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re: What is your favorite Southern phrase?

Posted on 2/15/19 at 12:00 pm to
Posted by ten Hoor Hall
Member since Feb 2014
380 posts
Posted on 2/15/19 at 12:00 pm to
"He/She looked like 90 miles of bad road"
Posted by athenslife101
Member since Feb 2013
20478 posts
Posted on 2/15/19 at 12:01 pm to
I’m not sure if this is southern, but instead of something going “belly up”, my dad always said “tits up.”

Also, he told me it wasn’t a tiger that they caught by a toe in the old days in that old rhyme
Posted by Demshoes
Up in here
Member since Aug 2015
10728 posts
Posted on 2/15/19 at 12:02 pm to
Come see...
Posted by Johnny Carson
Member since Jul 2010
1307 posts
Posted on 2/15/19 at 12:02 pm to
That boy’s cornbread not done in the middle.
Hot Mess
Dadgummit
Posted by DeafJam73
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2010
19122 posts
Posted on 2/15/19 at 12:08 pm to
“I’m more sore than a virgin pussy that’s just been gang banged.”

My old football coach from southern Alabama said that to me one day.
Posted by LittleJerrySeinfield
350,000 Post Karma
Member since Aug 2013
11280 posts
Posted on 2/15/19 at 12:08 pm to
Good Lord willing and the creek don't rise

wetter than a whore in a cucumber patch

She looks like she fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch.

she could eat a corn cob through a picket fence
Posted by cokebottleag
I’m a Santos Republican
Member since Aug 2011
24080 posts
Posted on 2/15/19 at 12:13 pm to
If that don't beat all

We're in high cotton

High on the hog, also 'high on the dog' referencing yourself as a flea

That 'cotton-pickin' etc
Posted by FlyinTiger93
Member since May 2010
3724 posts
Posted on 2/15/19 at 12:14 pm to
My pleasure
Posted by Norbert
Member since Oct 2018
3682 posts
Posted on 2/15/19 at 12:25 pm to
Typically when something "dirty" needs to be touched/eaten:

God made dirt, and dirt don't hurt.
Posted by MSTiger33
Member since Oct 2007
21655 posts
Posted on 2/15/19 at 12:27 pm to
Jesus take the wheel
That girl knows a dick ain’t square
Too much sugar for a dime
This post was edited on 2/15/19 at 12:30 pm
Posted by Flanders
Member since May 2008
9950 posts
Posted on 2/15/19 at 12:28 pm to
granny always said "I'declare"
Posted by Lago Gato
Member since Dec 2018
2040 posts
Posted on 2/15/19 at 12:30 pm to
Like a sore dick , you can’t beat it
Posted by Slingscode
Houston, TX
Member since Sep 2011
2255 posts
Posted on 2/15/19 at 12:34 pm to
Who's fricking this chicken? Me or you?
(When telling someone more experienced how to do something).
Posted by HDAU
Member since Nov 2014
1690 posts
Posted on 2/15/19 at 12:35 pm to
You could screw up a steel ball!
Posted by saint tiger225
San Diego
Member since Jan 2011
48833 posts
Posted on 2/15/19 at 12:36 pm to
Deeeeeezzz nuuuutttsss!
Posted by GrapevineTiger
Euless
Member since Jan 2005
518 posts
Posted on 2/15/19 at 12:39 pm to
"cold beer"
Posted by dixiechick
Member since Sep 2017
918 posts
Posted on 2/15/19 at 12:43 pm to
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This post was edited on 6/17/20 at 6:18 pm
Posted by beachdude
FL
Member since Nov 2008
6482 posts
Posted on 2/15/19 at 12:44 pm to
Crazier than a shithouse rat.
Posted by cypresstiger
The South
Member since Aug 2008
14024 posts
Posted on 2/15/19 at 12:46 pm to
come go with me

He ain't in a class by hisself but it don' take long to call roll
Posted by bogart
Member since Dec 2013
1358 posts
Posted on 2/15/19 at 12:52 pm to
She looks like she got beat with an ugly stick.
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