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Posted on 4/30/20 at 8:30 pm to
Posted by SpicyStacy
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Member since Aug 2010
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Posted on 4/30/20 at 8:30 pm to
Following to see if any of my exes post here
Posted by SHOtime Tiger
Member since Aug 2019
1361 posts
Posted on 4/30/20 at 8:31 pm to
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What is the most psychotic thing an ex has done to you


Told me she loved me, crazy bitch.






I’m gonna die alone
Posted by tigerbandpiccolo
Member since Oct 2005
49284 posts
Posted on 4/30/20 at 8:35 pm to
Bodily fluids left all over my makeup table, brushes and make up. Tooth brush in the toilet. Company car door kicked in. Voicemails detailing how I would be found and killed. And then when selling the matrimonial domicile, a real estate agent called my agent during a showing saying that her clients were disgusted. Why? Because used condoms were found all over the master bedroom along with sex toys littered throughout the mater suite and bathroom. I had not lived there for many months, living out of state at that point, but he had access to house. Trying to sabotage the sell of home even to his own detriment. When I got that phone call I decided that everyone should subpoena past medical records, specifically psych ones, before marriage.

/thread
This post was edited on 4/30/20 at 8:39 pm
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
57486 posts
Posted on 4/30/20 at 8:37 pm to
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Hired an escort to show up at my wedding reception to try to embarrass me.


I’m going to have to know more
Posted by Loup
Ferriday
Member since Apr 2019
11322 posts
Posted on 4/30/20 at 8:39 pm to
Broke up with a girl I'd been dating for like 5 years. 3 months later my parents called and said my ex told them I was stalking her and she was calling the cops if I didn't leave her alone.

I had only responded to a couple of texts she had sent me. Ignored her most of the time.
This post was edited on 4/30/20 at 8:40 pm
Posted by Sidicous
Middle of Nowhere
Member since Aug 2015
17174 posts
Posted on 4/30/20 at 8:54 pm to
Named her 1st born male after me, right in front of her husband after they had agreed to name the kid jr. of the husband.

Then a year or so later her sister tells me ex gf is also pulling baby's darker hairs out so he stays a golden blonde like me.
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
108476 posts
Posted on 4/30/20 at 8:56 pm to
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I have to think this was the last straw in a parade of insanity...


Second to last. When I told her to get out forever for even suggesting separating me from my family, friends, and home (Oxford), she tells me if my parents were kind they would have euthanized me because I was born with a bone disease, because God only gives deformities to people he hates. Realized instantly she was the spawn of Satan and quietly told her she had 60 seconds to leave before calling the police. I’m pretty sure she wanted me to assault her over that, so that’s why I went with the storage unit to never see her again. I learned a lot from it, but I have nothing but pity for anyone who dates and especially marry (god help that person) that evil count.
This post was edited on 5/1/20 at 8:34 am
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98188 posts
Posted on 4/30/20 at 8:58 pm to
Convinced me to tell her my innermost thoughts as a means to get closer, then used it against me.
Posted by fallguy_1978
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Member since Feb 2018
48560 posts
Posted on 4/30/20 at 8:59 pm to
There had to be some signs OM. How long did you date this woman? Was she a crazy 9 or something where you were able to overlook certain things?
This post was edited on 4/30/20 at 9:01 pm
Posted by boosiebadazz
Member since Feb 2008
80258 posts
Posted on 4/30/20 at 8:59 pm to
Post a pic of her pussy

You decide if I missed a comma
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
108476 posts
Posted on 4/30/20 at 9:03 pm to
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There had to be some signs OM. How long did you date this woman? Was she a crazy 9 or something where you were able to overlook certain things?


Go back on my posts because there was a thread where we were mocking a chick dating a first rounder. She looked pretty similar and had that identical smile. I’d say she’s an 8, but probably not a 9. Love will make you put up with some dumb shite. I don’t regret dating her (unless she kills me down the line which I’ve since fortunately moved), but I regret not breaking up with her 4 months earlier. The signs were there, but I learned from it. I’m far more picky about women I will date after her.

EDIT: Here was my post and the bitch I compared her to.

This post was edited on 4/30/20 at 9:12 pm
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
54244 posts
Posted on 4/30/20 at 9:07 pm to
I once dated a chick who was a sculptor, mainly clay, and she was really good at it. We had a rather contentious breakup that had been preceded by a few other less contentious breakups.
Usually she would whine and cry, call too many times, nothing too crazy.

This time, I didn't answer her calls and managed to avoid her if she came around. A few days went by where she didn't call or anything, and I thought I was done with her. I woke up one morning and took the dog out. Me and the dog both stopped in our tracks. Standing in the middle of the front yard on a wooden stake/post thing was a sculpture of my dog's head. A very good, lifelike sculpture that was painted and everything, complete with blood and other dangly bits.

The dog lost his shite and started barking like crazy. I had to drag his arse back to the door. I got my phone and took a few pics just in case whoever survived me, maybe the dog, needed evidence to show the police when she finally slit my throat in my sleep.

I never heard anything else from her, and I kept the sculpture for a few years. I think it got lost in the shuffle of a move.
Posted by Ham And Glass
Member since Nov 2016
1518 posts
Posted on 4/30/20 at 9:15 pm to
Followed a girl I was on a date with into the bathroom and started yammering and crying and telling her all kinds of crazy. Then called my parents house and left a message saying she was concerned about me.
Posted by LSUJML
BR
Member since May 2008
45583 posts
Posted on 4/30/20 at 9:21 pm to
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Steal my frickin dog and saying she would drive two states away and let him loose if her demands weren't met.


What a horrible person
Posted by TigerFanInSouthland
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2012
28065 posts
Posted on 4/30/20 at 9:23 pm to
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Wait, how did everyone know? they all just assume you wasn't laying pipe?? lol


Because I broke up with her months before she started saying she was pregnant.
Posted by Cdawg
TigerFred's Living Room
Member since Sep 2003
59522 posts
Posted on 4/30/20 at 9:23 pm to
My exes never did shite. I did. If anyone was going to do the psychotic shite it was me, frick all that noise.

Posted by MIKEDATIGER
AUSTIN
Member since Oct 2007
2128 posts
Posted on 4/30/20 at 9:26 pm to
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Let's hear some stories Ranters.


Thanks for starting by sharing yours
Posted by Hudson00
Member since Feb 2017
187 posts
Posted on 4/30/20 at 9:28 pm to
One time I had one send a pizza I didnt order to my parents house.
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
108476 posts
Posted on 4/30/20 at 9:29 pm to
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One time I had one send a pizza I didnt order to my parents house.


Provided it’s not poisoned, sounds like a good one compared to all these stories.
Posted by WaltTeevens
Santa Barbara, CA
Member since Dec 2013
10965 posts
Posted on 4/30/20 at 9:30 pm to
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What is the most psychotic thing an ex has done to you


This is limited to exes? Then I've got nothing
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