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Video: Comedian Aries Spears says what we all are thinking about Lizzo

Posted on 8/28/22 at 7:06 am
Posted by Roaad
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Posted on 8/28/22 at 7:06 am
Girl built like mashed potatoes

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"No, girl, this ain't it. It's treadmill time"
This post was edited on 8/28/22 at 7:29 am
Posted by GeauxGoose
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Member since Dec 2006
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Posted on 8/28/22 at 7:08 am to
Dude said she looks like the shite emoji!
This post was edited on 8/28/22 at 7:11 am
Posted by BowDownToLSU
Livingston louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
19222 posts
Posted on 8/28/22 at 7:12 am to
“ oh here come the bitches at me like Braveheart because I’m fat shamming” Lol
Posted by Proximo
Member since Aug 2011
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Posted on 8/28/22 at 7:15 am to
I honestly don’t who this Lizzo character is
Posted by 0x15E
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Posted on 8/28/22 at 7:18 am to
quote:

Aries Spears


When did we go back to 2003?
Posted by BuddyRoeaux
Northshore
Member since Jun 2019
2694 posts
Posted on 8/28/22 at 7:18 am to
At the risk of her cracking a phone screen due to weight limit, I’m glad OP didn’t post a pick of her. You can do your own research.
Posted by AtlantaLSUfan
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Posted on 8/28/22 at 7:21 am to
“Aries Spears is an American stand-up comedian, actor and writer from New Jersey. Spears was a regular on Fox's sketch comedy series MADtv“

So others don’t have to google
Posted by idlewatcher
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Member since Jan 2012
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Posted on 8/28/22 at 7:25 am to
quote:

I honestly don’t who this Lizzo character is

Me thinks she is a musician and a “model” who weighs 450 lbs
Posted by BowDownToLSU
Livingston louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
19222 posts
Posted on 8/28/22 at 7:45 am to
quote:

honestly don’t who this Lizzo character is
here ya go, now good luck keeping that breakfast down after you look
Posted by Honkus
Member since Aug 2005
51050 posts
Posted on 8/28/22 at 8:00 am to
quote:

It's treadmill time


Truth hurts
Posted by SECSolomonGrundy
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Member since Jun 2012
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Posted on 8/28/22 at 8:07 am to
quote:

said she looks like the shite emoji!



Spot on with that analysis.


Posted by Hoodie
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Member since Dec 2019
2986 posts
Posted on 8/28/22 at 8:59 am to
Thanks for posting this clip; it was the best laugh I’ve had in a while. And the dude went in hard on his own self, to boot. “Fried milkshakes.”
Posted by SuperSaint
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Posted on 8/28/22 at 9:03 am to
Posted by cgrand
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Posted on 8/28/22 at 9:05 am to
there’s a dozen of those at every Walmart in american, right now
Posted by tgrmeat
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Posted on 8/28/22 at 9:07 am to
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 8/28/22 at 9:12 am to
He missed an opportunity to expand on that one.
Posted by Epaminondas
The Boot
Member since Jul 2020
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Posted on 8/28/22 at 9:15 am to
We all know the rule about pics.

But there's an exception to every rule.
Posted by GeauxxxTigers23
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Member since Apr 2013
62514 posts
Posted on 8/28/22 at 9:20 am to
Bitch looks like a plate of mashed potatoes
Posted by RealDawg
Dawgville
Member since Nov 2012
9365 posts
Posted on 8/28/22 at 9:21 am to
Dang bikini bottom almost strapped to her shoulders.
Posted by Hangover Haven
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Member since Oct 2013
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Posted on 8/28/22 at 9:27 am to
quote:

Sista, put the eclair down


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