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re: What is your go to joke during an interview?

Posted on 1/5/18 at 2:43 pm to
Posted by Grit-Eating Shin
You're an Idiot
Member since May 2013
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Posted on 1/5/18 at 2:43 pm to
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I eat mop.
I eat mop who?

Then yell out "That's disgusting!!" while laughing hysterically.
Posted by Hickok
Htown
Member since Jan 2013
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Posted on 1/5/18 at 2:43 pm to
Look the guy in the eye and then tell him I'm a hard worker and never take vacations. It takes them a while to get it but I always find it funny right off the bat.
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
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Member since Nov 2012
66056 posts
Posted on 1/5/18 at 2:45 pm to
A bear walks into a bar, and sits down. The bartender asks "What will it be?" and the bear says "I'll have a gin and........................... tonic." The bartender asks him, "What's with the huge pause?"

"Oh these? Born with 'em."
Posted by LSU Tigershark
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Posted on 1/5/18 at 2:49 pm to
Write down "I'M SOFA KING WE TODD DID" and have them read it back to you 3 times
Posted by TDsngumbo
Member since Oct 2011
50613 posts
Posted on 1/5/18 at 2:59 pm to
I usually make some kind of joke about being late to the interview because of the naggers going slow in the fast lane. They're always nagging about others trying to pass them up.

Posted by GEAUXT
Member since Nov 2007
30508 posts
Posted on 1/5/18 at 2:59 pm to
quote:

A bear walks into a bar, and sits down. The bartender asks "What will it be?" and the bear says "I'll have a gin and........................... tonic." The bartender asks him, "What's with the huge pause?"

"Oh these? Born with 'em."


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