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re: What are some jaw dropping stats?

Posted on 10/30/20 at 2:46 pm to
Posted by Henry Jones Jr
Member since Jun 2011
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Posted on 10/30/20 at 2:46 pm to
100% of humans that drank water have died.
Posted by Sun God
Member since Jul 2009
44874 posts
Posted on 10/30/20 at 2:46 pm to
I mean some slack-jawed yokel somewhere probably has a nuke
Posted by Tiger Roux
Houston
Member since Mar 2009
4936 posts
Posted on 10/30/20 at 2:49 pm to
someone has died on Texas highways every day since sometime in the year 2000.
Posted by onelochevy
Slidell, LA
Member since Jan 2011
16522 posts
Posted on 10/30/20 at 2:50 pm to
Every hand you shake, whether from a man or a woman, has held a dick at some point.
Posted by StrongOffer
Member since Sep 2020
4255 posts
Posted on 10/30/20 at 2:51 pm to
I may need to get tested.
Posted by LSURussian
Member since Feb 2005
126827 posts
Posted on 10/30/20 at 2:52 pm to
1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

3. The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

4. The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

CONCLUSION:

Eat and drink what you like.

Speaking English is what kills you.
Posted by soccerfüt
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Member since May 2013
65413 posts
Posted on 10/30/20 at 2:53 pm to
quote:

Every hand you shake, whether from a man or a woman, has held a dick at some point.
Not “every” hand-

Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
27312 posts
Posted on 10/30/20 at 2:55 pm to
quote:

Over 50% of Americans think Hitler came to power in a coup.


Define coup...
Posted by soccerfüt
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Member since May 2013
65413 posts
Posted on 10/30/20 at 2:56 pm to
Peyton & Eli’s oldest brother
Posted by DeoreDX
Member since Oct 2010
4053 posts
Posted on 10/30/20 at 3:06 pm to
quote:

2019 LSU scored on every redzone possession with the exception of 3


quote:

75 attempts, 73 scores


75

3

73

Posted by whitetiger1234
They/Them
Member since Oct 2016
4875 posts
Posted on 10/30/20 at 3:06 pm to
I actually lol'd
Posted by Paul Allen
Montauk, NY
Member since Nov 2007
75096 posts
Posted on 10/30/20 at 3:11 pm to
Yes, definitely lite beer
Posted by stat19
Member since Feb 2011
29350 posts
Posted on 10/30/20 at 3:15 pm to
quote:

What are some jaw dropping stats?


Do you mean like how fast can jaw open?
Posted by Bard
Definitely NOT an admin
Member since Oct 2008
51386 posts
Posted on 10/30/20 at 3:16 pm to
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Yes, I'm sure other countries have thought about attacking us, but then said "wait, there's a bunch of slack-jawed yokels with assault rifles there. Nevermind."

Had nothing to do with our nuclear arsenal or the fact that most countries are financially dependent on us.

You'd suck at Jeopardy!


Posted by whitetiger1234
They/Them
Member since Oct 2016
4875 posts
Posted on 10/30/20 at 3:17 pm to
quote:

Do you mean like how fast can jaw open


Posted by Amadeo
Member since Jan 2004
4808 posts
Posted on 10/30/20 at 3:20 pm to
quote:

Yes, I'm sure other countries have thought about attacking us, but then said "wait, there's a bunch of slack-jawed yokels with assault rifles there. Nevermind."


You mean the slack-jawed yokels who's supply of firearms trice outnumber the personnel of the standing armies of the US, Russian, Chinese and North Koreans combined.
Posted by keakar
Member since Jan 2017
29815 posts
Posted on 10/30/20 at 3:21 pm to
that 47% of americans still willingly vote democrat
Posted by biglego
Ask your mom where I been
Member since Nov 2007
76108 posts
Posted on 10/30/20 at 3:40 pm to
quote:

Pornstar Houston was gang banged by 620 men over the course of 8 hours


I’ve watched much of that
Posted by biglego
Ask your mom where I been
Member since Nov 2007
76108 posts
Posted on 10/30/20 at 3:49 pm to

This thread is fun
Posted by TejasHorn
High Plains Driftin'
Member since Mar 2007
10839 posts
Posted on 10/30/20 at 3:55 pm to
Like the Russians before us, we learned that pretty much every afgani has a gun too.

Or a stinger missile.. in the Russians’ unfortunate case.
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