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re: What is the most psychotic thing an ex has done to you
Posted on 5/1/20 at 7:51 am to Gatorbait2008
Posted on 5/1/20 at 7:51 am to Gatorbait2008
broke the back windshield out of my car
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Posted on 5/1/20 at 7:53 am to Tigahs24Seven
quote:what evidence did the police have to believe that clearly crazy story from the girl?
Next door neighbor's recently ex-BF climbed in her attic with pills and a gun to wait for her to come home and go to bed when he would climb down and shoot her. He took too many pills and passed out in the attic in the heat of the day and died. He was missing a month before thy found him and had mummified up there. She smelled something for a few days and thought animal had died in the wall... She never came back to the house. It was quite the sandal. Cops told me they had to pry him off the rafters with a shovel.
Posted on 5/1/20 at 8:06 am to Gatorbait2008
She was a 2nd grade and sunday school teacher. Girl was a massive whore. We broke up and a couple weeks later she tells me she is pregnant. I go out and buy multiple pregnancy tests and show up to her house where she has put several red streaks in her hair since last time I saw her.
Every single pregnancy test came back negative and I left her place with a quickness. A couple weeks later and summer started, I find out she took a part time job where I work so she could "make extra money" when it was very obvious she was trying to keep tabs on me.
The job sucked anyways so I found another and never heard from her again.
Every single pregnancy test came back negative and I left her place with a quickness. A couple weeks later and summer started, I find out she took a part time job where I work so she could "make extra money" when it was very obvious she was trying to keep tabs on me.
The job sucked anyways so I found another and never heard from her again.
Posted on 5/1/20 at 8:08 am to castorinho
During our divorce all of our pets mysteriously came down with cancer and died within a a few months of each other. Two dogs and my stepdaughter's rabbit. The ex hated all the pets and while I can't prove it I think she poisoned them.
ETA she also put key trackers on my phone and laptop.
ETA she also put key trackers on my phone and laptop.
This post was edited on 5/1/20 at 8:21 am
Posted on 5/1/20 at 8:14 am to Tigahs24Seven
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Next door neighbor's recently ex-BF climbed in her attic with pills and a gun to wait for her to come home and go to bed when he would climb down and shoot her. He took too many pills and passed out in the attic in the heat of the day and died. He was missing a month before thy found him and had mummified up there. She smelled something for a few days and thought animal had died in the wall... She never came back to the house. It was quite the sandal. Cops told me they had to pry him off the rafters with a shovel.
I googled this and I can't believe how many dudes hide in their ex's attic. Including one in Louisiana.
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Posted on 5/1/20 at 9:03 am to redstick13
Great thread and I feel fortunate that I have nothing to contribute
Posted on 5/1/20 at 9:05 am to Gatorbait2008
My psycho ex was beautiful, but had very low self esteem. As such, she hated seeing me succeed in anything. She hated the fact that I was in college and she wasn't. Her cruelty was more of the psychological variety. Berating me in public, false pregnancy claims, weird calls in the middle of night with her crying and saying that she wanted to die. It didn't help that the bitch was as dumb as a bag of rocks.
She did hit me in the head with a padlock once. That was fun.
The relationship lasted way longer than it should have.
She did hit me in the head with a padlock once. That was fun.
The relationship lasted way longer than it should have.
Posted on 5/1/20 at 9:08 am to boxcarbarney
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Her cruelty was more of the psychological variety.
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She did hit me in the head with a padlock once. That was fun.
That's the most violent thing described in the thread so far.
Posted on 5/1/20 at 9:12 am to Gatorbait2008
I have one that sends me Facebook messages once or twice a year. I haven't responded to one in over 10 years, and we broke up over 20 years ago. Not really psychotic, but weird.
Had one in college that would just randomly appear at weird times. I guess she was stalking me or something. Like one time I was at a tailgate before a football game and I turned around and she was standing 5 yards from me. She didn't know the hosts of the tailgate. Another time I was leaving a building on campus after taking a final exam, and she was sitting in the stairwell. I did go back to her apartment and bang her after that encounter, so some of it was my fault. She also called my mom at work once. No idea how she knew where exactly my mom worked(she was an RN at a hospital) but I guess she got the main switchboard and they looked her up. Really pretty, smart girl, but very socially inept, and possibly psychotic.
