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re: What business phrases do you hear too often at work?

Posted on 4/16/14 at 1:41 pm to
Posted by LSUsmartass
Scompton
Member since Sep 2004
82376 posts
Posted on 4/16/14 at 1:41 pm to
quote:

"micro manager/ing"

Seriously I think every employee says this about a manager incorrectly


In what way do they say it incorrectly?
Posted by dewster
Chicago
Member since Aug 2006
25446 posts
Posted on 4/16/14 at 1:47 pm to
I've seen and heard and our company slogan one too many times. They spent a lot of money coming up with this somehow, and when they unveiled it last year, there was total silence and a few laughs in the auditorium.
This post was edited on 4/16/14 at 1:52 pm
Posted by Larry Gooseman
Houston
Member since Mar 2014
2659 posts
Posted on 4/16/14 at 1:48 pm to
quote:

Posted by Sophandros These threads, when answered seriously, are always interesting and entertaining. "Reach(ed) out to" annoys me. Just say "email(ed)".


This times infinity.

"Let's align"
"I'd like to get visibility"
"Why are you always smiling?"
Posted by onelochevy
Slidell, LA
Member since Jan 2011
16678 posts
Posted on 4/16/14 at 2:12 pm to
Walk the process
Posted by Sevendust912
Member since Jun 2013
11367 posts
Posted on 4/16/14 at 2:19 pm to
"counseled exit"

"move the needle"

"facilitate"

I'm just listing them as a hear them today
Posted by Apache
San Diego
Member since Dec 2013
2509 posts
Posted on 4/16/14 at 2:20 pm to
"we need to talk about your performance."
Posted by JoePepitone
Waffle House #1494
Member since Feb 2014
10676 posts
Posted on 4/16/14 at 2:27 pm to
I used to work for a large corporation that would schedule large annual meetings attended by hundreds of employees. One year the CEO used about 15 minutes of his address to expound on how wonderful and exciting he found use of the term 'synergy' to be. I wanted to claw my eyeballs out.
Posted by joeytiger
Muh Mom's House
Member since Jul 2012
6037 posts
Posted on 4/16/14 at 2:28 pm to
I say this alot to my boss/aunt "We need to find new revenue streams" or "we need to increase revenue". She seems to be content with the current receivables, but I am not. I always give her the Tommy Boy line "In business, you're either growin or you're dyin." This is a family business, mind you, and I think my aunt is seriously mailing it in until she retires.
Posted by SidewalkDawg
Chair
Member since Nov 2012
9853 posts
Posted on 4/16/14 at 2:28 pm to
"Thrown under the bus"
"Are we having fun yet?"
"Managers manage things, leaders lead people"
"on board" or "buy in"
"Corporate Culture" or "Corporate Values"
Posted by wheelz007
Denham Springs, LA
Member since Jan 2010
3374 posts
Posted on 4/16/14 at 2:30 pm to
"add some color"

Posted by HeavyCore
Member since Sep 2012
2552 posts
Posted on 4/16/14 at 2:33 pm to
As a designer: "Can it be more organic?"
Posted by lilsnappa
Red Stick
Member since Mar 2006
1800 posts
Posted on 4/16/14 at 2:34 pm to
One of my favorites that I've been hearing one of my coworkers using lately is "Half-Pregnant".
Posted by ElderTiger
Planet Earth
Member since Dec 2010
7047 posts
Posted on 4/16/14 at 2:34 pm to
" Bubble up any new ideas you have"

We need to wrap our arms around this new project"

"This new reorganization will build synergies within our organization"
Posted by Epic Cajun
Lafayette, LA
Member since Feb 2013
32957 posts
Posted on 4/16/14 at 2:40 pm to
quote:

i use these alot. they don't bother me that much.


I use these almost daily. I also "reach out" to people
Posted by BAMAisDIESEL09
Member since Jul 2012
2658 posts
Posted on 4/16/14 at 2:40 pm to
"Dont put the cart before the horse..."
"The net effect is positive"
"Ultimately..."
"Realistically..."
"The reality of the situation is..."
"As per..."
"Please advise..."
"Just another day in paradise..."
"It is what it is..."
"It never ends..."
"Thats par for course..."
"I cant win to lose..."
"Theyll get you coming and going..."
"You need to be a Philadelphia lawyer to understand that..."
This post was edited on 4/16/14 at 2:44 pm
Posted by Sevendust912
Member since Jun 2013
11367 posts
Posted on 4/16/14 at 2:44 pm to
quote:

I use these almost daily. I also "reach out" to people


Do you "check in" with people as well?
Posted by statman34
Member since Feb 2011
2999 posts
Posted on 4/16/14 at 2:48 pm to
"Laser Focused"

One person used it 14 times in one meeting.
Posted by TheIndulger
Member since Sep 2011
19239 posts
Posted on 4/16/14 at 2:54 pm to
This thread is annoying me.
Posted by Epic Cajun
Lafayette, LA
Member since Feb 2013
32957 posts
Posted on 4/16/14 at 2:56 pm to
I may, I think I usually "get together with" mike and "iron out some issues".
Posted by Old Hellen Yeller
New Orleans
Member since Jan 2014
9423 posts
Posted on 4/16/14 at 2:59 pm to
touch base
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