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Posted on 9/1/23 at 3:25 pm to
Posted by bad93ex
Member since Sep 2018
27312 posts
Posted on 9/1/23 at 3:25 pm to
Dave Portnoy can be an arse but his pizza reviews are spot on
Posted by GumboPot
Member since Mar 2009
118933 posts
Posted on 9/1/23 at 3:44 pm to
Not a fan of Portnoy at all but the owner of that pizza establishment is such an a-hole I had to take Portnoy's side.
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
120379 posts
Posted on 9/1/23 at 3:53 pm to
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He is on sidewalk reviewing pizza, talking to Dom.. And the idiot owner comes out and yells, Portnoy yells back.. And Portnoy is an a-hole?


And portnoy hadnt even really shite on the pizza

Just said lots of parmesan which isnt his thing.

Didnt really shite on it til Jabba the Hut came out guns blazing
Posted by Philzilla
Member since Nov 2011
1408 posts
Posted on 9/1/23 at 3:58 pm to
Is there a review?
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
120379 posts
Posted on 9/1/23 at 4:00 pm to
6.2 i think
Posted by caro81
Member since Jul 2017
4929 posts
Posted on 9/1/23 at 4:07 pm to
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6.2 i think



i dont know who this portnoy is and he seems like an asshat but i think his score was generous.

that slice folded over on itself like a wet noodle the moment it left the cardboard.
Posted by 91TIGER
Lafayette
Member since Aug 2006
17729 posts
Posted on 9/1/23 at 4:19 pm to
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For extra laughs, go to their Yelp reviews


Thanks for the heads up reviews were great
Posted by MoarKilometers
Member since Apr 2015
18025 posts
Posted on 9/1/23 at 4:22 pm to
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But if you're the owner of a small business and decide to try and go to war with someone who you already know has a MASSIVE following, you're also a loser.

The person who cares someone has a massive following is the biggest loser.
Posted by Witty_Username
Member since Jul 2021
441 posts
Posted on 9/1/23 at 4:25 pm to
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6.2 i think

but i think his score was generous.

Dave's scale is kinda weird. He has a handful of pizzas that are 9+ which is basically his Mt. Rushmore. Anything he has in the 8's he claims it is worth traveling to a city just to eat the pizza. Anything in the 7's means if you're already visiting a city, this is a good spot to get good pizza. Anything in the 6's and lower is pretty much just serviceable pizza.
Posted by UncleFestersLegs
Member since Nov 2010
10898 posts
Posted on 9/1/23 at 4:54 pm to
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Dom taking a bite and casually flopping the slice back in the box was incredible to watch.
yeah as a former employee of dragon that hurt more than anything Dave said
Posted by slinger1317
Northshore
Member since Sep 2005
5883 posts
Posted on 9/1/23 at 4:55 pm to
Staged
Posted by UncleFestersLegs
Member since Nov 2010
10898 posts
Posted on 9/1/23 at 4:56 pm to
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6.2 i think
6.4. Not that it matters much. Pizza looked pretty bad but that ain't really my kinda pizza anyway
Posted by pankReb
Defending National Champs Fan
Member since Mar 2009
64633 posts
Posted on 9/1/23 at 5:13 pm to
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The person who cares someone has a massive following is the biggest loser.


Looking a lot like the owner of the pizza joint should have cared.
Posted by AtlantaLSUfan
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2009
23159 posts
Posted on 9/1/23 at 5:18 pm to
Portney did so much for these pizza shops when he started doing these reviews. It was a clever idea. “One bite everyone knows the rules”.

I don’t watch anything on BarStool but I like this Portney guy.
Posted by LPgolfer
Member since Jul 2015
855 posts
Posted on 9/1/23 at 5:20 pm to
I’m not a Portnoy basher. I like what he does for small business. That being said nobody will EVER “out-petty” Dave Portnoy!
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
One State Solution
Member since May 2012
55810 posts
Posted on 9/1/23 at 5:20 pm to
he doesn't really give bad reviews these days. i don't watch all of the reviews but you can tell when he's being nice by giving some nice mom and pop place a 7.3 when it probably deserves something much lower.
Posted by Pelican fan99
Lafayette, Louisiana
Member since Jun 2013
34802 posts
Posted on 9/1/23 at 5:20 pm to
I don’t understand why he came back out the second time. If he just left after the first time he would have looked dumb but it wouldn’t have blown up like this
Posted by BigBinBR
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2023
4275 posts
Posted on 9/1/23 at 5:28 pm to
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Anything in the 6's and lower is pretty much just serviceable pizza.



He reviewed Red Zeppelin when he was in BR last year: Red Zeppelin - 6.8



This post was edited on 9/1/23 at 5:29 pm
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
57509 posts
Posted on 9/1/23 at 5:33 pm to
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Dave's scale is kinda weird.


He’s admittedly biased towards certain styles
Posted by Uncle Stu
#AlbinoLivesMatter
Member since Aug 2004
33659 posts
Posted on 9/1/23 at 7:10 pm to
I’ve had Dragon a few times.

1. The Italian sausage and ricotta pizza is pretty fricking delicious

2. Portnoy is correct, their pizza is a bit floppy

3. That owner is a douchebag and deserves whatever shite he gets

Should’ve just gone to Pini’s Pizza instead, then walk a few doors down to Sligo and get hammered.
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