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re: What is worst strip club you ever visited?
Posted on 6/17/16 at 9:57 am to TigerPox
Posted on 6/17/16 at 9:57 am to TigerPox
Beaumont had a couple of totally nude places back in the 90's.
Bare Elegance was the nicer on. It actually had some talent for a while before its downward spiral. It was BYOB too. We'd literally walk in with a 12 pack per person. The door guy looked like Mick Fleetwood and never carded. If you could afford the $20 he wasn't asking questions.
Can't remember the name of the other place. I just remember they had a "kitty box". A little taped off square where they could drop the g-string before going off stage.
Bare Elegance was the nicer on. It actually had some talent for a while before its downward spiral. It was BYOB too. We'd literally walk in with a 12 pack per person. The door guy looked like Mick Fleetwood and never carded. If you could afford the $20 he wasn't asking questions.
Can't remember the name of the other place. I just remember they had a "kitty box". A little taped off square where they could drop the g-string before going off stage.
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Posted on 6/17/16 at 10:00 am to LSU alum wannabe
I went to Bare Elegance a handful of times in the 90's. I was shocked at the talent they had for a totally nude spot. When you got a lap dance there you got your money's worth.
Posted on 6/17/16 at 10:25 am to BOSCEAUX
Cafe Risque off 75 just south of Gainsville, FL. If the missing tooth, C-section,"ladies" weren't bad enough they had a buffet...... with SHRIMP! 
Posted on 6/17/16 at 10:26 am to BOSCEAUX
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I went to Bare Elegance a handful of times in the 90's. I was shocked at the talent they had for a totally nude spot. When you got a lap dance there you got your money's worth.
A buddy of mine REALLY got his money's worth in their VIP room.
I laughed after he came back and asked"you know you're a 'John' now right?"
Posted on 6/17/16 at 10:28 am to LSU alum wannabe
I think it was called Clairmont in Atlanta. I saw a little person pick up a rolled up dollar out of a miller high life can with her vag on the bar/stage.
Posted on 6/17/16 at 10:32 am to LSU alum wannabe
"Sometimes you can tell a strip club will be bad just from the name. I was at this one called Doublechins. It was horrible. Ten dollars to get in, twenty dollars to get out."
- Dave Attell
- Dave Attell
Posted on 6/17/16 at 10:37 am to McCaigBro69
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Friends rap video in link.
That shite is terrible Caleb.
Posted on 6/17/16 at 10:54 am to LSU alum wannabe
Sho-Bar Bourbon Street Mid 80's
Posted on 6/17/16 at 10:58 am to Captain Rumbeard
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Sho-Bar Bourbon Street Mid 80's
Which bar always had the "live sex" as part of the show? It had a hot tub in the back where dancers put on a hot tub show.
Went in there once. The smell of old bar and jizz were unmistakable. "2 drink minimum".
Posted on 6/17/16 at 11:00 am to LSU alum wannabe
Sugars on Tom and some skank dive past Morgan City in Amelia. The worst.
Posted on 6/17/16 at 11:05 am to LSU alum wannabe
There are 2 that come to mind. Don't know if either are still open but there was one outside of Pineville. Didn't have a stage or dj, just a pole in the middle of the floor with a jukebox playing. One of the dancers was pregnant and missing half her teeth. After her "dance", she went up to people asking theme to donate to her "dance".
The other one was called Geaux Geaux's outside of Lake Charles. Only 2 dancers. One was a good 250 lbs. The other was a cute 18 year old on her first night stripping. Got a table dance from the cute one where she began to cry during her dance.
The other one was called Geaux Geaux's outside of Lake Charles. Only 2 dancers. One was a good 250 lbs. The other was a cute 18 year old on her first night stripping. Got a table dance from the cute one where she began to cry during her dance.
This post was edited on 6/17/16 at 11:06 am
Posted on 6/17/16 at 11:05 am to LSU alum wannabe
The Casbah on Bourbon Street
Candlelite in Port Allen
Illusions in Woodville
Candlelite in Port Allen
Illusions in Woodville
Posted on 6/17/16 at 11:07 am to vodkacop
There was a place in a trailer along U.S. 90 between Lafayette and New Iberia in the late 90s. Maybe it was called The Body Shop. I remember watching a Mexican dude just throwing all this money at a fat woman. I wanted to give her a $20 and tell her to cover herself up.
Visions used to be a good place to go back in the day. There was this fine chick with the Korn logo tattooed on her arse - must have been in four inch letters. I wonder how that's holding up 10+ years later.
Visions used to be a good place to go back in the day. There was this fine chick with the Korn logo tattooed on her arse - must have been in four inch letters. I wonder how that's holding up 10+ years later.
Posted on 6/17/16 at 11:08 am to jrefferson
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night stripping. Got a table dance from the cute one where she began to cry during her dance.
"The dance is always better when the strippers crying." I actually believe that is a song line.
Posted on 6/17/16 at 11:09 am to LSU alum wannabe
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"The dance is always better when the strippers crying." I actually believe that is a song line.
Bloodhound Gang
Posted on 6/17/16 at 11:14 am to AUCE05
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Big Daddy's - NOLA
I don't know if it was the best or the worst that I've ever been to.
CSB - was there with one of my best friends about 10 years ago and there was the mid-40's and possibly even 50 year old woman up there with the worst boob job in history. She had 6" light up stiletto's and gigantic nipples that poked out about an inch with nipples rings in both of them. My buddy was cleary impressed by this marvelous spectacle so he scooted up closer to the dancing stage and pulled out a cigar. Well, Ms. Nipply decided to take the initiative and immediately pulled out her nipple ring and stuck an unlit match in it's place. She then struck the match and bent over enticing my buddy to lean in and light his cigar. She then stood up and shook her tits and the match went out. She earned every nickel I threw at her after that feat.
Posted on 6/17/16 at 11:28 am to LSU alum wannabe
First time I went there I got a lap dance and the chick immediately took my dick out, gave it two sucks and started grinding. I was like what the frick is going on here.
Posted on 6/17/16 at 11:31 am to LSU alum wannabe
Don't remember name, but it was in Soldotna Alaska. Holy crap it was awful, the kind of place that makes you feel bad for everyone in there. Of course we had to drag my drunk buddy out of there bc he was taking a liking to a certain mullet-clad female. Same trip, opposite was The Great Alaskan Bush Co in Anchorage. My other buddy got his hat taken by stripper & she wouldn't give it back. It was either get arse kicked by 10 bouncers and/or go to jail. We chose the airport & our flight home
Posted on 6/17/16 at 11:41 am to LSU alum wannabe
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Thought it was a matter of courtesy to put that. Kind of like a rapper "sampling".
How long has this been a thing?
Didn't know this either.
Pretty sure Chicken's rule book is like Bill France's old NASCAR rule book.
When drivers asked to see where the rule they broke was in the book, Big Bill would point to his head.
Posted on 6/17/16 at 11:43 am to dbeck
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"Sometimes you can tell a strip club will be bad just from the name. I was at this one called Doublechins. It was horrible. Ten dollars to get in, twenty dollars to get out."
- Dave Attell
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