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re: What do Flat Assers believe in?

Posted on 8/21/24 at 11:09 am to
Posted by Smoke Ring
Scenic Highway Crackhouse
Member since Dec 2010
4339 posts
Posted on 8/21/24 at 11:09 am to
The infatuation with a comically large and wide arse is a sign of latent homosexuality … on the down low of course
Posted by Frac the world
The Centennial State
Member since Oct 2014
21808 posts
Posted on 8/21/24 at 11:09 am to
I’ll legit take a cottage cheese phat arse over Minnesota long arse

Posted by mdomingue
Lafayette, LA
Member since Nov 2010
48113 posts
Posted on 8/21/24 at 11:10 am to
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Violent Hip Swivel

Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
299716 posts
Posted on 8/21/24 at 11:11 am to
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believe that there's such thing as an arse too big.


Found the simp.
Posted by Violent Hip Swivel
Member since Aug 2023
9650 posts
Posted on 8/21/24 at 11:14 am to
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The infatuation with a comically large and wide arse is a sign of latent homosexuality … on the down low of course



Isn't a large booty and thick hips a sign of femininity and an infatuation with a small arse and thin hips a sign of latent pedophilia?
Posted by JohnnyKilroy
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Member since Oct 2012
41428 posts
Posted on 8/21/24 at 11:18 am to
For the vast majority of the OT, the ideal female figure resembles an 11 year old boy.
Posted by Smoke Ring
Scenic Highway Crackhouse
Member since Dec 2010
4339 posts
Posted on 8/21/24 at 11:22 am to
If you think the anus is a sexual organ, I guess
Posted by LittleJerrySeinfield
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Member since Aug 2013
11395 posts
Posted on 8/21/24 at 11:31 am to
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Violent Hip Swivel


Solid concept on the post, although I do disagree with the premise, but the execution left a lot to be desired.
Posted by Honest Tune
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2011
19285 posts
Posted on 8/21/24 at 11:43 am to
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You’re telling me you’ve never banged a girl with a big booty without saying you’ve never banged a girl with a big booty.


Does your mom count?
Posted by Hondo Blacksheep
Member since Jul 2022
3216 posts
Posted on 8/21/24 at 11:49 am to
Hmm ... that's so crazy it just might be true
Posted by Geauxldninja
Member since May 2018
2662 posts
Posted on 8/21/24 at 11:54 am to
The booty in the pic you posted isn’t a fat arse by most of the “flat asser” standards. That is a nice booty. Perfect even. There is such thing as an arse too big.
Posted by Stumpknocker
SWLA
Member since Mar 2021
823 posts
Posted on 8/21/24 at 11:57 am to
There she blows!!
Posted by Donkus
Shreveport
Member since Feb 2013
1596 posts
Posted on 8/21/24 at 12:08 pm to
The bigger the arse the worse the fart is. It's science.
Posted by lsupride87
Member since Dec 2007
111718 posts
Posted on 8/21/24 at 12:15 pm to
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For the vast majority of the OT, the ideal female figure resembles an 11 year old boy.
Salma Haye and Sierra Skye are by far the most praised women consistently on the OT through the years

Johnny’s definition of 11 year old boys





Posted by Krane
Member since Oct 2017
1471 posts
Posted on 8/21/24 at 12:16 pm to
Terrible pic to try and prove your point
Posted by Krane
Member since Oct 2017
1471 posts
Posted on 8/21/24 at 12:18 pm to
Johnny’s perfect woman

Posted by lsupride87
Member since Dec 2007
111718 posts
Posted on 8/21/24 at 12:20 pm to
Exactly. It’s fine. He can like fat asses. But he doesn’t need to defend his choice by lying

The OT, as a whole, flocks to women with big boobs, narrow waist, wider hips, and a firm round arse

If he likes a fat very big add that’s fine
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
30452 posts
Posted on 8/21/24 at 12:32 pm to
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I’ll legit take a cottage cheese phat arse over Minnesota long arse

Becky from the ancient Longback clan. Prevalent throughout England and other unseasoned places.
Posted by JohnnyKilroy
Cajun Navy Vice Admiral
Member since Oct 2012
41428 posts
Posted on 8/21/24 at 12:41 pm to
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Salma Haye and Sierra Skye are by far the most praised women consistently on the OT through the years


Hmmmm

Posted by lsupride87
Member since Dec 2007
111718 posts
Posted on 8/21/24 at 12:47 pm to
Yes, have you seen her recent pictures? She has now put silicone in her tits, face, and arse….

It was actually the point of the thread, why would she do that to herself

She went from this which was perfection. Even today she still looks great at times but she often filters her pics to make her hips and arse look cartoonish






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