Had one in college that would just randomly appear at weird times. I guess she was stalking me or something. Like one time I was at a tailgate before a football game and I turned around and she was standing 5 yards from me. She didn't know the hosts of the tailgate. Another time I was leaving a building on campus after taking a final exam, and she was sitting in the stairwell. I did go back to her apartment and bang her after that encounter, so some of it was my fault. She also called my mom at work once. No idea how she knew where exactly my mom worked(she was an RN at a hospital) but I guess she got the main switchboard and they looked her up. Really pretty, smart girl, but very socially inept, and possibly psychotic.
Posted on 5/1/20 at 9:24 am to OMLandshark
Had a psycho ex see me out one night with my newer, younger chick. She tried to take a picture with my new girl in the bathroom. New girl tells me the story so I explain she's my crazy ex and we leave. The ex ends up stalking us from bar to bar all night.
We finally leave and go back to my place. We do our thing and are laying in bed when we hear two female voices in the house. I go see who it is and its my crazy ex with her friend. She makes up some BS story about how she couldn't get home and had to come to my house to stay for the night cause I lived close to the bars.
I try to kick her out but she's being stubborn and not leaving. New girl comes out the bedroom and starts whooping her arse. Trashy I know, but it was kind awesome to watch. Plus it was the only thing that was going to get her to leave.
We finally leave and go back to my place. We do our thing and are laying in bed when we hear two female voices in the house. I go see who it is and its my crazy ex with her friend. She makes up some BS story about how she couldn't get home and had to come to my house to stay for the night cause I lived close to the bars.
I try to kick her out but she's being stubborn and not leaving. New girl comes out the bedroom and starts whooping her arse. Trashy I know, but it was kind awesome to watch. Plus it was the only thing that was going to get her to leave.
Posted on 5/1/20 at 9:37 am to Gatorbait2008
Back when my now fiancee and I had been dating 3-4 months, we would somewhat alternate staying at eachothers places - I had stayed at hers for an entire weekend starting friday afternoon.
Come mid-day Sunday, I had to run back to my house to grab a couple things that would only take a few minutes. I unlocked the door, went inside, and went about collecting my few things in the bathroom in the back of the house. About 30 seconds later, I hear my front door open and close (I had left it unlocked as i'd only be a few mins) and footsteps approaching; i assumed it was my fiancee.
Around the corner comes my ex, who I hadn't dated in 1.5 years, and my jaw basically drops. She starts talking about how she knows I had stayed at my fiancee's all weekend, lists what days of that week I had stayed at her house and she's stayed at mine, starts talking about how she still loves me more than my fiancee ever could, and other general crazy shite.
She's also pissed because of how "serious" me and my fiancee's relationship had become when she and I "had been together 5 years, still loved eachother, and had JUST broken up" (these were her words, it had been 1.5 years and we didn't even talk lol). She didn't understand how I had moved on so "quickly."
This entire time I'm basically just repeatedly telling her to get the frick out of my house. She finishes her speech and disappeared into the living room, and out the front door. Little did I remember, I had left my phone and keys on the entryway table and I had always used the same unlock code.
Thinking she's gone, i grab my few things and go to leave and head back to my fiancee's - that's when I notice my phone was gone. I go out front and there's my ex, on my phone. I had just started in federal law enforcement and didnt want to risk my career with any kind of assault charges, so I didn't try to forcefully take my phone back or anything and stood back while she talked away.
She had called my fiancee and acted like she and I had been in a relationship the whole time, and that she had just found out I was cheating on her with my fiancee - she framed the call like she was calling my fiancee to let her know as a favor. She also says that we've been having unprotected sex, and that every night I wasn't with my fiancee I had been with her. She then proceeded to tell my fiancee to go get tested because I have an STD.
Luckily my fiancee knew about this crazy bitch and didnt believe a word of it (I found this out after the fact).
We proceed back inside while I threaten to call the cops on my ex, she then points out that she has my phone; I'm beginning to wonder how I'll ever get her to leave. I try to remove myself from the situation and retreat back to the bedroom (still not wanting any physical contact or anything that could result in even dropped charges), where my ex reaches into the nightstand and gets my .380 pistol (I had always kept one there).
