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re: What are the ultimate white dad moves?

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Posted by tgrbaitn08
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Posted by Pettifogger
I don't really care, Margaret
Member since Feb 2012
87749 posts
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Patting every bag of dirt or fertilizer or grass seed they pass


Posted by TigerintheNO
New Orleans
Member since Jan 2004
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Posted by Sus-Scrofa
Member since Feb 2013
11454 posts
Posted on 5/29/20 at 11:00 am to
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Waking up early while on vacation and acting like they’re better than the rest of the family for it.




Guilty. You can sleep in at home for free.
Posted by braud2go
Member since Nov 2010
986 posts
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Hyping up their glory days. The older they get the better they were.

Posted by TT9
Seychelles
Member since Sep 2008
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Maga hat
Posted by tzimme4
Metairie
Member since Jan 2008
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Excessive sunscreen at the beach
Posted by tigerfoot
Alexandria
Member since Sep 2006
61736 posts
Posted on 5/29/20 at 11:01 am to
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ultimate white dad moves?
Living in the same home as your children?
Posted by jchamil
Member since Nov 2009
19928 posts
Posted on 5/29/20 at 11:05 am to
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Waking up early while on vacation and acting like they’re better than the rest of the family for it.


My dad used to wake me up early as shite on the weekends and tell me "get out of bed, you're rotting your brain". He always let my little sister sleep as long as she wanted
Posted by arcalades
USA
Member since Feb 2014
19276 posts
Posted on 5/29/20 at 11:07 am to
I love my cargo shorts. that's the only thing I have so far in this thread. oddly, I never wear cargo shorts around the house though.
Posted by Mo Jeaux
Member since Aug 2008
64617 posts
Posted on 5/29/20 at 11:08 am to
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I love my cargo shorts.


Why?
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora
Member since Sep 2012
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Posted on 5/29/20 at 11:09 am to
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Waking up early while on vacation and acting like they’re better than the rest of the family for it.


That's from a comedian but I can't put my finger on which one...


ETA GAFFIGAN
This post was edited on 5/29/20 at 11:12 am
Posted by PeteRose
Hall of Fame
Member since Aug 2014
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Not giving a single flying frick


Until the wife withhold sex.
Posted by Jax Teller
Member since Aug 2018
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Posted on 5/29/20 at 11:12 am to
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Waking up early while on vacation and acting like they’re better than the rest of the family for it.


Posted by Peepdip
Member since Aug 2016
4946 posts
Posted on 5/29/20 at 11:12 am to
I have a great dad and I’m a father of two. And I’m white. Learn to laugh a little
Posted by IAmNERD
Member since May 2017
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Having home, auto, life and health insurance.
Posted by Porcine Human
Benton, Arkansas
Member since Feb 2016
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Having a stable job and being able to feed your family
Posted by The Spleen
Member since Dec 2010
38865 posts
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Talking about how busy your are at work at all social gatherings.
Posted by Peepdip
Member since Aug 2016
4946 posts
Posted on 5/29/20 at 11:16 am to
If I can’t sleep in on vacation I’d rather not even go
Posted by northshorebamaman
Mackinac Island
Member since Jul 2009
38578 posts
Posted on 5/29/20 at 11:17 am to
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Having home, auto, life and health insurance.
And a AAA card.
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