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Posted on 9/6/18 at 4:43 pm to TigerGrad2011
FIL commenting on MIL’s new hairdo “It’s tighter than a bulls arse in gnat season “
Posted on 9/6/18 at 5:01 pm to 90Delmore
You're about as useful as tits on a boar hog.
Nervous as a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs.
Wetter than a whore in a cucumber patch.
You could frick up a wet dream.
Nervous as a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs.
Wetter than a whore in a cucumber patch.
You could frick up a wet dream.
Posted on 9/6/18 at 5:03 pm to L1C4
“Mighty white of you”
Posted on 9/6/18 at 5:12 pm to L1C4
Never throw away a wooden nickel, it’s worth a dime, lumber is high you know.
If you get in a hole, quit digging.
Chances favor the prepared mind.
If you get in a hole, quit digging.
Chances favor the prepared mind.
Posted on 9/6/18 at 5:13 pm to L1C4
All hat and no horse, which would probably apply to most people on this board.
Posted on 9/6/18 at 5:14 pm to L1C4
“that's mighty white of you"
Posted on 9/6/18 at 6:03 pm to L1C4
Can't outrun a hobbled possum
So nasty that could gag a maggot
So nasty that could gag a maggot
Posted on 9/6/18 at 6:06 pm to L1C4
"You got champagne taste on a beer budget"
Posted on 9/6/18 at 6:27 pm to L1C4
He dont know his arse from a hole in the ground
Hes half a bubble off level
Gotta punch him in his forehead to get his attention
Shes just like a doorknob, everybody gets a turn
Hes half a bubble off level
Gotta punch him in his forehead to get his attention
Shes just like a doorknob, everybody gets a turn
Posted on 9/6/18 at 6:37 pm to CHEDBALLZ
He's gotta enough money to burn a wet mule
Posted on 9/6/18 at 6:40 pm to Bucktail1
Dad referred to us as "hog arse poots" among other things.
a couple of goose ones I didn't see
like shite through a goose
A goose wakes up in a new world every day.
a couple of goose ones I didn't see
like shite through a goose
A goose wakes up in a new world every day.
Posted on 9/6/18 at 6:44 pm to gthog61
A WW2-era put down aimed at inept salesmen:
“That fella couldn’t sell pussy on a troop train.”
“That fella couldn’t sell pussy on a troop train.”
Posted on 9/6/18 at 6:45 pm to gthog61
Grinnin like a possum eatin briers.
Posted on 9/6/18 at 7:04 pm to L1C4
You can get a good look at a butcher's arse by sticking your head up there. But, wouldn't you rather to take his word for it?
No, I mean is, you can get a good look at a T-bone by sticking your head up a butcher's arse... No, wait. It's gotta be your bull.
No, I mean is, you can get a good look at a T-bone by sticking your head up a butcher's arse... No, wait. It's gotta be your bull.
Posted on 9/6/18 at 7:15 pm to Teddy Ruxpin
Colder tan a well diggers arse.
One is scared and the other ones glad of it
your daddy wasn't a glass maker.
There aint nothin between me and you but air and opportunity.
The hen that cackled laid the egg.
One is scared and the other ones glad of it
your daddy wasn't a glass maker.
There aint nothin between me and you but air and opportunity.
The hen that cackled laid the egg.
This post was edited on 9/6/18 at 11:53 pm
Posted on 9/6/18 at 7:23 pm to L1C4
Grandpa would always say "if it floats, flies, fricks, or drives it's cheaper to rent than own."
Posted on 9/6/18 at 7:30 pm to L1C4
You could screw up a steel ball
Like trying to find a needle in a haystack
She's been ridden more times than the village bicycle
She looks like she's been ridden hard and put up wet.
He's happier than a pig in slop.
Like trying to find a needle in a haystack
She's been ridden more times than the village bicycle
She looks like she's been ridden hard and put up wet.
He's happier than a pig in slop.
Posted on 9/6/18 at 7:37 pm to John Wayne
quote:
He's got more money than Carter's got liver pills
It’s been decades since I’ve heard that one. Wonder if Carter’s liver pill are still around. I’ll have to look next time I go to Walmart.
Posted on 9/6/18 at 7:38 pm to DawgGONIT
The blacker the crack, the sweeter the juice.
You’re conflating black don’t crack and the blacker the berry, the sweeter the juice
You’re conflating black don’t crack and the blacker the berry, the sweeter the juice
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