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Posted on 5/11/25 at 10:39 am to fastlane
I’ll never understand how people take so long to shite. I’m in and out of there quickly. Maybe it’s my high fiber diet.
Posted on 5/11/25 at 10:41 am to fastlane
Read Gridweek and Pro Football Weekly.
Posted on 5/11/25 at 10:49 am to FCP
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Two words: Readers Digest
I never thought of this before, but in addition to the surface meaning of "collection of things to read," the name of it could be a reference to it being bathroom reading material. Readers Digest: because readers digest.
Posted on 5/11/25 at 10:59 am to fastlane
My legs didn’t go numb back then. lol
Magazines, Louisiana sportsman, Rolling Stones, newspaper (yes, I really like it back in the day)
Magazines, Louisiana sportsman, Rolling Stones, newspaper (yes, I really like it back in the day)
Posted on 5/11/25 at 11:02 am to fastlane
Make my urethra sing to me.
Posted on 5/11/25 at 11:03 am to fastlane
Maxim magazine.
Since smart phones, I haven’t hardly looked at a physical magazine. I couldn’t tell you if Maxim still exists or not.
Since smart phones, I haven’t hardly looked at a physical magazine. I couldn’t tell you if Maxim still exists or not.
Posted on 5/11/25 at 11:06 am to fastlane
Same thing I do now.
Read.
If you can't take a dump without having a phone in your face, I don't know what to tell you.
Read.
If you can't take a dump without having a phone in your face, I don't know what to tell you.
Posted on 5/11/25 at 11:07 am to fastlane
Sports page or the racing form.
Posted on 5/11/25 at 11:13 am to fastlane
Turned on the radio, took a dump, finished my business in less than 5 minutes. I was told from a young age that sitting on the terlet too long caused hemorrhoid problems...so I didn't.
Posted on 5/11/25 at 11:20 am to bad93ex
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Would have a magazine rack next to the john and would usually have the master fishing catalog from Bass Pro Shops. Would love to check out one of those old catalogs just to see the price differences on everything.
I would have a magazine rack with the latest two issues of Maxim, Sports Illustrated, WWE magazine, and 1 or 2.
Posted on 5/11/25 at 11:42 am to fastlane
Sports illustrated
Field and Stream
Maxim
Field and Stream
Maxim
Posted on 5/11/25 at 11:48 am to fastlane
Crossword puzzles.
I have heard some people looked a porn in these things called magazines. I think that could be an urban myth though.
I have heard some people looked a porn in these things called magazines. I think that could be an urban myth though.
Posted on 5/11/25 at 11:56 am to fastlane
It’s never taken me very long to poop. I’ve never understood the need to read on the toilet.
Posted on 5/11/25 at 12:01 pm to fastlane
Sports Illustrated
Sports section
Entire paper depending on size of meal
Sports section
Entire paper depending on size of meal
Posted on 5/11/25 at 12:05 pm to fastlane
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My phone died overnight. Sat on the toilet this morning and felt so lost and lonely. Maybe I’m addicted, maybe I just can’t sit in my own thoughts.
Well back in the day there was a thing called print media , you may know it as a magazine or newspaper or even a catalog. We looked at those and contrary to belief is still better than looking at a screen.
Books too..
Posted on 5/11/25 at 12:10 pm to fastlane
Decorate the bathroom with boogers! 

Posted on 5/11/25 at 12:11 pm to tgrmeat
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It’s never taken me very long to poop. I’ve never understood the need to read on the toilet.
You’ve never taken a steam shite? Where you turn the shower on hot and getting to sweating?
Uh I haven’t either but I hear it’s relaxing…
Posted on 5/11/25 at 1:01 pm to FCP
quote:
Two words: Readers Digest
The truth.
Posted on 5/11/25 at 1:07 pm to LSUtoBOOT
Books, sports illustrated, ESPN the magazine
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