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What is your go to joke during an interview?
Posted on 1/5/18 at 1:14 pm
Posted on 1/5/18 at 1:14 pm
Ive heard that laughter breaks the ice real fast. Need some tips on the best interview jokes.
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Posted on 1/5/18 at 1:14 pm to fareplay
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breaks the ice
Insult their outfit.
Posted on 1/5/18 at 1:15 pm to fareplay
quote:
Ive heard that laughter breaks the ice real fast. Need some tips on the best interview jokes.
Hey you heard the one about A&M beating LSU in football since joining the SEC?
us neither.
Posted on 1/5/18 at 1:15 pm to fareplay
Insult their race, especially if black or Jewish.
Posted on 1/5/18 at 1:15 pm to fareplay
Look then up and down and say sorry I didn't realize the policy was casual dress.
Posted on 1/5/18 at 1:15 pm to fareplay
"my GPA might be kinda low, but i look at it like a golf score."
Posted on 1/5/18 at 1:16 pm to fareplay
When you shake hands pull their hand to your crotch and yell "hashtag me too!".
Posted on 1/5/18 at 1:16 pm to fareplay
Knock knock jokes are always winners.
Posted on 1/5/18 at 1:16 pm to fareplay
“Used to be into S&M, Bestiality and Necrophilia until I realized I was beating a dead horse.”
Works every time
Works every time
Posted on 1/5/18 at 1:17 pm to fareplay
The one with the genie and the 12 inch pianist.
Posted on 1/5/18 at 1:17 pm to fareplay
Do the interview in drag. If they don't hire you, file a discrimination lawsuit. That's a good joke.
Posted on 1/5/18 at 1:17 pm to fareplay
quote:
Ive heard that laughter breaks the ice real fast.
How much does a polar bear weigh?
Posted on 1/5/18 at 1:18 pm to fareplay
Do y'all drug test?
Posted on 1/5/18 at 1:20 pm to fareplay
Why do dagos have moustaches?
So they can look like their mothers.
So they can look like their mothers.
Posted on 1/5/18 at 1:21 pm to fareplay
ask if their mom is walking normally again
Posted on 1/5/18 at 1:22 pm to Eightballjacket
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Knock knock jokes are always winners.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Poop
Poop who?
I just start laughing at that point. My kids think it’s hilarious. I do too.
Posted on 1/5/18 at 1:22 pm to MorbidTheClown
Ask. If you check under the desk and make sure there isn't a Matt Lauer button before you proceed.
Posted on 1/5/18 at 1:23 pm to fareplay
*walk in room
"You guys here for the gang bang?"
"You guys here for the gang bang?"
Posted on 1/5/18 at 1:23 pm to fareplay
tell them you understand you have to wait until there are no witness around to grab a secretaries arse or reach under her dress, that always breaks the tension 
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