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re: Ways to maximize my last two months without a kid?

Posted on 3/20/23 at 1:46 pm to
Posted by TDsngumbo
Member since Oct 2011
45537 posts
Posted on 3/20/23 at 1:46 pm to
You will still sleep, just not as much. You will still have sex with your wife, just not as much as now.

You will, however, never have a clean house again for at least the next 8-10 years. Enjoy the clean house now. That’s my advice.
Posted by Turf Taint
New Orleans
Member since Jun 2021
6010 posts
Posted on 3/20/23 at 1:46 pm to
If you play the drums or always wanted to, now is your window.

Congrats, btw!
Posted by jefforize
Member since Feb 2008
45015 posts
Posted on 3/20/23 at 1:47 pm to
drink enough to get hungover.

because you will never want a hangover again once jr comes and is wide awake at 0500 needing attention
Posted by OK Roughneck
The Sooner State
Member since Aug 2021
14783 posts
Posted on 3/20/23 at 1:47 pm to
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All yall saying sleep I don't know why...you can't bank it up


To me its more about being able to sleep when you want or without interruption on my own terms. All of that disappears AK ... after kids.
Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
98419 posts
Posted on 3/20/23 at 1:50 pm to
Your wife is having the baby…..shouldn’t affect you
Posted by patnuh
South LA
Member since Sep 2005
7276 posts
Posted on 3/20/23 at 1:50 pm to
I got hammered drunk a lot and slept in. You can still get drunk with a kid but the sleeping in shite is over.

Plus you have a designated driver right now.
Posted by Saskwatch
Member since Feb 2016
17515 posts
Posted on 3/20/23 at 1:52 pm to
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Have sex with your wife. It will be a while and that pregnant sex is some of the best.


Posted by scott8811
Ratchet City, LA
Member since Oct 2014
12390 posts
Posted on 3/20/23 at 1:54 pm to
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To me its more about being able to sleep when you want or without interruption on my own terms.


Valid. yea that's gone. Thankfully me and my wife were able to do a shift schedule so those first few months we each got at least 5-6 uninturrupted hours a night instead of both of us being fricking miserable. It could be because of that, it could be because I have insomnia and my sleep was fricked anyway...but the sleep thing was by far one of the easiest for me to cope with....8 months in still is
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
Member since May 2012
57855 posts
Posted on 3/20/23 at 1:55 pm to
I don't have a kid but i would think doing a lot of your second or third tier activities would be smart. you'll eventually be able to carve out some time for the top couple of things you like to do, but the other stuff will probably stop or drastically slow down.

for me, that would mean basketball games, baseball games, and concerts.
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
51585 posts
Posted on 3/20/23 at 1:55 pm to
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because you will never want a hangover again once jr comes and is wide awake at 0500 needing attention

By the time they are old enough to sleep in and be self-sufficient without you, you'll be so damn used to it you'll still wake up at 5-6am on the weekends and your day off
This post was edited on 3/20/23 at 1:58 pm
Posted by HoustonChick86
Catalina Wine Mixer
Member since Dec 2009
58855 posts
Posted on 3/20/23 at 1:57 pm to
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Sleep

This is the dumbest advise ever.

You don't bank sleep.

Just get prepared. Take your wife for a nice meal and rest. When the baby comes it will be hard, but give yourself grace. Next thing you know they will be almost kicked out of preschool for mooning and have a dead tooth from falling at his birthday party, and be paying $400 per week for summer camp.
Posted by slinger1317
Northshore
Member since Sep 2005
6532 posts
Posted on 3/20/23 at 2:00 pm to
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What are some things I can do to really cherish these last two months?



Enjoy the swollen tits and juicy pussy
Posted by Mstate
Birmingham
Member since Nov 2009
10149 posts
Posted on 3/20/23 at 2:10 pm to
I am actually in the same boat as you. First child due early may. The wife and I are going on a little long weekend trip Thursday.

We have the nursery ready and a frick ton of diapers in the closet. I think we are ready in that aspect but I’m thinking this is about to hit us like a ton of bricks. I’m a person that has always loved to sleep and have time to myself. That will be a bit of a change up for me but I think I’m ready.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
117602 posts
Posted on 3/20/23 at 2:11 pm to
Strip club
Posted by Lazy But Talented
Member since Aug 2011
14878 posts
Posted on 3/20/23 at 2:11 pm to
quote:

Ways to maximize my last two months without a kid?


Strength training if you aren’t already. Best decision I made was to get in my best physical shape prior to having first child.

Travel with or without the wife. Definitely recommend a “baby moon.” Go to 30A and see what your life is about to turn into.

Start playing a sport in the evening once per week that you can continue to do once the baby is born.
This post was edited on 3/20/23 at 2:18 pm
Posted by Spelt it rong
Louisiana
Member since Oct 2012
10517 posts
Posted on 3/20/23 at 2:15 pm to
"sleep" is a bullshite answer. You can't store sleep. Go enjoy your remaining freedom. Catch a game.
Posted by auwaterfowler
Alabama
Member since Jan 2020
2644 posts
Posted on 3/20/23 at 2:23 pm to
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I'm not particularly in any rush to see the last one go


I was in a hurry. My two youngest are daughters that fought constantly with my wife/their mom. I remember when my oldest daughter was about 16, I told her and my wife that one of them had to get out of my house before I killed both of them. Wasn’t much better with the youngest one. Now that both girls are off at college, they have a much better relationship with their mom. And my wife and I have a better relationship!!
Posted by prostyleoffensetime
Mississippi
Member since Aug 2009
11934 posts
Posted on 3/20/23 at 2:25 pm to
frick these idiots saying sleep. Hours of sleep are not like a bank account where you can deposit and withdraw. It just is what it is. Some nights will suck, some will be fine. You’ll adapt.


Take every opportunity to bang it out. Preg sex really is great.
Do something that you both want to do together. Long weekend away, some activity, whatever.
Go out to a nice quiet dinner a few times these last couple months.
Purge your house. Throw away/donate shite like you’re about to move.
Posted by Cotten
Tennessee
Member since Jan 2018
1556 posts
Posted on 3/20/23 at 2:27 pm to
Mrs. Cotten and I have a 6 month old. Congrats on the incoming little one Baw!

I spent my last 6 months before becoming a Father building all of the furniture for our little one's room. I did that for a few reasons but mostly because I knew I drank a bit too much and wanted to find something healthier to do with my time before she came, but also because my Father and my Father's Dad did the same for them. Built her crib, two dressers, framed out and built a walk in closet in her room, her changing table out of reclaimed wood from our 138 year old home, just a ton of stuff that she hopefully passes on in the family once I'm gone. I also focused on my own health and ran at least every other day.

Besides that, we just enjoyed our last few months of being able to lay in bed all weekend barely moving and sleeping in, fricking uninterrupted with the bedroom door open all day, watching movies and eating pizza/Chinese in bed whenever we wanted, etc. I also got stoned to the absolute bone everyday until the little one came. As others have said, enjoy the seggs now; even after she's cleared at the 6 week checkup it'll be a few weeks/months before you can really smash it out and enjoy it like you used to.
This post was edited on 3/20/23 at 2:29 pm
Posted by jaytothen
Member since Jan 2020
7616 posts
Posted on 3/20/23 at 2:45 pm to
Spray them guts while you still can
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