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re: What has been the most outrageous quote you've received?

Posted on 7/9/25 at 4:11 pm to
Posted by TrimTab
North County Coastal San Diego
Member since Mar 2019
8044 posts
Posted on 7/9/25 at 4:11 pm to
$161.00 for a Covid test for my sick 16-year-old dying cat.
Posted by CaptainJ47
Gonzales
Member since Nov 2007
7723 posts
Posted on 7/9/25 at 4:11 pm to
$10 for a Dasani at the Marriott in Memphis. It was luke warm at best
Posted by Huey Lewis
BR
Member since Oct 2013
5072 posts
Posted on 7/9/25 at 4:11 pm to
Install two water heaters. Plain arse 40 gallon tank, gas water heaters. Unhook old ones, hook up new ones. $14,000 quote
Posted by Lowdermilk
Lowdermilk Beach
Member since Aug 2024
1024 posts
Posted on 7/9/25 at 4:14 pm to


$2,500 for an hour in the backseat of my car.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
89139 posts
Posted on 7/9/25 at 4:15 pm to
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$2,500 for an hour in the backseat of my car.


paltry $5k to bang some dried up old French hag
Posted by Jenious
Member since Apr 2020
903 posts
Posted on 7/9/25 at 4:17 pm to
Before I was married to my then wife, she called me because she took her car to her uncle's mechanic shop because her serpentine belt was squealing. He wanted to charge her $500 to change a pulley. I took it to my brother. He put on a Gates belt ($30) and it never squealed again.
Posted by Porter Osborne Jr
Member since Sep 2012
43238 posts
Posted on 7/9/25 at 4:19 pm to
15K to paint my kitchen cabinets
Posted by Scuttle Buttin
Member since May 2020
449 posts
Posted on 7/9/25 at 4:20 pm to
$40K to remodel most of a bathroom. No measurement taken, not including cabinets or paint. fricker just walked in and said $40K. The wife and I laughed him out the house. Got it done for less than half of that.
This post was edited on 7/10/25 at 8:40 am
Posted by piratedude
baton rouge
Member since Oct 2009
2779 posts
Posted on 7/9/25 at 4:24 pm to
My John Deere purchased used zturn stopped running. John Deere shop in Pensacola came and picked it up to find out why it won't run. $125 round trip, no problem. Won't do any work until we call and you authorize. Called a week later and they said "needs too many parts to warrant fixing. you're up to $2,000 in just parts needed." WTF?
1. Wire loom: what about the wire loom makes it not run? "the wire loom has been spliced. we don't know if that's the cause but we cannot work on it, must change it. Also, must have hour meter. Everything runs through the hour meter." It ran fine without it up until last week. What changed? "We don't know."
2. new motor: What's wrong with the motor? "it's not the right one." Does being the wrong motor make it quit running? What's making it not run? "Maybe the wire loom?" You know that motor has a magneto and will run if you disconnect all the wiring from it? "Not to John Deere standards. No, we don't know why it won't start."
3. replace Idler pullies and blades. Does that make it not run? "No, we're just diagnosing."

"That's be $460 please, for diagnostics."

When I argued that they wanted me to pay the rate for a pro, but were just offering a parts changer, they were offended. Also offended that I said it sounded like they wanted to do a complete restoration instead of just finding and fixing the problem. "We have to bring it back to factory specs." That's a restoration.

frick me if I ever own another John Deere product.
Posted by RaginRampage
Detroit Lions Fan
Member since Feb 2018
271 posts
Posted on 7/9/25 at 4:32 pm to
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$2,500 for an hour in the backseat of my car.


That's a lot just to sit around and talk for 59 minutes
Posted by putt23
Pingree Grove, IL
Member since Oct 2010
5232 posts
Posted on 7/9/25 at 4:46 pm to
49000 to dry wall a basement, add 4 outlets, and paint the ceiling black.

62000 if I added flooring to it.

I, by no means, have some huge basement. Maybe like 700 sq. ft. House was built in 2016.

I asked if he wanted a beer, he said sure.

Went upstairs and took a seat. Handed him a natural light. I could tell he didn't want a natural light, but he opened it and took a drink.

He looked over at me with all his stuff on the table and I asked one question. Hey man, are you retarded?

He then tried to get me to finance it for 12 years. I told him there's no 2nd natural light in this conversation.
Posted by patnuh
South LA
Member since Sep 2005
7424 posts
Posted on 7/9/25 at 4:49 pm to
$3500 to run a pvc pipe from AC to outside house.

Next company I called did it for $300.
Posted by Pvt Hudson
Member since Jan 2013
4725 posts
Posted on 7/9/25 at 4:49 pm to
$98k to replace windows.

Sales guy said they would reduce my electricity costs - Told him my electric bill could go to $0 and I wouldn’t live long enough to make that money back.
Posted by CrappyPants
Member since Apr 2021
1041 posts
Posted on 7/9/25 at 4:52 pm to
$5500 to fix my vent hood.

Called another company. They fixed it for $400.

Posted by lsuchip30
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Dec 2007
483 posts
Posted on 7/9/25 at 4:53 pm to
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$8K for an 18x20 concrete slab..today.


That should be a $3,500 job, at worst.


3500 is not a bad price for that - if there is not any demo or tear out/haul off - that is kind of a bare minimum price. Closer to 4k or 4200 should be the number including tear out/ haul off, form, place, finish, with proper reinforcement, ground stabilization, joints cut or keyway, ect.
Posted by N2cars
Close by
Member since Feb 2008
38082 posts
Posted on 7/9/25 at 4:53 pm to
41K to fix small stucco cracks.

Posted by wallowinit
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2006
17183 posts
Posted on 7/9/25 at 4:57 pm to
About 20 years ago, I inquired from an online advertisement about the cost of a metal roof. Someone contacted me and insisted they come to my house. All I wanted was a price because I had absolutely no idea how much a metal roof was but they wouldn’t tell me. Someone had to come to my house to tell me.

So I agreed and this dude comes over and gives a 25 minute presentation to tell me that the roof was about $45,000.

I told him that there’s no way I was gonna pay $45,000 for a roof and I’m sorry he had to come all the way out here for that but they could’ve told me that on the phone.

He instantly got pissy with me and packed his shite up and left.
Posted by TDTOM
Member since Jan 2021
24834 posts
Posted on 7/9/25 at 5:00 pm to
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Yeah huge scam industry.


I am not sure it is a scam, but that quote was ridiculous.
Posted by StringedInstruments
Member since Oct 2013
20580 posts
Posted on 7/9/25 at 5:03 pm to
$10k to install two new bathroom fans.
Posted by kjp811
Denver, CO
Member since Apr 2017
1068 posts
Posted on 7/9/25 at 5:04 pm to
$3000 for a fire ring kit for a gas fire pit.
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