re: What Is The Most Bizarre Death You’ve Ever Heard Of?

I’ve got a couple.
Guy lived next street over was a milkman.Those that remember the old days when there were milkmen.He was driving across a highway with the door open as they usually did,no seat belt of course,A car speeding hit him on passenger side,he fell out,milk truck fell on it’s side with him between the truck and pavement.Milk truck skidded a few feet and ground him to a bloody pulp.Firemen scooped him up with shovels into a body bag and washed the blood off the highway with fire hoses.

A group were water skiing at Kincaid lake when a thunderstorm came up.Smartass lawyer jumped up on bow of the boat,stretched out his arms and said”Take me Lord”.Words barely out of his mouth when a bolt of lightening struck him and killed him.

You can probably find the video on Reddit if you don’t have a weak stomach but a guy in a machine shop was ripped to shreds in literally just a few seconds by one of those spinning machines. Blood and body parts flew everywhere then a man comes flying in to turn off the machine and you can tell by his face how tormented he was from what he just witnessed.

... heir to DuPont fortune entangled in murder-for-hire plot in the death of girl-friend-prostitute-drug-buddy, gone sideways ...

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Walkway collapse in Kansas City. 114 killed terrible.
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Shell refinery in Norco hired a bunch of Chem E students to be operators one summer. I was one. Best job experience I had - learned a ton. While I was working there a contractor was unbolting a ladder from the side of a distillation column. For some reason he worked from the bottom up and when he got to a joint in the ladder, it fell back with him on it and he was killed.

I think we went to the same hs if you’re from br but she was about 4-5 years older than me.

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Oh, and there is also the guy who parked at a nearby office building, walked to my neighbor’s house, and got in her attic.

He was reported as a missing person until she found his body up there. IIRC they think he was trying to ambush her and hid up there then passed out.

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Small world...I was the nextdoor neighbor, off of Essen Lane, to the woman he was waiting to kill that day by hiding in the attic...cops told me the whole story. He was her boyfriend for awhile and was an a-hole the couple of times i met him. He went up there during the day with a bunch of drugs and a gun and passed out. It got super hot and he died in the heat, or of an overdose. Basically, he mummified up there before they found him. She found him when the air conditioner broke and she saw a piece of his shirt hanging out of the attic next to the AC unit. She had smelled something after he went missing but thought it was a dead animal or something... the cops had to take a shovel and pry him off of the rafters, and said that was the craziest thing thing they had ever seen or smelled. The story was he was married to someone else and that's why he always parked at an office behind the subdivision. He and the girlfriend had broken up and he was up there waiting for her to go to sleep to kill her, I guess. After finding out she had been sleeping underneath his dead body for I don't know how many months before they found him, she was so freaked out that she never came back before having others move her out.

There was a well that was having a workover done on it. Brand new well, so highest pressure. Probably 3,000 PSI at wellhead, 8,000 PSI in the rock frac zone. All the laborers on those workover rigs are Mexican. It's the lowest paying job in oilfield, a rinky dink workover rig with a crew of 5 Mexicans.

Well well control must've gone bad and a joint of 30 ft tubing came shooting out of the well like 80 ft in the air. It came down and landed straight on a Mexican's head and killed him. Final Destination style.

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21-year-old Elisa Lam, a Canadian woman found dead in a Los Angeles hotel rooftop water tank. She'd been in the tank for 19 days and guests drank the water.

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There is a whole Netflix about that hotel. A lot of people died there

Steve Irwin - Stingray barb to the heart

Goatse dude died getting sodomized by a horse