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re: Was I Really That Out Of Bounds Asking A Woman Friend To Be FWB?
Posted on 4/10/22 at 2:59 pm to Darth_Vader
Posted on 4/10/22 at 2:59 pm to Darth_Vader
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but we pay, in one way or another, for all sex.
Oh how I miss the younger days of non-transactional sex. Just knocking it out for fun. SMH.
Posted on 4/10/22 at 3:02 pm to fr33manator
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Chris, you couldn’t get laid in a whorehouse with a suitcase full of cash and a brick of coke
Wow! If you are going to try to make a joke at least make it funny. This is lame and has a try too hard feel to it.
Posted on 4/10/22 at 3:04 pm to OweO
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You have no game. You have to make them want you. And there are two ways this happens. 1. You meet someone and the chemistry is there right away. You don't have to play any games, just let things happen. That's your best bet for a healthy relationship. 2. Don't force anything. Play the field and don't put all your eggs in one basket at first. And don't be a geek. With that said, I know the rules have changed so I don't know how things are done today. Oh and there is a #3 and you might really want to consider this. 3. Hire a sex worker. And be 100% honest. Tell her it is your first time having sex.
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OweO
I pity the poor fella that would take any advice from you much less advice about women

Posted on 4/10/22 at 3:05 pm to OweO
Women are seriously a lot like going fishing. If your bait is too obvious, or you're in the wrong spot, you're not going to get any bites. And the best bait for women is real confidence and not bullshite. They smell that stuff from a mile away. You need to accomplish things that take real effort and have some pride in what you've done, but not arrogance. In my experience, women find a man extremely sexy when he has accomplished things in life, has a sense of humor and some humility. It also doesn't hurt to have some nunchuck skillz.
This post was edited on 4/10/22 at 3:09 pm
Posted on 4/10/22 at 3:06 pm to Maynard James Keenan
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1) This didn't happen
2) If it did, you're literally an incel
But it did not happen
Exactly- dude shot his shot and posted the response here but didn’t think to post his email here first???
Didn’t happen- fake email
Posted on 4/10/22 at 3:09 pm to OweO
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You have no game. You have to make them want you. And there are two ways this happens.
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OweO

Posted on 4/10/22 at 3:13 pm to OweO
Just how many women have suffered your grimy embrace, Grossanova?
This post was edited on 4/10/22 at 3:14 pm
Posted on 4/10/22 at 3:18 pm to fr33manator
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Chris, you couldn’t get laid in a whorehouse with a suitcase full of cash and a brick of coke

Posted on 4/10/22 at 3:21 pm to Ed Osteen
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OweO
Fuuck-n-A
I didn't even look at who I was responding to

Posted on 4/10/22 at 3:26 pm to bird35
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learned at an early age that spending a long time building a relationship with a girl I hoped would turn into more was a waste of time
Close female friendships is a bad idea for young men. Hurts their masculine development.
Girls see relationships two ways: either you’re her boyfriend, or her girlfriend. And once she’s marks you as the latter, all of her friends see you as unfrickable too. It’s an expanding, cascading trap. Best not to get into it in the first place.
Posted on 4/10/22 at 3:27 pm to OweO
You are just so damn vile. Everything you do is wrong.
You could fall face first into a barrel of titties and come up with a dick in your mouth.
You could fall face first into a barrel of titties and come up with a dick in your mouth.
Posted on 4/10/22 at 3:29 pm to TheInvisibleMan
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asked because I trusted you. It seems that trust was misplaced. Y
So you’re blaming HER for this? Yeah man, you’re really wrong on that part. This one is on you.
Posted on 4/10/22 at 3:30 pm to cable
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BTW - tell her you're going to cup her mouth and choke her while you stick your finger in her butthole. Works like a charm.
More correct than incorrect imo
Posted on 4/10/22 at 3:32 pm to TheInvisibleMan
What you do is, setup a hang out, even just watching a movie or something chill, and make a move, and when she declines say “it seems like just because we both aren’t with anyone, we should still be able to have some fun together sometimes.”
Still low success rate but better than some weird wall of text requesting permission to hook up.
Still low success rate but better than some weird wall of text requesting permission to hook up.
Posted on 4/10/22 at 3:32 pm to DesScorp
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Girls see relationships two ways: either you’re her boyfriend, or her girlfriend. And once she’s marks you as the latter, all of her friends see you as unfrickable too. It’s an expanding, cascading trap. Best not to get into it in the first place.
Now this is just plain flat out bad advice. I made some women friends on purpose to meet other women - who I subsequently had sexy time with. If you're chasing the one you're friends with, you look pathetic, so don't do that, but the best way to meet women is through other women. It's never failed me.
This post was edited on 4/10/22 at 3:36 pm
Posted on 4/10/22 at 3:34 pm to TheInvisibleMan
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As you know starting earlier this year I've really been wanting to explore my sexuality and grow sexually as a man.
This is the gayest heterosexual statement I've ever read.
Posted on 4/10/22 at 3:40 pm to TheInvisibleMan
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I'm not interested in fwb or having casual sex. That's something I'm not into and will only have sex in a committed relationship. As a good friend that is something you should have known and I'm shocked that you would even ask this, which makes me think you don't me at all or value or friendship. Not only am I annoyed that you asked this but also the way you asked it. You crossed the line as a friend and I don't think I can get past this. I hope it was worth it because you definitely ruined our friendship. Please don't contact me again.

This needs to be printed out and framed
Anyways, you sound like an incel who doesn't need to own a firearm.
This post was edited on 4/10/22 at 3:43 pm
Posted on 4/10/22 at 3:41 pm to TheInvisibleMan
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I'll preface this by saying if you aren't interested it's okay and I wouldn't want this question to hurt our friendship
Your originally said this was a no pressure situation and it would be ok if she wasn't interested.
But after you rejected you, it looks like you proceeded to insult her once again. Do you seriously see nothing wrong with this?
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