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re: What is the minimum threshold of cheating?

Posted on 5/22/23 at 1:26 pm to
Posted by elposter
Member since Dec 2010
26442 posts
Posted on 5/22/23 at 1:26 pm to
quote:

So if your wife gives another dude a BJ you’d be good with it?



Hell yes. I'd finally have proof that she DOESN'T have a medical condition that prohibits it. Joke's on her!
Posted by lit roun
Bloody Stick
Member since May 2023
18 posts
Posted on 5/22/23 at 1:26 pm to
eatin aint cheatin
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
68965 posts
Posted on 5/22/23 at 1:29 pm to
quote:

eatin aint cheatin


So if your wife or GF goes out with her friends, hooks up with a guy, and while she does nothing with the guy, she does let him eat her out. You’d be good with it?
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
48587 posts
Posted on 5/22/23 at 1:29 pm to
quote:

So if your wife gives another dude a BJ you’d be good with it?


Only if she snowballs me afterwards.
Posted by keakar
Member since Jan 2017
30152 posts
Posted on 5/22/23 at 1:30 pm to
quote:

What is the minimum threshold of cheating?


your woman can sleep with whoever she wants and its your fault not hers

if you even casually glance in the same direction of another woman, you are a cheating pig and its time for a divorce

glad i could clear that up for you
Posted by Don Quixote
Member since May 2023
3329 posts
Posted on 5/22/23 at 1:33 pm to
Matthew 5:28
But I say to you that everyone who looks at a woman with lustful intent has already committed adultery with her in his heart.
Posted by jbgleason
Bailed out of BTR to God's Country
Member since Mar 2012
19513 posts
Posted on 5/22/23 at 1:35 pm to
I just need an OT Ruling on the classic "I tripped and fell on her and it slipped in."
Posted by lit roun
Bloody Stick
Member since May 2023
18 posts
Posted on 5/22/23 at 1:37 pm to
she in fact wouldnt be eatin in this moment
Posted by Tornado Alley
Member since Mar 2012
27675 posts
Posted on 5/22/23 at 1:39 pm to
Having a thought about an attractive person is one thing, but acting on it is another. Once your spouse acts on it, no matter how insignificantly, you have some marital problems.
Posted by Slippy
Across the rivah
Member since Aug 2005
7110 posts
Posted on 5/22/23 at 1:44 pm to
Rule #1: Only mess around with someone who has as much to lose as you do.

Rule #2: Be ultra discrete, and put nothing in writing.

Rule #3: Deny everything (until you no longer can).
Posted by JiminyCricket
Member since Jun 2017
5046 posts
Posted on 5/22/23 at 1:52 pm to
quote:

Rule #1: Only mess around with someone who has as much to lose as you do.

Rule #2: Be ultra discrete, and put nothing in writing.

Rule #3: Deny everything (until you no longer can).



A reading from "Piece of Shite Spousing for Dummies."
Posted by SixthAndBarone
Member since Jan 2019
9878 posts
Posted on 5/22/23 at 1:54 pm to
Kiss on cheek is acceptable but not always appreciated. Lap dances are lap dances until you touch her body.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
70101 posts
Posted on 5/22/23 at 1:59 pm to
quote:

Rule #1: Only mess around with someone who has as much to lose as you do.
Rule #2: Be ultra discrete, and put nothing in writing.

Rule #3: Deny everything (until you no longer can).
To Rules #1-3:

Posted by geauxkoo
Member since Oct 2021
1555 posts
Posted on 5/22/23 at 2:00 pm to
quote:

According to my wife it is anytime you speak to a younger attractive female.



According to my wife, it's when I look in the general direction of any female that she deems pretty.
Posted by jaytothen
Member since Jan 2020
7594 posts
Posted on 5/22/23 at 2:02 pm to
quote:

Or if one of those strippers accidentally gives you a bj...


I promise I was just walking to the bar and my penis just slipped in her mouth babe.
Posted by JiminyCricket
Member since Jun 2017
5046 posts
Posted on 5/22/23 at 2:02 pm to
quote:

According to my wife, it's when I look in the general direction of any female that she deems pretty.



My wife notices the hot chicks before I do
Posted by Dam Guide
Member since Sep 2005
16277 posts
Posted on 5/22/23 at 2:03 pm to
The threshold is dependent on the couple. Everyone has different boundaries, if you don't know your partner's boundaries, you need to communicate with that person and figured them out.

quote:

Obviously having sex with someone is considered cheating


Not if you have an open relationship and agreed it was fine to do it. I couldn't do that shite, but some people do it.
This post was edited on 5/22/23 at 2:04 pm
Posted by JiminyCricket
Member since Jun 2017
5046 posts
Posted on 5/22/23 at 2:26 pm to
quote:

Not if you have an open relationship and agreed it was fine to do it. I couldn't do that shite, but some people do it.



I just feel like, especially if you walked down the aisle and made vows to each other, that having an open marriage and claiming it isn't cheating is basically like the cop saying he won't arrest you for robbing the bank. The shite isn't now not a crime just because you decided not to punish it.
This post was edited on 5/22/23 at 3:07 pm
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
29772 posts
Posted on 5/23/23 at 8:10 am to
quote:

they give you a kiss on the cheek



We found the United Pentecostal….

I kiss women friends on the cheek all the time, I must be lusting for the flesh huh?
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