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re: What are the ultimate white dad moves?
Posted on 5/29/20 at 1:49 pm to Pettifogger
Posted on 5/29/20 at 1:49 pm to Pettifogger
Legit made me
This post was edited on 5/29/20 at 1:50 pm
Posted on 5/29/20 at 2:00 pm to whitetiger1234
An 800+ credit score?
Posted on 5/29/20 at 2:11 pm to whitetiger1234
Holding a steady job and not abandoning your kids.
Posted on 5/29/20 at 2:15 pm to whitetiger1234
This thread is litterally the middleclassfancy instagram account.
Posted on 5/29/20 at 2:39 pm to whitetiger1234
Having a job, actually seeing his kids, etc
Posted on 5/29/20 at 2:41 pm to chateaublanc
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being part of his kids family and life?
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Helping raise their kids?
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Living in the same home as your children?
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Having a stable job and being able to feed your family
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Staying in their children’s lives
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Working and taking care of your kids?
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Holding a steady job and not abandoning your kids.
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Having a job, actually seeing his kids, etc
Ok.... we can come up with a new one now
This post was edited on 5/29/20 at 2:46 pm
Posted on 5/29/20 at 2:42 pm to terriblegreen
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but if I ever get white leather athletic shoes, it means I've been put in a nursing home and no longer dress myself.
These are classics and look great.
Posted on 5/29/20 at 2:47 pm to whitetiger1234
If you Google image search "Nike Air Dad," this is result #1.
If you're not a Nike fan, I assume you default to these:

If you're not a Nike fan, I assume you default to these:

Posted on 5/29/20 at 2:55 pm to St Augustine
This thread is frickin hilarious.
I'll add bragging about the gas mileage and the time he made a trip in..
I'll add bragging about the gas mileage and the time he made a trip in..
Posted on 5/29/20 at 3:01 pm to whitetiger1234
I've always wondered what the source of fear and hatred towards cargo shorts is. Did an entire generation of people get sodomized by rampaging cargo-shorts? Or were they cuckolded by dudes wearing cargo-shorts? Which one is it?
Seriously, what the frick is going on with this weird-arse, borderline creepy obsession with what other grown men chooses to use to cover his asses?
We need to start publicly shaming individuals who needlessly talk shite about a perfectly functional type of pants.
Seriously, what the frick is going on with this weird-arse, borderline creepy obsession with what other grown men chooses to use to cover his asses?
We need to start publicly shaming individuals who needlessly talk shite about a perfectly functional type of pants.
Posted on 5/29/20 at 3:03 pm to Woodreaux
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I've always wondered what the source of fear and hatred towards cargo shorts is. Did an entire generation of people get sodomized by rampaging cargo-shorts? Or were they cuckolded by dudes wearing cargo-shorts? Which one is it?
Seriously, what the frick is going on with this weird-arse, borderline creepy obsession with what other grown men chooses to use to cover his asses?
We need to start publicly shaming individuals who needlessly talk shite about a perfectly functional type of pants.
I found the cargo shorts dad, and he is SALTY.
Posted on 5/29/20 at 3:08 pm to Peepdip
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Waking up early while on vacation and acting like they’re better than the rest of the family for it.
Yep, gotta hit the wife and son with a, "nice of you to join me" when they finally wake up. Thing is, I don't want them to, I want to drink my coffee in peace
Posted on 5/29/20 at 3:11 pm to whitetiger1234
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sodomized
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cuckolded by dudes
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weird-arse
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grown men
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asses

Posted on 5/29/20 at 3:15 pm to whitetiger1234
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found the cargo shorts dad, and he is SALTY.
So many people on here have zero sense of humor. It’s funny.
Posted on 5/29/20 at 3:15 pm to Rep520
Not gonna lie, these Nike’s are still my go to when I get to dress myself. Most comfortable I own. Screw those fancy stylish ones you kids wear!
Posted on 5/29/20 at 3:18 pm to Woodreaux
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I've always wondered what the source of fear and hatred towards cargo shorts is. Did an entire generation of people get sodomized by rampaging cargo-shorts? Or were they cuckolded by dudes wearing cargo-shorts? Which one is it?
Seriously, what the frick is going on with this weird-arse, borderline creepy obsession with what other grown men chooses to use to cover his asses?
We need to start publicly shaming individuals who needlessly talk shite about a perfectly functional type of pants.
Of the things to melt down about, I didn't expect it to be this.
Posted on 5/29/20 at 3:20 pm to JDPndahizzy
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I'll add bragging about the gas mileage and the time he made a trip in..
That was my grandpa. It was always a 4 to 4.5 hour drive from our house to theirs, because we'd end up stopping about halfway, grabbing a bite, stretching and walking around some. He would make it in 3 hours and 7 minutes and brag about it. Poor granny was probably white knuckling the oh shite handle while he was running 85 on some two lane country roads.
Posted on 5/29/20 at 3:21 pm to Ingeniero
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Grilling in the outfit you just posted after cutting the grass and having a cold "brewski" while admiring your work. And slightly overcooking whatever's on the grill.
Guilty
Posted on 5/29/20 at 3:23 pm to whitetiger1234
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I found the cargo shorts dad, and he is SALTY.
I have a pair or two. I mostly wear them around the house. Are these considered cargo shorts with the zipper pocket on the side? I don't really care but I have a few pair of them
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