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re: What are the ultimate white dad moves?

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Posted by St Augustine
The Pauper of the Surf
Member since Mar 2006
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Posted on 5/29/20 at 1:49 pm to


Legit made me hard
This post was edited on 5/29/20 at 1:50 pm
Posted by touchdownjeebus
Member since Sep 2010
26831 posts
Posted on 5/29/20 at 2:00 pm to
An 800+ credit score?
Posted by Limitlesstigers
Lafayette
Member since Nov 2019
3803 posts
Posted on 5/29/20 at 2:11 pm to
Holding a steady job and not abandoning your kids.
Posted by TheNolaClap
Jersey Shore (not fist pump)
Member since Jun 2012
1526 posts
Posted on 5/29/20 at 2:15 pm to
This thread is litterally the middleclassfancy instagram account.
Posted by chateaublanc
Member since Apr 2020
1118 posts
Posted on 5/29/20 at 2:39 pm to
Having a job, actually seeing his kids, etc
Posted by BrohemAlem11
Ratchet City, LA
Member since Oct 2014
13924 posts
Posted on 5/29/20 at 2:41 pm to
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being part of his kids family and life?


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Helping raise their kids?


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Living in the same home as your children?


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Having a stable job and being able to feed your family


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Staying in their children’s lives


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Working and taking care of your kids?


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Holding a steady job and not abandoning your kids.


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Having a job, actually seeing his kids, etc

Ok.... we can come up with a new one now
This post was edited on 5/29/20 at 2:46 pm
Posted by Mo Jeaux
Member since Aug 2008
64617 posts
Posted on 5/29/20 at 2:42 pm to
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but if I ever get white leather athletic shoes, it means I've been put in a nursing home and no longer dress myself.





These are classics and look great.
Posted by Rep520
Member since Mar 2018
10476 posts
Posted on 5/29/20 at 2:47 pm to
If you Google image search "Nike Air Dad," this is result #1.



If you're not a Nike fan, I assume you default to these:

Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
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Posted on 5/29/20 at 2:49 pm to
Posted by JDPndahizzy
JDP
Member since Nov 2013
7032 posts
Posted on 5/29/20 at 2:55 pm to
This thread is frickin hilarious.
I'll add bragging about the gas mileage and the time he made a trip in..
Posted by Woodreaux
OC California
Member since Jan 2008
2790 posts
Posted on 5/29/20 at 3:01 pm to
I've always wondered what the source of fear and hatred towards cargo shorts is. Did an entire generation of people get sodomized by rampaging cargo-shorts? Or were they cuckolded by dudes wearing cargo-shorts? Which one is it?

Seriously, what the frick is going on with this weird-arse, borderline creepy obsession with what other grown men chooses to use to cover his asses?

We need to start publicly shaming individuals who needlessly talk shite about a perfectly functional type of pants.
Posted by whitetiger1234
They/Them
Member since Oct 2016
6712 posts
Posted on 5/29/20 at 3:03 pm to
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I've always wondered what the source of fear and hatred towards cargo shorts is. Did an entire generation of people get sodomized by rampaging cargo-shorts? Or were they cuckolded by dudes wearing cargo-shorts? Which one is it?

Seriously, what the frick is going on with this weird-arse, borderline creepy obsession with what other grown men chooses to use to cover his asses?

We need to start publicly shaming individuals who needlessly talk shite about a perfectly functional type of pants.



I found the cargo shorts dad, and he is SALTY.
Posted by Packer
IE, California
Member since May 2017
8699 posts
Posted on 5/29/20 at 3:08 pm to
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Waking up early while on vacation and acting like they’re better than the rest of the family for it.


Yep, gotta hit the wife and son with a, "nice of you to join me" when they finally wake up. Thing is, I don't want them to, I want to drink my coffee in peace
Posted by thedrumdoctor
Gonzales,La
Member since Sep 2016
900 posts
Posted on 5/29/20 at 3:11 pm to


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sodomized
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cuckolded by dudes
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weird-arse
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grown men
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asses


Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
Member since May 2012
61621 posts
Posted on 5/29/20 at 3:15 pm to
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found the cargo shorts dad, and he is SALTY.


So many people on here have zero sense of humor. It’s funny.
Posted by lsursb
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2004
12369 posts
Posted on 5/29/20 at 3:15 pm to
Not gonna lie, these Nike’s are still my go to when I get to dress myself. Most comfortable I own. Screw those fancy stylish ones you kids wear!
Posted by Rep520
Member since Mar 2018
10476 posts
Posted on 5/29/20 at 3:18 pm to
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I've always wondered what the source of fear and hatred towards cargo shorts is. Did an entire generation of people get sodomized by rampaging cargo-shorts? Or were they cuckolded by dudes wearing cargo-shorts? Which one is it?

Seriously, what the frick is going on with this weird-arse, borderline creepy obsession with what other grown men chooses to use to cover his asses?

We need to start publicly shaming individuals who needlessly talk shite about a perfectly functional type of pants.


Of the things to melt down about, I didn't expect it to be this.
Posted by TU Rob
Birmingham
Member since Nov 2008
13581 posts
Posted on 5/29/20 at 3:20 pm to
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I'll add bragging about the gas mileage and the time he made a trip in..



That was my grandpa. It was always a 4 to 4.5 hour drive from our house to theirs, because we'd end up stopping about halfway, grabbing a bite, stretching and walking around some. He would make it in 3 hours and 7 minutes and brag about it. Poor granny was probably white knuckling the oh shite handle while he was running 85 on some two lane country roads.
Posted by LSUEnvy
Hou via Lake Chas
Member since May 2011
12696 posts
Posted on 5/29/20 at 3:21 pm to
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Grilling in the outfit you just posted after cutting the grass and having a cold "brewski" while admiring your work. And slightly overcooking whatever's on the grill.

Guilty
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
53839 posts
Posted on 5/29/20 at 3:23 pm to
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I found the cargo shorts dad, and he is SALTY.

I have a pair or two. I mostly wear them around the house. Are these considered cargo shorts with the zipper pocket on the side? I don't really care but I have a few pair of them

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