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re: What do Flat Assers believe in?

Posted on 8/21/24 at 12:48 pm to
Posted by XenScott
Pensacola
Member since Oct 2016
4171 posts
Posted on 8/21/24 at 12:48 pm to
Up to a point, shape is more important than size
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
66950 posts
Posted on 8/21/24 at 12:49 pm to
There is statistical proof that younger people like fatter asses
Posted by ClientNumber9
Member since Feb 2009
10146 posts
Posted on 8/21/24 at 12:50 pm to
So if I don't like overweight fat asses, then that clearly means I like women with 2x4 flat asses? That's your logic?
Posted by diat150
Louisiana
Member since Jun 2005
47999 posts
Posted on 8/21/24 at 12:56 pm to
I couldnt be with a woman with a flat arse and skinny legs. grosses me out.
Posted by lsupride87
Member since Dec 2007
111718 posts
Posted on 8/21/24 at 1:17 pm to
If my choice is Taylor swift or Lizzo it’s easily Taylor swift. If we are going to live in an “extremes only” world that’s what it comes down to
This post was edited on 8/21/24 at 1:18 pm
Posted by holdmuh keystonelite
Member since Oct 2020
4919 posts
Posted on 8/21/24 at 1:55 pm to
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I couldnt be with a woman with a flat arse and skinny legs. grosses me out.


Agreed, nothing is attractive about that and I don't even care how good her face looks if she has no curves.
Posted by Wildcat98USA
Member since Nov 2023
513 posts
Posted on 8/21/24 at 2:00 pm to
If I could go back to high school I’d chase some of those flat assers…the ones that were pretty but overlooked…they are now still pretty, THIN and have some arse.
Posted by Robin Masters
Birmingham
Member since Jul 2010
36439 posts
Posted on 8/21/24 at 2:40 pm to
The older I get the bigger I like them I’m 50 yo and skinny bitches do next to nothing for me. Now I don’t like fat and misshapen but a girl had to be a little thicc for me to even get a tingle going. Fat arse and thighs with smallish chest is my weakness.
Posted by Robin Masters
Birmingham
Member since Jul 2010
36439 posts
Posted on 8/21/24 at 2:42 pm to
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I could go back to high school I’d chase some of those flat assers…the ones that were pretty but overlooked…they are now still pretty, THIN and have some arse.


See I’m the opposite. I’d go back and go after the slightly plump ones that everyone said were fat. They were dying for some attention and I would dominate!
Posted by Ziippy
Member since Aug 2023
1654 posts
Posted on 8/21/24 at 4:18 pm to
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There is statistical proof that younger people like fatter asses


Funny, the older I’ve gotten, the more I like a big arse.
Posted by Corriente Kid
Central Texas
Member since Aug 2021
707 posts
Posted on 8/21/24 at 4:21 pm to
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Yes, have you seen her recent pictures? She has now put silicone in her tits, face, and arse….

It was actually the point of the thread, why would she do that to herself

She went from this which was perfection. Even today she still looks great at times but she often filters her pics to make her hips and arse look cartoonish


That is the perfect arse in my book!
Posted by MeridianDog
Home on the range
Member since Nov 2010
14539 posts
Posted on 8/21/24 at 4:48 pm to
I need new glasses. I thought you posted What do Flat Earthers believe in?

I couldn't figure out your photo in the OP, until I figured out my misunderstanding of the post. Since you asked, those big rear ends on some women scare me. Always afraid of having one plop down beside me on an airplane and knocking me through the side wall of the jet.

Would be a great place to hide behind in a gun fight.

If they charged by the pound, could get pricy.

That's about all I think.
Posted by JEC119
Alabama
Member since Apr 2024
2350 posts
Posted on 8/21/24 at 6:01 pm to
A flat arse on a woman is just weird. It gets even weirder when a flat arse woman has big boobs.

That’s just my opinion though. I treat all flat arse women … as Snoop Dog would say

“ Like 7up … I never have and I never will”
Posted by FearlessFreep
Baja Alabama
Member since Nov 2009
20094 posts
Posted on 8/21/24 at 6:15 pm to
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The whole “arse” thing is a psyop created by big ag to sell more corn syrup
Posted by BoardReader
Arkansas
Member since Dec 2007
7410 posts
Posted on 8/21/24 at 6:21 pm to
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Isn't a large booty and thick hips a sign of femininity?


No. Its a sign of obesity, not femininity.
A wide *pelvis* is one thing. A large booty is very different. Think of it like good bone structure, versus collagen facial injections to give a face countours.

One of them is beauty. The other is an attempt to make unhealthy behavior normalized.

Posted by SelaTiger
Member since Aug 2016
21870 posts
Posted on 8/21/24 at 6:38 pm to
Why mess with anything with a body like that? Mentally ill, all of them. It’s baffling.
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
20683 posts
Posted on 8/21/24 at 6:47 pm to
The jury will disregard the entire opening statement except:

Posted by diat150
Louisiana
Member since Jun 2005
47999 posts
Posted on 8/21/24 at 9:54 pm to
Posted by sqerty
AP
Member since May 2022
8529 posts
Posted on 8/21/24 at 10:25 pm to
I go by gap width
Posted by Tr33fiddy
Hog Jaw, Arkansas (it exists)
Member since Aug 2023
1971 posts
Posted on 8/22/24 at 7:27 am to
Op is one of those 115 pound dudes you see with 250 pound women.
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