re: what awkward conversation have you had with an in-law

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Friend proceeded to tell in-laws that they would have to wait a little longer since their daughter enjoyed anal so much.

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Not awkward but AWESOME

My FIL used to snort coke with Barry Seal all the damn time

FIL is doing well financially and has certainly made the most of his time on Earth

What bukakke is during cards against humanities.

Not in laws, but had a gf who's parents divorced while we were together.

Had to call up the mom one night to ask a simple question. Should have been a 30 second call, I get trapped in a 45 minute phone call of her telling me about all the times she caught her now ex husband with hookers, about how she thinks he's bisexual and all the reasons why, about AOL chat room days when she caught him pretending to be a woman to catfish dudes....

In the same hunting camp with my FIL so I’ve gotten over the awkward conversation stage. With that said, our motto is “What happens at the camp stays at the camp.”

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The time my FIL told me he "tried" pot
was kind of awkward.
Not really something you expect.

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He was asking if you had any.





I have a homosexual cousin. At Thanksgiving a couple of years ago I got drunk and was having a one on one conversation with him. I complimented his ostrich square toe boots. He said, "Thanks, a girl bought them for me when she thought I was straight."

I was kind of set back by this as he had never officially come out to me although I obviously already knew. So naturally I replied, "Yeah, about that. I love hanging out with my buddy's, just don't think we could ever bring ourselves to jerking each other off."

He said, "That's what you think we do?!?!" and stormed off.

Haven't really talked to him and he has turned down every invitation to a family gathering since.

I did see him at a family members funeral recently and he made a comment in ear shot about sending a pic via text we all took together since no one ever talks to him anymore. Hit me in the feels...

Eta: I know that's not an in-law story, but had to get it off my chest. I wasn't trying to be rude when I said it. More of a joking way of acceptance. He didn't take it that way.

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Not me but my wife got drunk and told my Baptist mother to go frick herself on Easter weekend

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I think you are going to walk away with the title here.

One of the first times I had met my FIL was when we were going to hunt at his farm. After he picked me up at my stand around 10 he asked did I want a tour of the property. I agreed and we drove around for a while. At one point we were driving past some of those concrete domes that are spaced out on sewage lines. (During WWII there was a German POW camp in Aliceville and the prisoners dug a sewage line from town to the Tombigbee river and this line went through our old hunting club. This line has long since been replaced by a modern system).

My FIL then pointed at the domes and said "if anyone ever fricks with me or anyone in my family, I'm going to kill them and dump their body in there".

Needless to say you could not have driven a 16P nail in my arse with a sledgehammer. When I got back to the house I remembered something I needed to do back in Tuscaloosa and headed home.

He and I are great friends now but that day he scared the shite out of me.

You should apologize, even if you were just joking