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Wealthy New Yorkers resorting to bladder surgery to endure traffic going to the Hamptons

Posted on 6/29/22 at 1:09 pm
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
64370 posts
Posted on 6/29/22 at 1:09 pm
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Wealthy New Yorkers headed to the tony Hamptons are getting a surgical procedure that allows them to endure bumper-to-bumper traffic without having to pee, according to Insider.com. One doctor says he is doing up to a dozen of the operations per week as summer beach season moves into full swing.



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For men, the procedure is officially known as prostate artery embolization. For women, it is dubbed “bladder botox.”

Shusterman told Insider he’s seen demand for the operation skyrocket this spring as the rich flock to their multi-million-dollar summer homes on the tip of Long Island.





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The men’s procedure, which shrinks the prostate by restricting blood flow to it, takes about an hour and costs $20,000. For women, the answer to annoying pee breaks involves having a small scope inserted through the urethra to inject botox. It stays effective for six months, Shusterman said, and costs a tenth of what the male solution runs.


Not a satire.
This post was edited on 6/29/22 at 1:15 pm
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122197 posts
Posted on 6/29/22 at 1:11 pm to
Wow! Is that even worth the risk? That is just dumb... But hey. If that makes them happy, god bless em.
Posted by imjustafatkid
Alabama
Member since Dec 2011
65900 posts
Posted on 6/29/22 at 1:12 pm to
$20,000 just to avoid stopping to pee?
Posted by RealDawg
Dawgville
Member since Nov 2012
11317 posts
Posted on 6/29/22 at 1:14 pm to
Bee
Posted by Gifman
Clearwater Beach, FL
Member since Jan 2021
18919 posts
Posted on 6/29/22 at 1:14 pm to
Why not just bring an empty gallon jug? I wouldn't have any shame.
Posted by The Boob
Member since Mar 2010
773 posts
Posted on 6/29/22 at 1:14 pm to
For males, wouldn’t it be cheaper to charter a plane or helicopter?
Posted by grizzlylongcut
Member since Sep 2021
15451 posts
Posted on 6/29/22 at 1:15 pm to
Probably all leftists, hopefully it makes them sterile/infertile as a side effect.
This post was edited on 6/29/22 at 1:15 pm
Posted by Bamawaterfowl
Mississippi
Member since Aug 2017
978 posts
Posted on 6/29/22 at 1:16 pm to
Posted by Gifman
Clearwater Beach, FL
Member since Jan 2021
18919 posts
Posted on 6/29/22 at 1:16 pm to
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Bee


Not the bee.
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
131617 posts
Posted on 6/29/22 at 1:16 pm to
I thought for sure it was a bee article

Luckily my Citation flies straight into East Hampton airport then just a short drive to Montauk
Posted by Vamos Brandonos
Member since Mar 2022
1021 posts
Posted on 6/29/22 at 1:17 pm to
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For males, wouldn’t it be cheaper to charter a plane or helicopter?



Or just pee in a fricking bottle?
Posted by idlewatcher
Planet Arium
Member since Jan 2012
97057 posts
Posted on 6/29/22 at 1:17 pm to
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takes about an hour and costs $20,000


Good grief. Highway robbery.
Posted by kciDAtaE
Member since Apr 2017
17607 posts
Posted on 6/29/22 at 1:19 pm to
Is this the only reason for surgery or just an unintended benefit?

Like is this surgery to correct incontinence and/or other serious issues and as a result, you can hold your piss longer?

And I’m sure surgeries have increased since I doubt this was in high demand during Covid and NY restrictions.
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
139502 posts
Posted on 6/29/22 at 1:20 pm to
Man, that is a first world problem.
Posted by BuckyCheese
Member since Jan 2015
57778 posts
Posted on 6/29/22 at 1:20 pm to
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$20,000 just to avoid stopping to pee?



Must be all shithole from Manhattan to the Hamptons.

I mean, you'll piss in a bottle before stopping in Gary IN.

*You should anyway.
This post was edited on 6/29/22 at 1:21 pm
Posted by thelawnwranglers
Member since Sep 2007
42370 posts
Posted on 6/29/22 at 1:21 pm to
Can they do one so I don't have to piss 4 times a night
Posted by Obtuse1
Westside Bodymore Yo
Member since Sep 2016
30526 posts
Posted on 6/29/22 at 1:21 pm to
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Wealthy New Yorkers


Nope, that is just the merely rich NYers. The wealthy use their personal:

Posted by Shankopotomus
Social Distanced
Member since Feb 2009
21087 posts
Posted on 6/29/22 at 1:22 pm to
okay ... W.T.F.

that seems so unnecessary --- for those poors who don't have private air transportation to the hamptons life must suck
Posted by jamiegla1
Member since Aug 2016
7944 posts
Posted on 6/29/22 at 1:23 pm to
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Can they do one so I don't have to piss 4 times a night

everybody's acting all judgey but my 46 year old prostate is curious
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
29637 posts
Posted on 6/29/22 at 1:24 pm to
Get a Gatorade bottle

I have to use the one with a big hole in the top
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