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re: What is worst strip club you ever visited?

Posted on 6/18/16 at 10:47 am to
Posted by Donkeypunch
Georgia
Member since Jun 2007
1420 posts
Posted on 6/18/16 at 10:47 am to
Cafe Erotica on I 75 below Macon Ga.
Posted by Badman
West Monroe, LA
Member since Nov 2009
2703 posts
Posted on 6/18/16 at 10:48 am to
The Mirage in Monroe in the late 80's early 90's.
Basically a biker bar without any bikers.
The strippers had to wear pasties and panty hose. I assume it was a city ordinance.
As underage teens we were allowed to go inside and sit at a table and watch the show. We weren't carded until the waitress came to take our drink orders. At that point we were found out as under age and asked to leave.
We did that about 6-8 times.
Posted by biggsc
32.4767389, 35.5697717
Member since Mar 2009
34209 posts
Posted on 6/18/16 at 10:50 am to
2A club outside Greensboro, Al
Posted by AZBadgerFan
Scottsdale, AZ
Member since May 2013
1529 posts
Posted on 6/18/16 at 11:03 am to
Ricky's on State in Milwaukee ghetto as hell and located less than a mile from where Jeffrey Dahmer did his work- although Phipp's in Hayward, WI gave it a run for its' money.
This post was edited on 6/18/16 at 11:04 am
Posted by Ric Flair
Charlotte
Member since Oct 2005
13653 posts
Posted on 6/18/16 at 11:05 am to
Toby's in Westlake, LA

Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 6/18/16 at 11:05 am to
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We weren't carded until the waitress came to take our drink orders. At that point we were found out as under age and asked to leave.

mudchecked your young asses right out of there, did they?
This post was edited on 6/18/16 at 11:06 am
Posted by iluvdatiger
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jan 2004
42829 posts
Posted on 6/18/16 at 11:05 am to
Danny's in Jackson,MS allows everything including what you asked. It's the most x-rated one I have ever seen.
Posted by Ric Flair
Charlotte
Member since Oct 2005
13653 posts
Posted on 6/18/16 at 11:11 am to
Never been there before, but I remember a strip club right outside Earl K. Long hospital that would probably win the worst strip bar competition. The rumor around EKL employees was that one stripper had a colostomy bag with herpes lesions surrounding the stoma (colostomy opening).
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 6/18/16 at 11:13 am to
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one stripper had a colostomy bag with herpes lesions surrounding the stoma (colostomy opening).

dude! thanks for making me skip lunch today
This post was edited on 6/18/16 at 11:17 am
Posted by LanierSpots
Sarasota, Florida
Member since Sep 2010
61629 posts
Posted on 6/18/16 at 11:16 am to
Stop light inn or maybe it was the Traffic light inn.


Columbus Georgia


Mother of God


This post was edited on 6/18/16 at 11:18 am
Posted by LSU alum wannabe
Katy, TX
Member since Jan 2004
26981 posts
Posted on 6/18/16 at 11:20 am to
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Was that the one off Cardinal Drive in the 90s and early 2000s? That's the one that first came to mind! Was so bad, a buddy and me asked for a refund of the cover charge.

Edit: no refund was given, but we left anyway.


Yes. It was there for years. Only went once. Talked shite about going many times. But we had (at the time) Dream Street, Bare Elegance, and Team Mates competing. Only the worst were at Foxy Lady.
Posted by HubbaBubba
F_uck Joe Biden, TX
Member since Oct 2010
45729 posts
Posted on 6/18/16 at 11:20 am to
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Do strippers get eaten out on stage, because that's what I heard happens at the NOLA one..
Mitchell Brothers in San Fran
Posted by cuyahoga tiger
NE Ohio via Tangipahoa
Member since Nov 2011
5832 posts
Posted on 6/18/16 at 11:23 am to
I am sure Downs Lounge has been mentioned.
Posted by AZBadgerFan
Scottsdale, AZ
Member since May 2013
1529 posts
Posted on 6/18/16 at 11:24 am to
quote:

quote:
Do strippers get eaten out on stage, because that's what I heard happens at the NOLA one..
Mitchell Brothers in San Fran


Never seen anything like Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre, I've seen military guys get squeamish there
Posted by doublecutter
Hear & Their
Member since Oct 2003
6578 posts
Posted on 6/18/16 at 11:29 am to
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am sure Downs Lounge has been mentioned.


I saw Morganna, the Kissing Bandit of Baseball at the Downs.

She had a huge rack.

Google her if you are too young to know who she is.
Posted by ghost2most
Member since Mar 2012
6574 posts
Posted on 6/18/16 at 11:45 am to
I second ship's wheel.
Posted by peaster68
Mississippi
Member since Dec 2011
6116 posts
Posted on 6/18/16 at 12:09 pm to
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I had a stripper try and buy my boots off of my feet for $100 at the stripper club in Mound, LA.

Real classy joint.


Forgot about Mound. Went there once in college.
Posted by p0845330
Member since Aug 2013
5700 posts
Posted on 6/18/16 at 12:34 pm to
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But we had (at the time) Dream Street, Bare Elegance, and Team Mates


Dream Street was good, never went to Teat Mates. Knew a girl who worked at Bare Elegance on weekends and made a freaking killing.

The Pink Lady in Leesville, LA is another. Walk in, and you'd turn around and walk right back out.
Posted by DustyDinkleman
Here
Member since Feb 2012
18176 posts
Posted on 6/18/16 at 12:43 pm to
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Long Branch Saloon in Mound,La


They had a one-legged stripper there back in the 90's.
Posted by daltonvol
Member since Nov 2014
592 posts
Posted on 6/18/16 at 12:44 pm to
The worst was in Huntsville, AL. I don't remember the name, but it looked like an axillary gym from the outside. We walk in and the first lady is gross skinny with a belly. The 2nd one was OK looking, until she smiled... had the biggest gap tooth I've ever seen. She then offered a "$20 anything goes" special, whatever the frick that is.

Needless to say, I went home and beat off angrily.
This post was edited on 6/18/16 at 12:45 pm
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