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re: What goes on in the VIP room at a strip club?
Posted on 5/24/18 at 1:26 am to Lickitty Split
Posted on 5/24/18 at 1:26 am to Lickitty Split
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What is a modeling salon? I’ve never heard this term
More important, are there any reputable ones in the Monroe area?
(I know I probably ruined my chances by saying “repeatable”)
Posted on 5/24/18 at 1:49 am to PortHudsonPlaya
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Honest question. I’ve been going thru some tough times, and I know it’s not the answer but been to the strip club twice in the last month. Had a blast both times, got some titty dances, and flirted with the girls.
Go get some actual attention. Strip clubs are pathetic, and I never got the appeal.
OTOH, the wifey dancing like a stripper is fun as hell.
Posted on 5/24/18 at 6:44 am to CapperVin
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This post was edited on 5/24/18 at 6:55 am
Posted on 5/24/18 at 7:04 am to gumbo2176
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I've got a niece that was a dancer in clubs in Florida
Did you get the family discount?
Posted on 5/24/18 at 7:19 am to LouisianaLady
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EDIT - I'd just get on Tinder if I was a dude looking for sex. It can be had for less than $300 if you're not a creepo.
Yeah from a chick that weighs 300 lbs
Posted on 5/24/18 at 7:31 am to PortHudsonPlaya
$300 rents the room, then it's pay for play I would assume, teasing you until your dick empties your bank account.
Just get a hot escort and pay the $300.
Just get a hot escort and pay the $300.
This post was edited on 5/24/18 at 7:33 am
Posted on 5/24/18 at 7:42 am to PortHudsonPlaya
Not sure where you are but $300 an hour in New Orleans means you're in a shithole stripclub. An hour down here runs you at least $600. And that is just to get you upstairs and the basic lap dances. Anything more and you will be digging into your pocket even more. To have a good time you're looking at at least a grand with drinks.
Posted on 5/24/18 at 7:45 am to Winston Cup
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but don’t expect to get your dick sucked
You're not doing it right
Posted on 5/24/18 at 7:46 am to MisterFaster
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Did you get the family discount?
One of the trashest things I've read on the OT.

Posted on 5/24/18 at 7:50 am to PortHudsonPlaya
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PortHudsonPlaya
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Playa
Yeah, we are going to need Chicken to change your name here. That'd be great.
Posted on 5/24/18 at 8:09 am to MisterFaster
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Did you get the family discount?
I can honestly say I've never seen the gal at work, but she and one of her stripper friends did come down to N.O. for Mardi Gras one year and I will say, they do grow them fine in Florida. Her friend was gorgeous, with a prime build on her and they headed out to the French Quarter just about every night.
When they finally left after about a week they had a trunk loaded with Mardi Gras beads they got thrown to them while in the Quarter. They weren't shy about flashing their boobs is how I figure it.
Posted on 5/24/18 at 8:10 am to PortHudsonPlaya
Trashiness is what goes on.
Posted on 5/24/18 at 8:23 am to PortHudsonPlaya
go get you a Chinese massage with a happy ending...Same results, less expensive, same herpes
Posted on 5/24/18 at 8:34 am to PortHudsonPlaya
They rub your wiener through your pants until you run out of money, then they throw you out
Posted on 5/24/18 at 8:40 am to gumbo2176
Damn you, gumbo, I thought you were here to help us, not get us married.



Posted on 5/24/18 at 8:41 am to Will Cover
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Today's stripper, tomorrow's top sales people.
As a Pharm sales rep, yes.

Posted on 5/24/18 at 8:49 am to uptowntiger84
I know someone who was a serious strip club enthusiast for about a decade. He blew tens of thousands of dollars in those places over the years. He hasn't darkened the door of one in about 7 years.
There are a few tricks to getting action. If you want to dramatically increase your odds, go in the daytime. The daytime girls generally have kids at home which prevents them from working at night. They make less money overall, so they are willing to work harder for it.
Stay away from the hottest girls who are getting the most attention. They don't have to do extras to make money. Find the B+ team girls (who are generally still very nice looking) who are looking bored and ignored at the bar. Spend time talking them up. If they take a shine to you, they'll steer the ship and you are gonna have a good time.
Also, playing hard to get works with strippers same as it works with girls IRL. If you signal that you might be holding out for something better, they will work harder for your attention.
There are a few tricks to getting action. If you want to dramatically increase your odds, go in the daytime. The daytime girls generally have kids at home which prevents them from working at night. They make less money overall, so they are willing to work harder for it.
Stay away from the hottest girls who are getting the most attention. They don't have to do extras to make money. Find the B+ team girls (who are generally still very nice looking) who are looking bored and ignored at the bar. Spend time talking them up. If they take a shine to you, they'll steer the ship and you are gonna have a good time.
Also, playing hard to get works with strippers same as it works with girls IRL. If you signal that you might be holding out for something better, they will work harder for your attention.
Posted on 5/24/18 at 9:14 am to PortHudsonPlaya
I’ve had 2 different experience. One alone and one with my wife. The first time I was alone, drunk and she basically took my money because I couldn’t say no. She just gave me a lap dance and let me feel her titties and she grabbed my dick a little through my pants.
The second time my wife was with me and this girl was into it. She actually traveled around the country performing and had the best body I’ve ever witnessed and I told my wife I had to have her. We could touch her all we wanted and she was kissing us and touching us. Security peeked in once and didn’t stop her. By the 3rd song it became a 3some and after song 4 we were done. Best $300 I ever spent. Lifetime memory.
The second time my wife was with me and this girl was into it. She actually traveled around the country performing and had the best body I’ve ever witnessed and I told my wife I had to have her. We could touch her all we wanted and she was kissing us and touching us. Security peeked in once and didn’t stop her. By the 3rd song it became a 3some and after song 4 we were done. Best $300 I ever spent. Lifetime memory.
Posted on 5/24/18 at 9:32 am to Clark W Griswold
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became a 3some and after song 4 we were done. Best $300 I ever spent. Lifetime memory.

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