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re: What illegal thing did you get away with?
Posted on 3/9/16 at 7:14 pm to StealthCalais11
Posted on 3/9/16 at 7:14 pm to StealthCalais11
Since no one has admitted to a felony I will. When at LSU we were coming home from Sports (Tigerland you kids) and drove by the stadium. At the top of the hill in the traffic circle there used to be a huge flag pole. Drunk me made the driver stop and I ran to the pole and untied the rope for some reason. The ginormous US flag catapulted down and covered me. Not sure what I thought would happen but it wasn't that. Mind you, at the time LSUPD HQ was about 50 yards away. In a continued stupid moment, I unhooked the flag and gathered it up before jumping back into the car. For the rest of my college career, we would hang it off the fraternity house second story for patriotic days.
Fast forward several years and I was about to undergo my first Top Secret polygraph for my job. I felt the guilt so bad I called I called LSUPD and confessed. The guy on duty absolved me of my sins like a priest and told me to "do something good" with the flag. I subsequently passed the poly and hang the flag with honor every Independence Day.
Fast forward several years and I was about to undergo my first Top Secret polygraph for my job. I felt the guilt so bad I called I called LSUPD and confessed. The guy on duty absolved me of my sins like a priest and told me to "do something good" with the flag. I subsequently passed the poly and hang the flag with honor every Independence Day.
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Posted on 3/9/16 at 7:25 pm to StealthCalais11
At fault auto accident (neither party hurt) in foreign country, instructed to stay at hotel until contacted by magistrate for ruling which could include jail time, F that, caught scheduled flight out as planned and refuse to vacation in any part of that country out of concern for outstanding warrant...
Posted on 3/9/16 at 7:28 pm to jbgleason
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Since no one has admitted to a felony I will
Well, here's one I can admit to because I was caught. When I was 16 a 'buddy' begged me to help sink his new car in a lake for insurance money. We do. Dude breaks down and tells his dad everything including my name. By the time the court date rolled around I was already in juvenile hall on separate charges so I got bitch smacked by the judge and my 'buddy' got probation.
Posted on 3/9/16 at 7:29 pm to StealthCalais11
Walked across the Rio Grande in Big Bend to Mexico. Promptly came back.
Illegal x2
Illegal x2
Posted on 3/9/16 at 7:34 pm to 13SaintTiger
Picked up your mom on the corner.
Posted on 3/9/16 at 7:36 pm to StealthCalais11
I killed 5 hookers while at SMU.
Posted on 3/9/16 at 7:37 pm to StealthCalais11
smoking pot on the field at tiger stadium back when we beat Florida and everyone rushed the field (1998).
I had saved some grass from the tiger eye for a long while. Guy was passing a blunt on the field.
I had saved some grass from the tiger eye for a long while. Guy was passing a blunt on the field.
Posted on 3/9/16 at 7:40 pm to mpar98
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the hell kind of downtime you have at 5:38 in an office?
That's one of the downsides of running your own company; there's no such thing as a set schedule of a 5 day/40hr work week.
This post was edited on 3/9/16 at 7:42 pm
Posted on 3/9/16 at 7:42 pm to StealthCalais11
I banged a bunch of freshmen and sophomores when I was a senior. I think that's illegal
Posted on 3/9/16 at 7:44 pm to StealthCalais11
Pot when I was younger
Have driven with a drink many times (only 1, never drunk)
Driven home drunk in college
Fished without a license
Stole a table from a bar because I was drunk and liked it
Have driven with a drink many times (only 1, never drunk)
Driven home drunk in college
Fished without a license
Stole a table from a bar because I was drunk and liked it
Posted on 3/9/16 at 7:46 pm to StealthCalais11
Too many to list here. I've done some stupid shite in my short days. Never harmed anyone doing any of it, so I guess I have that going for me.
Posted on 3/9/16 at 7:50 pm to northshorebamaman
quote:I hope you beat the shite out of him
Dude breaks down and tells his dad everything including my name.
Posted on 3/9/16 at 8:10 pm to StealthCalais11
I robbed 11 banks in one day. Their were security guards everywhere at every single bank. I never got caught.
Posted on 3/9/16 at 8:11 pm to GreatLakesTiger24
Nope. Never saw him again. I didn't get out for a while (did one of those boot camp programs) and he moved across country to live with his mom.
Posted on 3/9/16 at 8:13 pm to StealthCalais11
Sold some raw milk without a license once.
Posted on 3/9/16 at 8:36 pm to StealthCalais11
I "might" have been an accessory to the theft of a gumball machine from the lobby of the Tuscaloosa Police Department, maybe.
Posted on 3/9/16 at 9:00 pm to StealthCalais11
There is not a week that goes by that I don't hit 100mph. As a kid, I got away with a ton of shite.
Posted on 3/9/16 at 9:03 pm to Melvin Spellvin
What country?
Posted on 3/9/16 at 9:14 pm to StealthCalais11
Dipped tobacco on a "Tobacco Free" high school campus today.
Twice.
Twice.
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