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re: What is worst strip club you ever visited?

Posted on 6/17/16 at 11:46 am to
Posted by stlslick
St.Louis,Mo
Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 6/17/16 at 11:46 am to
I remember many years ago, while driving to Florida, you would see those signs, for strip clubs.

And when you finally drove far enough, there was some decapitated home, now a stripped club.


Always wondered how shitty they were. It seemed their signs ran for 5-600 miles and through 2-3 states.


Anyone remember those signs and clubs?
Posted by 911Moto
Member since Sep 2013
5491 posts
Posted on 6/17/16 at 11:27 pm to
quote:

Any one remember the one by oak wood mall , that was a pretty scetchy place


DC's? I loved that place. First club I ever visited in my dental school days.
Posted by Knocksville
Remote
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Posted on 6/17/16 at 11:43 pm to
Fuzzyholes in Johnson City, TN
Posted by Asharad
Tiamat
Member since Dec 2010
5693 posts
Posted on 6/18/16 at 1:13 am to
Chuck-E-Cheez
Posted by Bandit30
Lafayette
Member since Sep 2011
2208 posts
Posted on 6/18/16 at 3:00 am to
Platinum Solid maybe? Off jester blvd in Houston
Posted by RonBurgundy
Whale's Vagina(San Diego)
Member since Oct 2005
13302 posts
Posted on 6/18/16 at 3:20 am to
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No longer open, but Sugar's on Tom Drive and Airline Hwy had to be one of the worst.




Sugar's was the first bar I frequented...and so did everyone else in High School.
Posted by bulldog95
North Louisiana
Member since Jan 2011
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Posted on 6/18/16 at 6:38 am to
My bedroom/bathroom when I was married.
Posted by Uncle Stu
#AlbinoLivesMatter
Member since Aug 2004
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Posted on 6/18/16 at 6:55 am to
7 pages and nobody had been to Dimitri's or Ocean's in Tiki Island????
Posted by CHEDBALLZ
South Central LA
Member since Dec 2009
21917 posts
Posted on 6/18/16 at 6:57 am to
Cafe Risque I think is the one you talking about.


Shorties one I've ever been in was at the corner of Hollywood Road and New Orleans Blvd in Houma. It's just a slab bow.

Posted by White Roach
Member since Apr 2009
9454 posts
Posted on 6/18/16 at 7:00 am to
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"The dance is always better when the strippers crying." I actually believe that is a song line.


Bloodhound Gang
-------------------------------------------------------------

"A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When The Stripper Is Crying". It's on the "Hooray For Boobies" CD, which also includes the classic, "The Ballad of Chasey Lain"...

PS...
Mom and Dad, this is Chasey.
Chasey, this my mom and dad.
Now show 'em those titties!

This post was edited on 6/18/16 at 7:01 am
Posted by Dissident Aggressor
Member since Aug 2011
3769 posts
Posted on 6/18/16 at 7:07 am to
Nukies
It was back up in them woooods near Grand Gulf in Port Gibson
the fine local citizenry burned it down about 12 or 15 years ago
Posted by gplayerjr
Lafayette, La
Member since Sep 2008
1100 posts
Posted on 6/18/16 at 7:07 am to
The pink chicken in Abbeville is the absolute worst I've ever seen
Posted by Antonio Moss
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2006
48305 posts
Posted on 6/18/16 at 7:09 am to
quote:

Sugar's was the first bar I frequented...and so did everyone else in High School.


Yep. I think I was 16 the first time I went to Sugars. The bouncer at the door only carded one of us who he knew had a fake ID.

There was a 200+ lbs girl there that we nicknamed "Big Sexy." She was a good sport.

About a year later they got busted for selling GHB out the back. A few guys I went to HS with were there when it got raided. Needless to say, that's a tough explanation to your folks as to why you missed curfew by four hours because you were giving statements to a DEA officer about the strip club you were in illegally.

Posted by Antonio Moss
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2006
48305 posts
Posted on 6/18/16 at 7:13 am to

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Green Frog in destin, FL



quote:

Beat me to it.

I haven't been to many, but this shitehole is definitely at the bottom of the list - unless I just happened to show up on "tatted asian crackwhore night".


That place was magical. We went once around 2001 and the guy taking money was behind a window with bars across it.

They didn't have a stage at the time. Instead, they stapled Christmas lights in a square on the floor. Believe it or not, I remember one girl there was legitimately attractive. I kept thinking how bad off she must be to be dancing in this place.
Posted by Scoop
RIP Scoop
Member since Sep 2005
44583 posts
Posted on 6/18/16 at 8:40 am to
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Oasis - Bossier City LA


I've only been to a handful of strip club but the greatest thing I've ever seen in my life was at the Oasis 15 years or so ago. Very hot 18 or 19 year old girl stripped out of her ACTUAL cheerleading outfit. Not A fake cheerleader outfit.....her ACTUAL cheerleading outfit she had worn at a local school. Unfortunately, I heard the school got word and threw a fit about it and she had to stop.

Still though, worth the price of admission.
Posted by ShortyRob
Member since Oct 2008
82116 posts
Posted on 6/18/16 at 8:43 am to
Cat West. Oak Grove, KY(by Ft Campbell)
Posted by CharlesLSU
Member since Jan 2007
31892 posts
Posted on 6/18/16 at 8:47 am to
Allegro

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Posted by Tortious
ATX
Member since Nov 2010
5134 posts
Posted on 6/18/16 at 8:52 am to
All nude in Rosarito Mexico. Had a horseshoe bar where you sat right at it. This one hag came by and was bending over in front of each of us and her unit smelled like it hasn't been washed in weeks. Even though she was a few feet away you could smell her. She tried to sit on a couple of our long necks and all but one of us was smart enough to pick them up off the bar. Steve didn't and she sat on his bottle. He talked some shite about not wasting a full beer and took a swig and promptly threw up on the spot. He said he could taste her. I didn't want anymore details than that.
Posted by Fat Harry
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Posted on 6/18/16 at 9:42 am to
No mention of Boys Town in Nuevo Laredo? /donkeyshow
Posted by p0845330
Member since Aug 2013
5700 posts
Posted on 6/18/16 at 9:55 am to
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Foxy Lady. Beaumont, TX


Was that the one off Cardinal Drive in the 90s and early 2000s? That's the one that first came to mind! Was so bad, a buddy and me asked for a refund of the cover charge.

Edit: no refund was given, but we left anyway.
This post was edited on 6/18/16 at 9:57 am
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