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re: What is the weirdest thing your kid has ever eaten?

Posted on 7/21/23 at 11:22 am to
Posted by Tiger inTampa
Tampa, FL
Member since Sep 2009
2171 posts
Posted on 7/21/23 at 11:22 am to
Perfect Little Princess would eat a stick of fresh from the refrigerator cold butter in a cold corn tortilla. Wrap it up tight and eat it like a damn candy bar. I know her parents. She was raised better.
Posted by cypresstiger
The South
Member since Aug 2008
10614 posts
Posted on 7/21/23 at 2:30 pm to
My kid—Goose poo rolled in sand. We stopped him during his first bite, but still
This post was edited on 7/21/23 at 2:31 pm
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
99093 posts
Posted on 7/21/23 at 2:44 pm to
quote:

Fortunately they grew out of it




Not that fortunate, they could have each had $800,000 from burning themselves.
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
41722 posts
Posted on 7/21/23 at 2:46 pm to
When #2 was 3 years old he drank some liquid fertilizer that was dripping from a hanging plant

Earlier that week he drank some foaming hand soap from the container bc #1 had said it was vanilla milkshake

Poison control got a few phone calls that week

#3 ate an a azalea flower once
Posted by Zendog
Santa Barbara
Member since Feb 2019
4489 posts
Posted on 7/21/23 at 2:47 pm to
pill bugs...

i.e. roly polys

Posted by Syd
Member since Sep 2012
2966 posts
Posted on 7/21/23 at 2:51 pm to
She didn't eat anything but did lick a garbage can after a t-ball game, with a lady screaming "Mrs. Syd, your kid is licking the garbage can!"
Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
11231 posts
Posted on 7/21/23 at 3:22 pm to
Not as weird as eating literal shite, but my 2 year old loves drinking red wine vinegar and hot sauce. Not together, but only because combining them hasn’t occurred to him yet.
Posted by billjamin
Houston
Member since Jun 2019
12522 posts
Posted on 7/21/23 at 3:24 pm to
Carrots and ketchup. I think I need to send him to see a therapist.
Posted by WhiteRussianDude
Member since Feb 2023
206 posts
Posted on 7/21/23 at 6:16 pm to
A fistfull of roly-poly bugs.

Crunch crunch
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