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re: What kind of man drives around with this bumper sticker?

Posted on 8/7/17 at 8:49 am to
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
68654 posts
Posted on 8/7/17 at 8:49 am to
I thought those came from certain couples' therapies. Dude fricked up, got caught and is now talking about "communication" in a warmly lighted office with his wife every Tuesday afternoon.
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
39514 posts
Posted on 8/7/17 at 8:49 am to
quote:

A friend posts in Fakebook how much he loves his wife. AL. The. Time.


If you link his page, he will think she is the biggest whore, dabbling in the BBC, stealing his retirement fund, succubus ever born by the end of the day.
Posted by madmaxvol
Infinity + 1 Posts
Member since Oct 2011
19275 posts
Posted on 8/7/17 at 8:56 am to
What any sticker on a car tells me about someone, instantly. This is a person I don't want to hang out with.


ETA...the exception to the rule is a single sticker of your alma mater in the back window.
This post was edited on 8/7/17 at 8:57 am
Posted by Mr. Hangover
New Orleans
Member since Sep 2003
34521 posts
Posted on 8/7/17 at 8:56 am to
CM definitely has that bumper sticker
Posted by Rhino5
Atlanta
Member since Nov 2014
28908 posts
Posted on 8/7/17 at 8:56 am to
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The wife undoubtedly put it there. I assume there's an inside joke or backstory to it.

One would hope but I've seen those stickers more than once.
Posted by terriblegreen
Souf Badden Rewage
Member since Aug 2011
9713 posts
Posted on 8/7/17 at 8:58 am to
I generally assume that people love their spouses. They don't need to tell me with bumper stickers, t shirts or fake arse Facebook posts.
Posted by malvin
Member since Apr 2013
4628 posts
Posted on 8/7/17 at 8:59 am to
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probably one who got caught with a stripper's number in his phone

yellowfin?
Posted by LSUSkip
Central, LA
Member since Jul 2012
17754 posts
Posted on 8/7/17 at 9:10 am to
A very smart man. Ypu know how many women will be throwing themselves at him now?
Posted by danilo
Member since Nov 2008
20476 posts
Posted on 8/7/17 at 9:12 am to
We already did this baw

LINK /
Posted by Epic Cajun
Lafayette, LA
Member since Feb 2013
32899 posts
Posted on 8/7/17 at 9:13 am to
quote:

What kind of man drives around with any bumper sticker?


FIFY
Posted by reddy tiger
Mandeville
Member since Aug 2012
1599 posts
Posted on 8/7/17 at 9:13 am to
A closet-gay, conservative christian stuck in a marriage of obligation. Book it.
Posted by Sody Cracker
Distemper Ward
Member since May 2016
3409 posts
Posted on 8/7/17 at 9:41 am to
quote:

A closet-gay, conservative christian stuck in a marriage of obligation. Book it.



Nailed it.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98620 posts
Posted on 8/7/17 at 9:42 am to
A man who doesn't own any Yeti or Salt Life gear.
Posted by MajorMacD
Member since Apr 2017
146 posts
Posted on 8/7/17 at 9:45 am to
Posted by MajorMacD
Member since Apr 2017
146 posts
Posted on 8/7/17 at 9:46 am to
quote:

A closet-gay, conservative christian stuck in a marriage of obligation. Book it


I would have guessed an openly liberal male feminist.

Posted by HDAU
Member since Nov 2014
1583 posts
Posted on 8/7/17 at 10:07 am to
The same kind with joint social media accounts.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 8/7/17 at 10:32 am to
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Some of us are just so good looking that we have to fall back on these tactics just to try and control the number of women always hitting on us. My guess is he isn't even married.

used to wear a wedding ring sometimes when I was single, for "research," had some interesting results
Posted by PowerTool
The dark side of the road
Member since Dec 2009
21282 posts
Posted on 8/7/17 at 10:44 am to
I have a friend who does that. He loves to post about how perfect his family life is and how much he respects "strong women."

He's also admitted to me that he's had at least two extramarital affairs. He can't ever meet up for happy hours or do anything without the wife, and even if we meet up for lunch on a workday he has to take a selfie with both of us in the pic to show her who he was at lunch with.
This post was edited on 8/7/17 at 10:45 am
Posted by whitefoot
Franklin, TN
Member since Aug 2006
11181 posts
Posted on 8/7/17 at 10:47 am to
The kind that either has no dick, or the kind that put his dick into women that are not his wife and now is in couples counseling two days a week.
This post was edited on 8/7/17 at 10:48 am
Posted by bountyhunter
North of Houston a bit
Member since Mar 2012
6360 posts
Posted on 8/7/17 at 10:48 am to
MM's husband. Dude is a cuck
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