What bit this woman?

Bär

I thought this was already established as bear.

I’d guess a snake that’s into butt stuff?

“I opened the toilet seat and there’s just a bear face just right there at the level of the toilet seat, just looking right back up through the hole, right at me,” he said.
“I just shut the lid as fast as I could. I said, ‘There’s a bear down there, we got to get out of here now,”’ he said. “And we ran back to the yurt as fast as we could.”

Does a woman shite on a bear in the woods? or something like that

Trouser Snake

Sigh...

Winnie the Poo