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re: What business phrases do you hear too often at work?
Posted on 4/16/14 at 3:01 pm to BAMAisDIESEL09
Posted on 4/16/14 at 3:01 pm to BAMAisDIESEL09
quote:
"It is what it is..."
I hate this shite no matter where I hear it.
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Posted on 4/16/14 at 3:01 pm to Old Hellen Yeller
Built like a shite brick house.............
Posted on 4/16/14 at 3:09 pm to DosManos
"Thats worth about a pint of piss..."
"Even Ray Charles could see that..."
"It all works out...."
"Even Ray Charles could see that..."
"It all works out...."
This post was edited on 4/16/14 at 3:11 pm
Posted on 4/16/14 at 5:19 pm to ILikeLSUToo
quote:
Government contracting ftw.
Nope. Oil & Gas for a major.
Posted on 4/16/14 at 5:34 pm to ClydeFrog
Here are our "business" buzz-words:
-Let's take this offline
-We can circle back later
-Low-hanging fruit
-Let's take this offline
-We can circle back later
-Low-hanging fruit
Posted on 4/16/14 at 5:44 pm to ClydeFrog
Low hanging fruit
Posted on 4/16/14 at 7:38 pm to ClydeFrog
Not something that's said all that much but something that bugs me....safety people saying something was a near miss incident. Isn't a near miss a direct hit? 
Posted on 4/16/14 at 7:43 pm to Old Hellen Yeller
quote:
touch base
This is the most used in my company by far.
Except no one spaces the two words. To this day, I have no clue on what is the correct version.
Posted on 4/16/14 at 7:46 pm to ClydeFrog
People keep talking about Aflac. Heard they say to ask about it at work
This post was edited on 4/16/14 at 7:47 pm
Posted on 4/16/14 at 7:48 pm to ClydeFrog
Probably been posted but "where are we going for lunch".
Posted on 4/16/14 at 7:49 pm to La Place Mike
Have the want to...
Damn fine...
Really proud of...
Damn fine...
Really proud of...
Posted on 4/16/14 at 7:50 pm to ClydeFrog
Service excellence
Service recovery
Service recovery
Posted on 4/16/14 at 7:52 pm to TH03
quote:
I'm reporting you to hr for sexual harassment" women
Wait.. I have one at work that wore a GREAT looking short black dress today and said I wanted to "feel her up".. She said have at it...
SHE LOVES the attention....................
Posted on 4/16/14 at 7:57 pm to ClydeFrog
quote:
If you don't fricking pay up I'll break your legs
Posted on 4/16/14 at 8:01 pm to ClydeFrog
Keep your pen out of company ink
Posted on 4/16/14 at 8:07 pm to Triggerr
I like your style. You have impressive moves. They are quite amazing. Why don't you come over after work.
Posted on 4/16/14 at 8:12 pm to monsterballads
quote:
It is what it is
I have a longstanding policy that if anyone says this in my presence I cut off one of their ears. Firm limits with clearly defined consequences make people feel safe and loved.
Posted on 4/16/14 at 8:14 pm to ClydeFrog
I catch myself saying "Jesus frickin' Christ lady". Work with a bunch of lazy counts and then when I get to solve an issue with the gen. public or our customers they're typically dumb counts too.
Posted on 4/16/14 at 10:42 pm to ClydeFrog
Honestly, I hear a lot of these catch phrases at work but none bother me except for:
"Please advise."
What the frick lady? Are we trying to sound all official? Like the NSA? Or robots?
Can you talk to me like a normal fricking person please? Because you know that 10 minutes after typing out that sterile assed email you're going to be in my cube talking to me about your kids and your migraine headaches like we are bestys. So make a choice godamit...either join the bourg or act like a fricking normal person you twat.
WHOO! Really needed to get that off my chest. Thanks OT.
"Please advise."
What the frick lady? Are we trying to sound all official? Like the NSA? Or robots?
Can you talk to me like a normal fricking person please? Because you know that 10 minutes after typing out that sterile assed email you're going to be in my cube talking to me about your kids and your migraine headaches like we are bestys. So make a choice godamit...either join the bourg or act like a fricking normal person you twat.
WHOO! Really needed to get that off my chest. Thanks OT.
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