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Wealthy New Yorkers resorting to bladder surgery to endure traffic going to the Hamptons
Posted on 6/29/22 at 1:09 pm
Posted on 6/29/22 at 1:09 pm
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Not a satire.
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Wealthy New Yorkers headed to the tony Hamptons are getting a surgical procedure that allows them to endure bumper-to-bumper traffic without having to pee, according to Insider.com. One doctor says he is doing up to a dozen of the operations per week as summer beach season moves into full swing.
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For men, the procedure is officially known as prostate artery embolization. For women, it is dubbed “bladder botox.”
Shusterman told Insider he’s seen demand for the operation skyrocket this spring as the rich flock to their multi-million-dollar summer homes on the tip of Long Island.
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The men’s procedure, which shrinks the prostate by restricting blood flow to it, takes about an hour and costs $20,000. For women, the answer to annoying pee breaks involves having a small scope inserted through the urethra to inject botox. It stays effective for six months, Shusterman said, and costs a tenth of what the male solution runs.
Not a satire.
This post was edited on 6/29/22 at 1:15 pm
Posted on 6/29/22 at 1:11 pm to tiggerthetooth
Wow! Is that even worth the risk? That is just dumb... But hey. If that makes them happy, god bless em.
Posted on 6/29/22 at 1:12 pm to tiggerthetooth
$20,000 just to avoid stopping to pee?
Posted on 6/29/22 at 1:14 pm to tiggerthetooth
Why not just bring an empty gallon jug? I wouldn't have any shame.
Posted on 6/29/22 at 1:14 pm to imjustafatkid
For males, wouldn’t it be cheaper to charter a plane or helicopter?
Posted on 6/29/22 at 1:15 pm to tiggerthetooth
Probably all leftists, hopefully it makes them sterile/infertile as a side effect.
This post was edited on 6/29/22 at 1:15 pm
Posted on 6/29/22 at 1:16 pm to tiggerthetooth
I thought for sure it was a bee article
Luckily my Citation flies straight into East Hampton airport then just a short drive to Montauk
Luckily my Citation flies straight into East Hampton airport then just a short drive to Montauk
Posted on 6/29/22 at 1:17 pm to The Boob
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For males, wouldn’t it be cheaper to charter a plane or helicopter?
Or just pee in a fricking bottle?
Posted on 6/29/22 at 1:17 pm to tiggerthetooth
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takes about an hour and costs $20,000
Good grief. Highway robbery.
Posted on 6/29/22 at 1:19 pm to tiggerthetooth
Is this the only reason for surgery or just an unintended benefit?
Like is this surgery to correct incontinence and/or other serious issues and as a result, you can hold your piss longer?
And I’m sure surgeries have increased since I doubt this was in high demand during Covid and NY restrictions.
Like is this surgery to correct incontinence and/or other serious issues and as a result, you can hold your piss longer?
And I’m sure surgeries have increased since I doubt this was in high demand during Covid and NY restrictions.
Posted on 6/29/22 at 1:20 pm to tiggerthetooth
Man, that is a first world problem.
Posted on 6/29/22 at 1:20 pm to imjustafatkid
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$20,000 just to avoid stopping to pee?
Must be all shithole from Manhattan to the Hamptons.
I mean, you'll piss in a bottle before stopping in Gary IN.
*You should anyway.
This post was edited on 6/29/22 at 1:21 pm
Posted on 6/29/22 at 1:21 pm to tiggerthetooth
Can they do one so I don't have to piss 4 times a night
Posted on 6/29/22 at 1:21 pm to tiggerthetooth
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Wealthy New Yorkers
Nope, that is just the merely rich NYers. The wealthy use their personal:

Posted on 6/29/22 at 1:22 pm to tiggerthetooth
okay ... W.T.F.
that seems so unnecessary --- for those poors who don't have private air transportation to the hamptons life must suck
that seems so unnecessary --- for those poors who don't have private air transportation to the hamptons life must suck
Posted on 6/29/22 at 1:23 pm to thelawnwranglers
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Can they do one so I don't have to piss 4 times a night
everybody's acting all judgey but my 46 year old prostate is curious
Posted on 6/29/22 at 1:24 pm to tiggerthetooth
Get a Gatorade bottle
I have to use the one with a big hole in the top
I have to use the one with a big hole in the top
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