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We need separate but equal theme parks

Posted on 6/2/26 at 9:36 pm
Posted by Trough Urinal
Mickelwaukee
Member since May 2025
36 posts
Posted on 6/2/26 at 9:36 pm
The fats on the scooters are absolutely out of control. The earlier poster claiming this would be a bloody summer is right. I think the scooter army is ready for an uprising (metaphorically of sorts). I think this should extend to grocery stores and airlines and pretty much any other public place. You shouldn’t be allowed to enter if you can’t walk because of a weight issue.
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
157736 posts
Posted on 6/2/26 at 9:38 pm to
themeth rathitht
Posted by Legion of Doom
Old Metry
Member since Jan 2018
5742 posts
Posted on 6/2/26 at 9:39 pm to
With the discovery of GLP-1’s there is no excuse for this. The fatties should be turned away and invited back once the Ozempic has done its thing.
Posted by Trough Urinal
Mickelwaukee
Member since May 2025
36 posts
Posted on 6/2/26 at 9:41 pm to
Agreed. I can appreciate a woman with curves in the right places, and if you wanna be overweight, that’s on you. But the scooters…frick all that.
Posted by FMtTXtiger
Member since Oct 2018
5338 posts
Posted on 6/2/26 at 9:41 pm to
all the wrong people are taking the drug

Posted by Weekend Warrior79
Member since Aug 2014
21857 posts
Posted on 6/2/26 at 10:03 pm to
quote:

I think the scooter army is ready for an uprising

Sounds like a lot of unnecessary effort that will lead to physical exertion. I think we’re safe.
Posted by billjamin
Houston
Member since Jun 2019
18402 posts
Posted on 6/2/26 at 10:04 pm to
Posted by Gee Grenouille
Member since Jul 2018
8203 posts
Posted on 6/3/26 at 5:45 am to
I thought we were about to be talking about bannable stuff.
Posted by Hoops
LA
Member since Jan 2013
8259 posts
Posted on 6/3/26 at 5:56 am to
Parking spots should be 65+ first few rows then the rest are based on BMI to make them get some steps in for those Oreos
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
139955 posts
Posted on 6/3/26 at 6:10 am to
We need signs that read "you are too fat for this ride".
Posted by LSUisBetterthanU
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2007
781 posts
Posted on 6/3/26 at 6:31 am to
Disney Paris - saw 2 scooters in 2 full days. Neither was an overweight person.
Posted by Bayou
Boudin, LA
Member since Feb 2005
43026 posts
Posted on 6/3/26 at 6:33 am to
One way to not fix the matter is to bend to them. Make them suffer in normal seats. Accommodation leads to progression. No bueno!
Posted by sledgehammer
SWLA
Member since Oct 2020
7367 posts
Posted on 6/3/26 at 6:34 am to
Scooter riders think they have the right of way and expect you to move out of the way in every situation. They are some of the most inconsiderate, entitled, a holes out there.
Posted by Trevaylin
south texas
Member since Feb 2019
11132 posts
Posted on 6/3/26 at 7:00 am to
pretty churlish to generalize polio, knee replacements, hip replacements, amputees, lung deficient, etc patients in the use of disability equipment.
Posted by wallowinit
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2006
17835 posts
Posted on 6/3/26 at 7:05 am to
I save time and hassle by parking way out by the Cart barn so I can push my cart into the cart barn. It kind of feels like a flex. Lol.
I go ahead and save the closest spots for the fat and decrepit people who can’t walk an extra 50 feet.
I am proud that I can get out of my car and walk 100 feet to the grocery store.
Posted by GeorgePaton
God's Country
Member since May 2017
5731 posts
Posted on 6/3/26 at 7:13 am to
You mean like Carnival Cruise Lines?
Posted by WhiskeyThief
Madisonville
Member since Oct 2018
705 posts
Posted on 6/3/26 at 7:23 am to
quote:

You mean like Carnival Cruise Lines?

I clicked this discussion, thinking Carnival Cruise would be included…

Thanks George,
Posted by dnm3305
Member since Feb 2009
16120 posts
Posted on 6/3/26 at 7:24 am to
quote:

Parking spots should be 65+ first few rows then the rest


65 year olds can and should be walking ever more than anyone else.

I can’t stand how our culture coddles older people as if they can’t do anything anymore.
Posted by bad93ex
Walnut Cove
Member since Sep 2018
36364 posts
Posted on 6/3/26 at 8:13 am to
quote:

pretty churlish to generalize polio, knee replacements, hip replacements, amputees, lung deficient, etc patients in the use of disability equipment.



Your virtue is noted but I'd put that likelihood of those conditions being the reason at about 10% and I am being very generous.
This post was edited on 6/3/26 at 8:14 am
Posted by Hoops
LA
Member since Jan 2013
8259 posts
Posted on 6/3/26 at 1:25 pm to
quote:

65 year olds can and should be walking ever more than anyone else.


No they fricking shouldn’t you clown. Walking yes more than a healthy 25 year old? No
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