 2004
47524 posts
Posted on 1/12/25 at 9:47 am to
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1.) Free Universal Healthcare



How do you plan on paying for this?

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2.) Free electricity, water, internet (up to a certain level-if you use more or require more, you can pay for more).



I assume you are ok with building nuclear power plants all over the country to provide this power?

How will you pay for this?

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4.) Mandatory retirement at 70 for all elected officials and judges, appointees, etc. if you are elected at, say, 69, you can serve your term, but cannot run again.


fair, but I would make it that you cannot be on office at any point when you reach 70 years of age. Also you must have mental ability tested on a yearly basis after 55 in order to serve.

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5.) No death penalty.

6.) Restore Roe.


You want to get rid of the death penalty for murder, but want to make it legal to murder children?

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7.) Only private citizens may donate to political campaigns.
Max $10k per cycle,



this is fair

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9.) Tax Churches if they involve themselves in politics.


I see no problem with this. But we have to clearly define what involvement means.





Posted by Hopeful Doc
Member since Sep 2010
15388 posts
Posted on 1/12/25 at 10:06 am to
1) no dictating.
Posted by lepdagod
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
4296 posts
Posted on 1/12/25 at 10:14 am to
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I tell you one thing, I would not exploit the workers and hang on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society.


This summarizes the Communist Manifesto
Posted by Champagne
Sabine Free State.
Member since Oct 2007
51362 posts
Posted on 1/12/25 at 10:21 am to
I wish for a thousand more wishes.
Posted by udtiger
Over your left shoulder
Member since Nov 2006
107737 posts
Posted on 1/12/25 at 10:41 am to
1) slander/libel laws apply equally - no higher standard for public figures

2) no income tax - 15% consumption tax - applies to everything

3) national concealed carry

4) non-justified use of a firearm leading to death = death penalty

5) all sex crimes committed against children - death penalty

6) ONLY appellate review for death sentences are to me, personally

7) If you are on any government assistance (other than FEMA disaster assistance), you are barred from voting

8) only property owners can vote in property tax elections

To start...
This post was edited on 1/12/25 at 11:20 am
Posted by Arkapigdiesel
Faulkner County
Member since Jun 2009
14669 posts
Posted on 1/12/25 at 10:51 am to
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Dale Gribble

The song “Pour Some Sugar On Me” would no longer be accessible to the public.

Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
68929 posts
Posted on 1/12/25 at 10:59 am to
1. Conviction of rape of an adult woman would result in immediate castration and 30 years in prison, no parole.

2. Conviction of bringing a false rape charge would result in the same prison sentence as a rape conviction.

3. Rape of an underaged boy or girl would result in a sentence of death by hanging. There would be one appeal to happen within 30 days of the original conviction. If that appeal is unsuccessful, the death sentence would be carried out within 24 hours of the conviction being upheld.

4. Murder would carry the same punishment as #3.

5. Drunk driving that results in death would be considered murder.

6. Selling drugs that lead to overdose would be considered murder.

That’s a start.
Posted by blueridgeTiger
Granbury, TX
Member since Jun 2004
21702 posts
Posted on 1/12/25 at 11:03 am to
We return to the dress code of the ancient Minonans, i.e., that women show their racks at all times:

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