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re: What is the most psychotic thing an ex has done to you

Posted on 4/30/20 at 7:46 pm to
Posted by AUCE05
Member since Dec 2009
42548 posts
Posted on 4/30/20 at 7:46 pm to
got a good chuckle out of this.
Posted by BuckyCheese
Member since Jan 2015
48619 posts
Posted on 4/30/20 at 7:46 pm to
One had an IT nerd at her work hack into my email. And then 10 years later she pops me a friend request on FB.



Yes, the sex was great.
Posted by TDsngumbo
Alpha Silverfox
Member since Oct 2011
41479 posts
Posted on 4/30/20 at 7:48 pm to
Dated me
Posted by BowDownToLSU
Livingston louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
19196 posts
Posted on 4/30/20 at 7:48 pm to
Years ago when I was dating my wife. My ex girlfriend would call me constantly, call my job , keyed my truck , egged my apartment. She came to my apartment playing her music loud shouting my name at midnight. I got in my truck and chased after her, she pulls in a bar and ran inside. I go in cuss her out in a bar room full of people along with a band. Well I was leaving out a side door when this huge bouncer comes flying at me jumps on a table , I duck and he misses me ,hits the wall and knocks his self out cold. The rest of the crowd couldn’t see what happened. The bar calls the cops so I left. My cop friend calls me the following week and tells me there is a warrant for my arrest for assault. The bouncer had to go to ER apparently and said I hit him. Well me leaving the scene was the wrong move I had to pay a nice chunk of $$$

This post was edited on 5/1/20 at 7:00 am
Posted by OldmanBeasley
Charlotte
Member since Jun 2014
9657 posts
Posted on 4/30/20 at 7:54 pm to
My ex chopped off my cock and threw it out of her car. Fortunately I got it reattached and even starred in a film
Posted by moester75
Anne Arundel County, MD
Member since Oct 2018
1544 posts
Posted on 4/30/20 at 7:56 pm to
Blind side hit me on the side of my cranium with a eight inch frying pan.
Posted by Athis
Member since Aug 2016
11476 posts
Posted on 4/30/20 at 8:01 pm to
Smashed the headlights on my car..Later showed up at a restaurant while I was on a date and told my date that she (the psycho) was my GF... My date looked at me like WTF..Psycho left and me my date left... psycho followed us. It took awhile to get rid of the psycho...she finally got married to some poor sap.

Had another one spread all kinds of crazy lies about me..She was pretty imaginative..Told everyone that I said these things to her about myself..She ended dyeing from a stroke at a very young age.
Posted by TexasTiger08
Member since Oct 2006
25503 posts
Posted on 4/30/20 at 8:07 pm to
Had an ex that claimed I knocked her up and she wanted money to get an abortion. Yeah...

Had another ex that I dated for approximately one month. I broke it off, and she sent me thousands of texts. I'd wake up several mornings in a row with more than 100 texts. She threatened to kill me if she saw me in public. Also, I coached a sport at the campus she worked at. I did not work at that campus, but was still permitted to coach there. This was well after the breakup. She found out I would be there in the afternoons, and lied to her admin that I was sexually, mentally, and verbally abusive. Long story short, I unloaded the texts to the proper channels, and then said I didn't want to coach there under an administration that bans someone from campus (me) without letting me know or asking for my side of the story. Good head though.
Posted by Athis
Member since Aug 2016
11476 posts
Posted on 4/30/20 at 8:11 pm to
quote:

My ex chopped off my cock and threw it out of her car. Fortunately I got it reattached and even starred in a film



