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re: Wealthy New Yorkers resorting to bladder surgery to endure traffic going to the Hamptons

Posted on 6/29/22 at 1:27 pm to
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 6/29/22 at 1:27 pm to
I call bullshite. Renting a helicopter for 6 people from any heliport in NYC to The Hamptons and back is only around 10 grand.
This post was edited on 6/29/22 at 1:29 pm
Posted by kciDAtaE
Member since Apr 2017
17607 posts
Posted on 6/29/22 at 1:27 pm to
quote:

Can they do one so I don't have to piss 4 times a night


It’s amazing this surgery only works to hold your piss while making that specific drive. I wonder if they could perfect a surgery that fixes all the other issues that come with it….like having to get up 4 times a night to piss
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122197 posts
Posted on 6/29/22 at 1:29 pm to
quote:

Probably all leftists, hopefully it makes them sterile/infertile as a side effect.



And here we go. Can anything be posted without someone making it political?
Posted by keakar
Member since Jan 2017
30152 posts
Posted on 6/29/22 at 1:30 pm to
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$20,000 just to avoid stopping to pee?


how much does a pair of depends cost up there? got to think its cheaper then $20k
Posted by BuckyCheese
Member since Jan 2015
57778 posts
Posted on 6/29/22 at 1:30 pm to
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I call bullshite. Renting a helicopter for 6 people from any heliport in NYC to The Hamptons and back is only around 10 grand.




Do you think the surgery only works for one trip?

Jesus.....
Posted by LSUBFA83
Member since May 2012
4241 posts
Posted on 6/29/22 at 1:33 pm to
I've heard of the Botox procedure for old women who can't hold their pee.
Posted by Trauma14
Member since Aug 2010
6556 posts
Posted on 6/29/22 at 1:33 pm to
It's 3-4 hours in bad traffic. So you piss once. These people are so disconnected from reality, it's truly amazing.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
105316 posts
Posted on 6/29/22 at 1:35 pm to
Thank goodness S and Paul Allen have helicopters
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49487 posts
Posted on 6/29/22 at 1:36 pm to
I have mild Ehlers-Danlos syndrome which gives my bladder the ability to stretch. My girlfriend hates it on long drives, from louisiana to Oregon I had to piss twice while on the road.
Posted by adamau
Member since Oct 2020
4305 posts
Posted on 6/29/22 at 1:40 pm to
Coulda just brought a bottle


Posted by dewster
Chicago
Member since Aug 2006
26608 posts
Posted on 6/29/22 at 1:41 pm to
What kind of neighborhoods are they driving through if they are afraid to stop?
Posted by Perrydawg
Middle Ga Area
Member since Jan 2014
5135 posts
Posted on 6/29/22 at 1:44 pm to
A fool and his money are quickly departed. Go get a 32 oz (or whatever the shrinkflation) size is and you got a ready made urinal. A funnel and tube and you got one for your lady for a hell of lot cheaper than 20K.
Posted by SlowFlowPro
With populists, expect populism
Member since Jan 2004
477263 posts
Posted on 6/29/22 at 1:44 pm to
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What kind of neighborhoods are they driving through if they are afraid to stop?

I've made the drive on LI and it's not even interstate for the most part. Lots of highway driving so getting on/off isn't a big deal.

This seems like one of those fake stories that the media loves to push. The bizarro knockout game, if you will.
Posted by kciDAtaE
Member since Apr 2017
17607 posts
Posted on 6/29/22 at 1:47 pm to
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This seems like one of those fake stories that the media loves to push. The bizarro knockout game, if you will.


Yeap. Probably some non-invasive procedure covered by insurance that helps with a host of things. And let me guess, the guy performing the surgeries is the one making this claim?
Posted by Turf Taint
New Orleans
Member since Jun 2021
6010 posts
Posted on 6/29/22 at 1:48 pm to
Makes you wonder what they would do if facing the inconvenience of a call girl who is running late
Posted by AUFANATL
Member since Dec 2007
5364 posts
Posted on 6/29/22 at 1:50 pm to

They are getting the surgery so they don't have to get up five times in the middle of the night to piss.

The doctor and rag reporter are pushing the bs Hamptons angle to bring attention to themselves.

Click, click. Honk, honk.

Posted by keakar
Member since Jan 2017
30152 posts
Posted on 6/29/22 at 1:51 pm to
quote:

I've heard of the Botox procedure for old women who can't hold their pee.



no, botox only paralyzes muscles, doing that would make them unable to hold in and they would be dripping pee constantly everywhere they go
Posted by KTShoe
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2020
553 posts
Posted on 6/29/22 at 1:52 pm to
10x more than the women’s procedure.

Sounds like a blue tax. Maybe we should protest at congress to fight this injustice.
Posted by Froman
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2007
38914 posts
Posted on 6/29/22 at 2:11 pm to
I stayed in East Hampton at a friend’s place once. Best week of my life. Not sure I’d alter my body over it, but I understand the sentiment.
Posted by Froman
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2007
38914 posts
Posted on 6/29/22 at 2:12 pm to
I thought this was an Onion article at first.
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