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What is your favorite marching cadence?

Posted on 8/27/22 at 9:29 am
Posted by prplhze2000
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Posted on 8/27/22 at 9:29 am
Or running
This post was edited on 8/27/22 at 9:33 am
Posted by LSUJML
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Posted on 8/27/22 at 9:31 am to



Posted by SuperSaint
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Posted on 8/27/22 at 9:31 am to
Clearwater
Posted by soccerfüt
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Posted on 8/27/22 at 9:33 am to
Why did the Chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Sound off…
Posted by Obtuse1
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Member since Sep 2016
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Posted on 8/27/22 at 9:40 am to
These were two of my favorites but some of the words are different from what we sang.


When I get to heaven
Saint Peter’s gonna say
“How’d you earn your livin’ boy?
How’d you earn your pay?”
I’ll reply with a whole lot of anger,
“I made my living as an Airborne Ranger!
Blood, guts, sex and danger
That’s the life of an Airborne Ranger!”

When I get to hell
Satan’s gonna say
“How’d you earn your livin’ boy?
How’d you earn your pay?”
I’ll reply with a boot to his face
“I made my living sending souls to this place!”


C-130 rollin’ down the strip
64 Rangers on a one-way trip
Mission Top Secret, destination unknown
They don’t even know if they’re ever coming home
When my plane gets up so high
Paratroopers take to the skies

Stand up, hook up, shuffle to the door
My knees got weak and I hit the floor
Jumpmaster picked me up with ease
Tossed my knees into the breeze

Count one-thousand, two-thousand, three-thousand, four
My main opened with a mighty roar
But if my main don’t open wide
I got a reserve by my side
But if that one should fail me too
Look out below I’m a-comin’ through

If I die on the old drop zone
Box me up and ship me home
Pin my wings upon my chest
And then bury me in the leaning rest

Well if I die on a Chinese hill
Take my watch or the commies will
But if I die in the Korean mud
Bury me with a case of Bud
Posted by BuddyRoeaux
Northshore
Member since Jun 2019
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Posted on 8/27/22 at 9:41 am to
“I don’t know what I’ve been told,
But eskimo pussy is mighty cold.
Sound off.”
Posted by Lakeboy7
New Orleans
Member since Jul 2011
23965 posts
Posted on 8/27/22 at 9:42 am to
something something and Napalm sticks to kids
Posted by EF Hutton
Member since Jan 2018
2366 posts
Posted on 8/27/22 at 9:48 am to
I don't know but i've been told, game warden badges are made of gold. I don't know but it's been said, troopers badges are made of lead.

Every morning, up Govt street, Goodwood, etc.
Posted by CaptSpaulding
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Posted on 8/27/22 at 9:52 am to
Posted by MeTarzanYouInsane
Lower Bucks
Member since Sep 2013
567 posts
Posted on 8/27/22 at 9:57 am to
Running -

Jesse James said before he died
There’s five things that he wanted to ride
Bicycle, tricycle, automobile
A big fat lady and a ferris wheel

Jesse James said in his final will
He had five things that he wanted to kill
A lion, a tiger, a kangaroo
A long haired hippie, and a black hat too
And if he could kill just one
He’d kill the black hat, let the hippie run
Posted by Python
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Posted on 8/27/22 at 10:02 am to
quote:

EF Hutton

Everybody needs to listen to this guy.
Posted by Rize
Spring Texas
Member since Sep 2011
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Posted on 8/27/22 at 10:12 am to
Posted by tigerinexile
NYC
Member since Sep 2004
1270 posts
Posted on 8/27/22 at 10:12 am to
In the early morning rain with my weapon in my hand and a pocket full of sand. Got the enemy to my front and the ocean to my rear sounds of shelling is all I hear
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
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Posted on 8/27/22 at 10:13 am to
Left Left Left Right Left
My Balls are shaking
My jocks too tight
My dong is swinging from left to right
Angowa black powea your momma don't take no shower
Posted by White Bear
Yonnygo
Member since Jul 2014
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Posted on 8/27/22 at 10:14 am to
Possum cop
Posted by IAmNERD
Member since May 2017
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Posted on 8/27/22 at 10:15 am to
Posted by thumperpait
Member since Nov 2005
2424 posts
Posted on 8/27/22 at 10:29 am to
quote:

something something and Napalm sticks to kids


My D.I. used that cadence in the late 80's. He was a sadistic sob.
Posted by jamiegla1
Member since Aug 2016
6987 posts
Posted on 8/27/22 at 10:39 am to
Two old ladies lying in bed,
One rolled over to the other and said,
"I wanna be an Airborne Ranger",
Live a life of guts and danger,
Blood, guts, lies and danger,
That's the life of an Airborne Ranger.

When I get to Heaven
Saint Peter’s gonna say
“How’d you earn your livin’ boy?
How’d you earn your pay?”
I’ll reply with a whole lot of anger,
“I made my living as an Airborne Ranger!”
Blood, guts, and a whole lot of danger
That’s the life of an Airborne Ranger!”
When I get to hell
Satan’s gonna say
“How’d you earn your livin’ boy?”
How’d you earn your pay?”
I’ll reply with a boot to his chest
“I made my living laying souls to rest!
Posted by SeaBass23
VA
Member since Jul 2019
1587 posts
Posted on 8/27/22 at 10:40 am to
I know a women who dresses in brown
She makes her living going up and down
She’s an elevator operator, an elevator operator

I know a woman who dresses in black
She makes her living on her back
She’s a mattress tester, a mattress tester
Posted by WPBTiger
Parts Unknown
Member since Nov 2011
31076 posts
Posted on 8/27/22 at 10:44 am to
I know a girl that lives on a hill

She wont do it but her sister will
This post was edited on 8/27/22 at 10:46 am
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