Hello John from Cutoff, La.......I'm listening..
Posted by Pedro
Geaux Hawks
Member since Jul 2008
33331 posts
Posted on 4/30/20 at 8:14 pm to
Broke my nose going to slap me when I wasn’t paying attention. Caught her out of the corner of my eye going for the swing and moved my head at the last second. She caught the schnoz with the bottom of her hand still and broke it.
I was about ready to murder her at that point.
Posted by tbabino
Member since Aug 2014
1537 posts
Posted on 4/30/20 at 8:18 pm to
slapped me in front of my kids cause I found out about her affair
Posted by Revan11
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2007
289 posts
Posted on 4/30/20 at 8:18 pm to
Faked pregnancy, didn't believe her. She went all out bought what must have been a packaged always positive test (yes the sell that shite on the internet) or sealed an ovulation test inside a pregnancy test. Sent me a video of her taking it and it being positive, begging to get back together. I still had strong doubts because she hadn't told her mom about by week 17, she was paper thin and would be showing by then. Knew it was a farce when i told her I was going to talk to her parents about it if she didn't. She then threatened to kill herself if I called her parents. Waited till she would be 28 weeks called her asked how it was going she said everything was great, showed up unannounced to her place when she answered the door she was just as thin as the day I met her, told her i had to be 100% sure and what she did was pure evil. Never saw or heard from her again.

TLDR: Ex faked pregnancy, I called BS. She threaten suicide. Confirmed it was BS, never seen her since.
Posted by Chris P Bacon
Member since Mar 2020
219 posts
Posted on 4/30/20 at 8:22 pm to
Crazy Chi Omega Suzy burned all my books my Junior year. We broke up but she claimed she had left some personal items in my apartment. I didn't want to see her so I told a female friend to let her in to get her clothes. She came in with a black backpack and left with mine.

When I realized what happened I confronted her. But by then she had burned all my books. Since it was off campus the University police wouldn't do anything. The regular police wouldn't do anything because I couldn't prove the burned remains were the ashes of my books.

In fact she didn't even get a ticket for public burning since the fire was out when the police arrived and she denied everything.

Just because they look good on the outside doesn't mean they are not ugly as shite on the inside.
Posted by Cregg
Orange Beach
Member since Jul 2017
1993 posts
Posted on 4/30/20 at 8:22 pm to
Steal my frickin dog and saying she would drive two states away and let him loose if her demands weren't met.
Posted by Ron Popeil
Mississippi coast
Member since Nov 2018
764 posts
Posted on 4/30/20 at 8:24 pm to
Hired an escort to show up at my wedding reception to try to embarrass me. Metairie Country Club security and the detail cop took care of it pretty quick.
Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Member since Jul 2011
29431 posts
Posted on 4/30/20 at 8:25 pm to
Side piece show polished my car while it was parked in front of my GF’s house

I deserved it

Posted by Joshjrn
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2008
26918 posts
Posted on 4/30/20 at 8:25 pm to
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With those abortion laws last year, my ex (who is from Georgia) tried to forbid me from going to going to MS where my parents live. Her reasoning was if we go back together to either parents house that she could get raped, get impregnated, and when we come back to our state she has an abortion, all for the Mississippi authorities to come over here and give her the death penalty Spanish Inquisition style. Told her to immediately get the frick out of my apartment for good and threw her shite in a storage unit that she had one month to pick up.


I have to think this was the last straw in a parade of insanity...
Posted by IAmNERD
Member since May 2017
19174 posts
Posted on 4/30/20 at 8:26 pm to
Showed up at my work at least 6 months of radio silence asking me (been at a new job for 3 months) "did you think it would be that easy? Did you think I wouldn't find out where you worked?"

All this about a month after I started seriously dating my now wife. Bitch was bat-shite.
This post was edited on 4/30/20 at 8:28 pm
Posted by AUriptide
Member since Aug 2009
7334 posts
Posted on 4/30/20 at 8:27 pm to
I had one start dating some equally crazy meat head, who she had come after me. He pulled a gun on me, but he wasn't crazy enough to pull the trigger.
Posted by Slappin Fuzz
Newark
Member since May 2019
58 posts
Posted on 4/30/20 at 8:30 pm to
Wait, how did everyone know? they all just assume you wasn't laying pipe?? lol
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