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What is the weirdest thing your kid has ever eaten?

Posted on 7/21/23 at 8:34 am
Posted by madamsquirrel
The Snarlington Estate
Member since Jul 2009
48363 posts
Posted on 7/21/23 at 8:34 am
Outside last night talking to the neighbor when she notices her 3 year old shoveling birdseed out of the feeder into her mouth. It looked almost comical, you would have thought it was candy.
Posted by LPLGTiger
Member since May 2013
1276 posts
Posted on 7/21/23 at 8:40 am to
Don’t have kids. But I saw my niece make a “cookie” out of play-doh and give it to my other niece who then took a big bite.
Posted by OldmanBeasley
Charlotte
Member since Jun 2014
9677 posts
Posted on 7/21/23 at 8:40 am to
Nothing wrong with eating some birdseed as long as it’s high quality. If it’s the cheap stuff, then that is disgusting.
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
259992 posts
Posted on 7/21/23 at 8:41 am to
Poinsettia that grew on our trees.
Posted by patnuh
South LA
Member since Sep 2005
6704 posts
Posted on 7/21/23 at 8:42 am to
My kid used to eat dog food a lot.
Posted by DontPokeTheBear
The Snarlington Estate
Member since Aug 2011
753 posts
Posted on 7/21/23 at 9:17 am to
I missed this as I was inside when this happened, but I can tell you it's the cheap seed and it's been outside, getting rained on and out in the heat for days, LOL.

This little girl is only 3 years old, but she isn't particularly bright.
Posted by VolsOut4Harambe
Atlanta, GA
Member since Sep 2017
12856 posts
Posted on 7/21/23 at 9:17 am to
Not a kid but one of my ex’s friends was sitting on her couch and randomly found an old arse goldfish that had been sitting in the cushion crack for evidently some time. She popped it in her mouth and ate it like it was nothing.
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
54621 posts
Posted on 7/21/23 at 9:19 am to
I used to eat feed out of the tack room as a kid.

Good and good for you, put lots of fiber in your diet.
Posted by Grad92
Member since Feb 2023
1027 posts
Posted on 7/21/23 at 9:22 am to
my wifes tits
Posted by WB Davis
Member since May 2018
2051 posts
Posted on 7/21/23 at 9:25 am to
Fortunately they grew out of it

Posted by LittleJerrySeinfield
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7666 posts
Posted on 7/21/23 at 9:26 am to
My sister used cloth diapers on her two boys (they were a year apart). Don't ask me why. Anyway, the oldest pooped his diaper and some of the pellets fell out. His little brother was crawling behind him and pick up the pellets and putting them in his mouth.
Posted by SLafourche07
Member since Feb 2008
9928 posts
Posted on 7/21/23 at 9:28 am to
My college roommate would take a Krafts single slice of cheese, tear it in half and make a sandwich with it and a Reese’s peanut butter cup.

That might be the winner for me considering he was probably 20.
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
54621 posts
Posted on 7/21/23 at 9:28 am to
Whatcha doin?
Chewin chocolate!

Where'd ya get it?
Doggy dropped it.
Posted by Potchafa
Avoyelles
Member since Jul 2016
3191 posts
Posted on 7/21/23 at 9:52 am to
My first job was at a feedlot in west Texas. We’d doctor hundreds of cattle a day. After cutting the young bulls, the Mexicans made fresh calf fries. Delicious if you can get past the whole… eating bull nuts part!
This post was edited on 7/21/23 at 9:59 am
Posted by HoustonChick86
Catalina Wine Mixer
Member since Dec 2009
57243 posts
Posted on 7/21/23 at 10:32 am to
My kid dips everything in ketchup. Strawberries in ketchup is apparently yummy.
Posted by Tortious
ATX
Member since Nov 2010
5132 posts
Posted on 7/21/23 at 10:37 am to
quote:

But I saw my niece make a “cookie” out of play-doh and give it to my other niece who then took a big bite.


I've been on both sides of that deal when I was a kid
Posted by Flglenn
Member since Aug 2021
23 posts
Posted on 7/21/23 at 11:00 am to
Buzzed in the Philippines, ate a. Balut.
Posted by Pezzo
Member since Aug 2020
1932 posts
Posted on 7/21/23 at 11:08 am to
not a kid, but in high school there was a girl that would eat peanut butter and pickle sandwiches.
Posted by CleverUserName
Member since Oct 2016
12521 posts
Posted on 7/21/23 at 11:10 am to


I saw my young toddler nephew pull some change out of the couch and got about 11 or 12 cents down before my brother got to him.

Since it was his third kid he just stopped him and said “yea. Don’t twist his nose.. you don’t want any part of that gum ball”
Posted by AwesomeSauce
Das Boot
Member since May 2015
7463 posts
Posted on 7/21/23 at 11:17 am to
Same. I have to watch him when I take him to Chick-fil-A because he will take their heinz bottle/packets and drink them like they are koolaid jammers. He has started to replace kethcup with bbq sauce here lately. Walked in to the kitchen not too long ago and he was sitting at the island eating what I assumed was a pb&j. It was apparently a pbbj. Peanut Butter, BBQ, and Jelly. Lord forbid the kid eats a tomato though, find one on a burger or sandwich and he will nitpick to see if their is a seed left behind.
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