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re: Video: Comedian Aries Spears says what we all are thinking about Lizzo

Posted on 8/28/22 at 9:32 am to
Posted by Hulkklogan
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Oct 2010
43299 posts
Posted on 8/28/22 at 9:32 am to


God damn that was good
Posted by Hoodie
Donaldsonville, LA
Member since Dec 2019
2995 posts
Posted on 8/28/22 at 9:45 am to
Two dozen, where I’m from.
Posted by Jack Ruby
Member since Apr 2014
22767 posts
Posted on 8/28/22 at 9:47 am to
For those who don't know, Spears was "Tipi" in Jerry Maguire and I think one of the original cast members of MadTV along with Artie Lange and Orlando Jones and others.

Aries has always been one of the funniest people in comedy, but he never played the Hollywood/showbiz games (see this clip for just one of numerous examples), and kind of paid the price for it.

His comedic talent, however, has never been in question.

White people don't whoop their kids

Aries Spears on African men

This post was edited on 8/28/22 at 9:51 am
Posted by _Hurricane_
Somewhere
Member since Feb 2016
4455 posts
Posted on 8/28/22 at 9:51 am to
Lizzo needs to get her shite together and stop pushing the idea that her body type is in any way okay. It’s dangerous as a role model to not speak out about her needing to lose some weight. I will say if she wasn’t so fat it would be easier to enjoy her music, which is actually better than about 95% of other pop these days. I feel weird saying that.
Posted by QJenk
Atl, Ga
Member since Jan 2013
15310 posts
Posted on 8/28/22 at 10:53 am to
Damn wtf Lizzo. She has straight up gained weight. I know she has always been big, but she definitely used to be smaller at some point.

I guess she is going all the way in on trying to be the face of body positivity. And that means she needs to get as fat as possible
Posted by SPEEDY
2005 Tiger Smack Poster of the Year
Member since Dec 2003
83372 posts
Posted on 8/28/22 at 12:03 pm to
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Dude said she looks like the shite emoji!


Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
164137 posts
Posted on 8/28/22 at 12:11 pm to
Best part about this is the twitter mob can't attack him because he's black so they have nothing to do other than offer "support" to Lizzo.
Posted by gumbo2176
Member since May 2018
15120 posts
Posted on 8/28/22 at 12:27 pm to
He's right on all his observations about that beached whale of a woman. Won't get any argument from me.
Posted by Oates Mustache
Member since Oct 2011
22062 posts
Posted on 8/28/22 at 12:30 pm to
quote:

Best part about this is the twitter mob can't attack him because he's black so they have nothing to do other than offer "support" to Lizzo.


It's hilarious seeing that too. I saw a comment that said he couldn't play a flute for 90 minutes or put on a 3 hour concert as some testament to her athletic prowess.
This post was edited on 8/28/22 at 12:31 pm
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113951 posts
Posted on 8/28/22 at 12:52 pm to
Damn! I just laughed my arse off at him saying she looks like the shite emoji! Holy shite!
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113951 posts
Posted on 8/28/22 at 12:55 pm to
quote:

Best part about this is the twitter mob can't attack him because he's black so they have nothing to do other than offer "support" to Lizzo.


Yeah because they don't attack Chappelle for his trans jokes..

Look around, there are people who HATE Chappelle and still wants Netflix to remove his content.
Posted by LSUFreek
Greater New Orleans
Member since Jan 2007
14778 posts
Posted on 8/28/22 at 12:58 pm to
quote:

it would be easier to enjoy her music, which is actually better than about 95% of other pop these days. I feel weird saying that.


I resisted checking out her music bc of all of the fake fawning over her "brave" you-go-girl hideous half-naked performances & videos, but she actually has some groovy, catchy pop-song melodies/rhythms. Multiple times, I've been at a pool party and asked "Who's that on pandora? I like this groove."
Posted by Oates Mustache
Member since Oct 2011
22062 posts
Posted on 8/28/22 at 1:03 pm to
It's not about her music, I agree it's good for what it is. And she does play flute.

It's her attacks on the definition of healthy that's getting this reaction.
Posted by 1984Tiger
North Carolina
Member since Apr 2006
7277 posts
Posted on 8/28/22 at 1:32 pm to
I can honestly say I never think about Lizzo
Posted by Modern
Fiddy Men
Member since May 2011
16877 posts
Posted on 8/28/22 at 1:50 pm to
Lizzo: “Yeah, you go big gurl. I’m big and you gonna love it!”

Lizzo: *shakes her all out exposed arse at a NBA game* “I’m big and you gonna love it, or get cancled.”


Public: “She needs to stop all of that. We don’t need to see this. This ain’t attractive at all.”


Lizzo: *On IG crying* “You people are mean, and fat shaming me.”



Public:


Posted by Tboy13
Member since Oct 2015
137 posts
Posted on 8/28/22 at 1:55 pm to
It’s about damn time!
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113951 posts
Posted on 8/28/22 at 2:38 pm to
Evidently Lizzo fans are coming after him so he is doing a Youtube live tonight to address this..
Posted by Locoguan0
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Nov 2017
4286 posts
Posted on 8/28/22 at 2:41 pm to
WTF is a Lizzo? I came here expecting lesbian pics...
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113951 posts
Posted on 8/28/22 at 2:42 pm to
She is a hip hop artist who... As he said, looks like the shite emoji.
Posted by MoarKilometers
Member since Apr 2015
17912 posts
Posted on 8/28/22 at 2:44 pm to
Is Aries still obese af himself
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