She then starts waving it around threatening to kill herself, pointing it at her head, and claiming she loves me more than my fiancee and that my fiancee wasn't even upset when she "found out I had been cheating on her." This proceeds round and round for what seems like eternity as I try to peacefully talk her down.
Finally after about 20-30 minutes of this, I hear banging on my door and "POLICE, OPEN UP!" They eventually let themselves in - as my ex blocked me from the door with the gun in her hand. She still has the gun when two cops storm the bedroom and STRAIGHT UP football tackle her, she's squirming and fighting the whole time.
She gets cuffed and perp-walked out the front door, where my fiancee is waiting with another officer as she passes by. Apparently my ex looks at my fiancee and gives her the biggest, creepiest psycho smile she's ever seen, as she gets put in the car and hauled away to jail. Turns out my fiancee had recognized something wasn't right when she got the phonecalls from the ex and I wasn't answering my phone afterward, so she called the cops.
My ex had multiple charges and ended up with a 72 hour mandatory psych evaluation due to being suicidal. It brought me and my fiancee closer together than we had ever been, and we still laugh about it now.
HERE'S THE REAL CRAZY PART:
My ex lived back in Arkansas, the fiancee and I LIVED IN FLORIDA. I still don't know if she drove all that way just to try to get to me, or if she was there otherwise. We did find out that she had been watching my house all week, and had literally camped out there in the driveway in her car all weekend while I was gone waiting for me to return.
Either way it was fricking nuts.
Come mid-day Sunday, I had to run back to my house to grab a couple things that would only take a few minutes. I unlocked the door, went inside, and went about collecting my few things in the bathroom in the back of the house. About 30 seconds later, I hear my front door open and close (I had left it unlocked as i'd only be a few mins) and footsteps approaching; i assumed it was my fiancee.
Around the corner comes my ex, who I hadn't dated in 1.5 years, and my jaw basically drops. She starts talking about how she knows I had stayed at my fiancee's all weekend, lists what days of that week I had stayed at her house and she's stayed at mine, starts talking about how she still loves me more than my fiancee ever could, and other general crazy shite.
She's also pissed because of how "serious" me and my fiancee's relationship had become when she and I "had been together 5 years, still loved eachother, and had JUST broken up" (these were her words, it had been 1.5 years and we didn't even talk lol). She didn't understand how I had moved on so "quickly."
This entire time I'm basically just repeatedly telling her to get the frick out of my house. She finishes her speech and disappeared into the living room, and out the front door. Little did I remember, I had left my phone and keys on the entryway table and I had always used the same unlock code.
Thinking she's gone, i grab my few things and go to leave and head back to my fiancee's - that's when I notice my phone was gone. I go out front and there's my ex, on my phone. I had just started in federal law enforcement and didnt want to risk my career with any kind of assault charges, so I didn't try to forcefully take my phone back or anything and stood back while she talked away.
She had called my fiancee and acted like she and I had been in a relationship the whole time, and that she had just found out I was cheating on her with my fiancee - she framed the call like she was calling my fiancee to let her know as a favor. She also says that we've been having unprotected sex, and that every night I wasn't with my fiancee I had been with her. She then proceeded to tell my fiancee to go get tested because I have an STD.
Luckily my fiancee knew about this crazy bitch and didnt believe a word of it (I found this out after the fact).
We proceed back inside while I threaten to call the cops on my ex, she then points out that she has my phone; I'm beginning to wonder how I'll ever get her to leave. I try to remove myself from the situation and retreat back to the bedroom (still not wanting any physical contact or anything that could result in even dropped charges), where my ex reaches into the nightstand and gets my .380 pistol (I had always kept one there).
She then starts waving it around threatening to kill herself, pointing it at her head, and claiming she loves me more than my fiancee and that my fiancee wasn't even upset when she "found out I had been cheating on her." This proceeds round and round for what seems like eternity as I try to peacefully talk her down.
Finally after about 20-30 minutes of this, I hear banging on my door and "POLICE, OPEN UP!" They eventually let themselves in - as my ex blocked me from the door with the gun in her hand. She still has the gun when two cops storm the bedroom and STRAIGHT UP football tackle her, she's squirming and fighting the whole time.
