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re: What are the ultimate white dad moves?
Posted on 5/29/20 at 10:59 am to northshorebamaman
Posted on 5/29/20 at 10:59 am to northshorebamaman

Posted on 5/29/20 at 10:59 am to whitetiger1234
Patting every bag of dirt or fertilizer or grass seed they pass


Posted on 5/29/20 at 11:00 am to Peepdip
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Waking up early while on vacation and acting like they’re better than the rest of the family for it.
Guilty. You can sleep in at home for free.
Posted on 5/29/20 at 11:00 am to whitetiger1234
Hyping up their glory days. The older they get the better they were.
Posted on 5/29/20 at 11:00 am to whitetiger1234
Excessive sunscreen at the beach
Posted on 5/29/20 at 11:01 am to whitetiger1234
quote:Living in the same home as your children?
ultimate white dad moves?
Posted on 5/29/20 at 11:05 am to Peepdip
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Waking up early while on vacation and acting like they’re better than the rest of the family for it.
My dad used to wake me up early as shite on the weekends and tell me "get out of bed, you're rotting your brain". He always let my little sister sleep as long as she wanted
Posted on 5/29/20 at 11:07 am to whitetiger1234
I love my cargo shorts. that's the only thing I have so far in this thread. oddly, I never wear cargo shorts around the house though.
Posted on 5/29/20 at 11:08 am to arcalades
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I love my cargo shorts.
Why?
Posted on 5/29/20 at 11:09 am to Peepdip
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Waking up early while on vacation and acting like they’re better than the rest of the family for it.
That's from a comedian but I can't put my finger on which one...
ETA GAFFIGAN
This post was edited on 5/29/20 at 11:12 am
Posted on 5/29/20 at 11:12 am to jlovel7
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Not giving a single flying frick
Until the wife withhold sex.
Posted on 5/29/20 at 11:12 am to Peepdip
quote:
Waking up early while on vacation and acting like they’re better than the rest of the family for it.
Posted on 5/29/20 at 11:12 am to Centinel
I have a great dad and I’m a father of two. And I’m white. Learn to laugh a little
Posted on 5/29/20 at 11:12 am to whitetiger1234
Having home, auto, life and health insurance. 
Posted on 5/29/20 at 11:14 am to whitetiger1234
Having a stable job and being able to feed your family
Posted on 5/29/20 at 11:15 am to whitetiger1234
Talking about how busy your are at work at all social gatherings.
Posted on 5/29/20 at 11:16 am to Sus-Scrofa
If I can’t sleep in on vacation I’d rather not even go
Posted on 5/29/20 at 11:17 am to IAmNERD
quote:And a AAA card.
Having home, auto, life and health insurance.
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