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What do Flat Assers believe in?
Posted on 8/21/24 at 10:05 am
Posted on 8/21/24 at 10:05 am
Flat Assers believe that there's such thing as an arse too big. Their beliefs are often centered around the following key ideas:
Flat arse Model: They argue that the best asses are smaller and flatter, with the North Pole at the center and an "ice wall" (Antarctica) surrounding the edge to keep the oceans contained.
Gravity Skepticism: Many Flat Assers belive that gravity gradually makes a big arse undesirable with age. What they don't understand is by that point, they'll be old too.
Their beliefs are not supported by scientific evidence, and the vast majority of experts agree that there's no such thing as an arse too big, meaning it is mostly spherical.
Flat arse Model: They argue that the best asses are smaller and flatter, with the North Pole at the center and an "ice wall" (Antarctica) surrounding the edge to keep the oceans contained.
Gravity Skepticism: Many Flat Assers belive that gravity gradually makes a big arse undesirable with age. What they don't understand is by that point, they'll be old too.
Their beliefs are not supported by scientific evidence, and the vast majority of experts agree that there's no such thing as an arse too big, meaning it is mostly spherical.
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Posted on 8/21/24 at 10:07 am to Violent Hip Swivel
They’re almost as bad as dumb assers. I can’t stand those either.
Posted on 8/21/24 at 10:09 am to Violent Hip Swivel
I believe cottage cheese is for breakfast, not bikinis
Posted on 8/21/24 at 10:09 am to Violent Hip Swivel
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Flat arse Model: They argue that the best asses are smaller and flatter
Not a soul here wants a flat arse, as you call it. Smaller? No question.
Posted on 8/21/24 at 10:10 am to Violent Hip Swivel
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they don't understand is by that point, they'll be old too.
Posted on 8/21/24 at 10:13 am to Violent Hip Swivel
A big arse is intimidating to men that can’t reach the promised land.
Posted on 8/21/24 at 10:15 am to Violent Hip Swivel
The whole “arse” thing is a psyop created by big ag to sell more corn syrup
Posted on 8/21/24 at 10:16 am to Violent Hip Swivel
When I am laying pipe I don't really care
This post was edited on 8/21/24 at 12:10 pm
Posted on 8/21/24 at 10:17 am to Violent Hip Swivel
My mom always said the men in my dad's family all suffered from noassatoll, including me.
This post is offensive as an assless man.
This post is offensive as an assless man.
Posted on 8/21/24 at 10:18 am to Honest Tune
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A big arse is intimidating to men that can’t reach the promised land.
You’re telling me you’ve never banged a girl with a big booty without saying you’ve never banged a girl with a big booty.
This post was edited on 8/21/24 at 10:20 am
Posted on 8/21/24 at 10:18 am to Violent Hip Swivel
Posted on 8/21/24 at 10:23 am to Violent Hip Swivel
I’m in the Smack That arse sect of the Assers
Posted on 8/21/24 at 10:24 am to Violent Hip Swivel
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What do Flat Assers believe in?
Taylor Swift.
Posted on 8/21/24 at 10:26 am to Violent Hip Swivel
OPs dream
Posted on 8/21/24 at 10:27 am to Violent Hip Swivel
Personally i avoid big asses due to the majority of them belonging to an lower economic class than me and the big asses that are on the OT level are usually hookers or fat people.
Posted on 8/21/24 at 10:30 am to Violent Hip Swivel
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that there's such thing as an arse too big
Well there is definitely a threshold .. I'll never understand the obsession with big ole asses .. Give me a chick with a nice fit arse that not flat.. a little firm bubble... Anything that looks like it would smother you if it sat on you is a hard pass
Posted on 8/21/24 at 10:59 am to Violent Hip Swivel
Posted on 8/21/24 at 11:05 am to Honest Tune
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A big arse is intimidating to men that can’t reach the promised land.
The giant arse crowd is hoodwinked by the heavily processed photos online. The "regular arse' crowd likes a nice round arse. But, we don't like a fake implant arse. We also recognize that a big arse often comes with a big gut, and a woman with a gut (at least to me) is a big "no."
The giant arse will have cottage cheese and cellulite. The butt cheeks likely are forced together when she's taking a dump, so have have that fecal smear to deal with.
Posted on 8/21/24 at 11:07 am to Violent Hip Swivel
No one has brought up a great arse feature: one that is firm but the skin is soft, smooth, and silky.
Posted on 8/21/24 at 11:08 am to Violent Hip Swivel
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experts agree that there's no such thing as an arse too big
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