She gets cuffed and perp-walked out the front door, where my fiancee is waiting with another officer as she passes by. Apparently my ex looks at my fiancee and gives her the biggest, creepiest psycho smile she's ever seen, as she gets put in the car and hauled away to jail. Turns out my fiancee had recognized something wasn't right when she got the phonecalls from the ex and I wasn't answering my phone afterward, so she called the cops.
My ex had multiple charges and ended up with a 72 hour mandatory psych evaluation due to being suicidal. It brought me and my fiancee closer together than we had ever been, and we still laugh about it now.
HERE'S THE REAL CRAZY PART:
My ex lived back in Arkansas, the fiancee and I LIVED IN FLORIDA. I still don't know if she drove all that way just to try to get to me, or if she was there otherwise. We did find out that she had been watching my house all week, and had literally camped out there in the driveway in her car all weekend while I was gone waiting for me to return.
Either way it was fricking nuts.
This post was edited on 5/1/20 at 9:45 am
Posted on 5/1/20 at 10:17 am to RazorBroncs
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HERE'S THE REAL CRAZY PART
Great fricking story.
had an ex keep showing up at my house uninvited and refusing to leave. the final straw was a friday afternoon. i left work early and pulled up in my driveway. she blocks me in and gets out shouting. I immediately pull out my camera phone and start recording. A minute or so later the USPS truck shows up with a package. He immediately sees something is up and just freezes in the middle of my yard "uhh is everything ok"
So, I get him on record saying that she has me blocked in against my will. She finally leaves... So i go file a police report.
NEXT friday she shows up again and im inside in my kitchen with my back to the door. I turn around and she grabs my junk and is BUTT NAKED begging me to bang her one last time. I move her aside and run out to call my brother who immediately calls my cop friend.
Anyway, was scary shite because she was bipolar and off her meds. Had the PA write a nice pretty letter with all the charges we had on her if she didnt cease all contact.
the ex after that stalked me one night while i was playing cards at a friends house. a girl offered to take me home at like 3 in the morning. we pull up to the gas station to get some gatorade so we wouldn't be hungover and ex pulls up and runs inside as we are checking out. I threw a 10 on the counter and run outside and hid in a field of a church next door.
Crazy ex is driving up and down the road looking and yelling at me. My phone is dead so i cant call a cab or my roommate. End up crawling around in the cover of dark all the way home for 2 hours to hide. She knew not to go to my house because i had a restraining order on her.
Made it home, called cops, she never bothered me again.
Posted on 5/1/20 at 10:22 am to windshieldman
[quote]Posted by Posted by windshieldman on 4/30/20 at 7:41 pm to Gatorbait2008
Got mad at me for going night fishing all the time and slashed the tires on my buddy's boat trailer. Had another one, albeit not really an ex as we weren't ever really dating, set fire to my land.
At least she didn’t break your windshield man.
Got mad at me for going night fishing all the time and slashed the tires on my buddy's boat trailer. Had another one, albeit not really an ex as we weren't ever really dating, set fire to my land.
At least she didn’t break your windshield man.
Posted on 5/1/20 at 10:23 am to RazorBroncs
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RazorBroncs
Winner.
Also classic Florida story.
This post was edited on 5/1/20 at 10:24 am
Posted on 5/1/20 at 10:27 am to StupidBinder
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Stuck her fanger in mah booty
Posted on 5/1/20 at 10:27 am to Gatorbait2008
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What is the most psychotic thing an ex has done to you
We used to live together. I came home one night and found she left a full meal from ichiban in my fridge with a note that she missed our monthly sushi dates
Posted on 5/1/20 at 10:29 am to RazorBroncs
Man some of y'all have dated a lot crazier women than I have 
Posted on 5/1/20 at 10:30 am to fallguy_1978
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crazier women
Wyd
Posted on 5/1/20 at 10:31 am to Gatorbait2008
An ex (whom I dated very briefly back in college) called me about a decade later to tell me I was the "voice inside her head." That she spoke to me whenever she needed to think about things or wanted to talk about a movie or new song. That she made some life decisions based on what I told her...in her head....
Psycho!
Psycho!
Posted on 5/1/20 at 10:31 am to BowDownToLSU
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Well me leaving the scene was the wrong move I had to pay a nice chunk of $$$
Actually I think hopping in your truck and engaging in hot pursuit was the wrong move.
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