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re: Vasectomy at 0630 tomorrow morning. Wish me luck! Update page 4
Posted on 4/14/17 at 11:59 am to CenlaMikePA
Posted on 4/14/17 at 11:59 am to CenlaMikePA
I had one three weeks ago. Keep them iced for the next couple days and dont over do it.
I waited the seven days recommended before busting a nut. I was a little worried about it but everything was fine. No pain at all.
The one guy was right about your woman wanting you to talk about it with your friends. My wife has brought the procedure up a couple times in social situations. I dont care thou gives me a chance to talk about my balls in front of her friends.
I waited the seven days recommended before busting a nut. I was a little worried about it but everything was fine. No pain at all.
The one guy was right about your woman wanting you to talk about it with your friends. My wife has brought the procedure up a couple times in social situations. I dont care thou gives me a chance to talk about my balls in front of her friends.
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Posted on 4/14/17 at 1:36 pm to Popths
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Had mine done in 1994. Best 10 bucks I ever spent. That was the copay back then. I've had shoes hurt me worse than the procedure. Nothing to it. Busting a nut afterwards was no different than before. Pat yourself on the back for being a respectful guy. A woman on the pill for life is really dangerous to her health.
Posted on 4/14/17 at 10:44 pm to cajunangelle
Not too sore this evening. I kept everyone's advice about continuing regular ice packs. Appreciate all the input. It definitely kept me entertained. We just had baby number three and have been married almost 14 years. It was time to shut it down.
Posted on 4/14/17 at 10:45 pm to CenlaMikePA
Just had one 3 weeks ago and I feel great. After 10 days I was back in the gym hitting it hard and after 2 weeks I was back in the sack. No drugs.
Posted on 4/14/17 at 10:46 pm to CenlaMikePA
Glad it went well for you. This is better than another decade of BC pills or an invasive surgery for your wife. You a good man! 
Posted on 4/15/17 at 12:31 am to OKellsBells
Props to you. Be sure to spread the truth about it. So many horror stories that are bull.
Posted on 4/15/17 at 1:00 am to CenlaMikePA
Im just over 2 months from mine.
For two weeks my balls just ached, I was nervous that would last forever, of course it didn't.
My Dr used compression vs ice or frozen peas. Had me bring a jock strap and he cut a hole in the front for my junk to hang out. Everything else was packed tight with gauze for first 24 hrs. I didnt move the first day and very easy the next 2 days. He gave me some good pain meds that came in handy but by day 4 I didnt need them anymore and ripped one off. It was kind of odd as if I was expecting something not to work, but it was all the same, I laughed.
ETA: I bought a 3pk of jock straps prior, I wore them exclusively for the first 2.5 wks. Lifesaver.
For two weeks my balls just ached, I was nervous that would last forever, of course it didn't.
My Dr used compression vs ice or frozen peas. Had me bring a jock strap and he cut a hole in the front for my junk to hang out. Everything else was packed tight with gauze for first 24 hrs. I didnt move the first day and very easy the next 2 days. He gave me some good pain meds that came in handy but by day 4 I didnt need them anymore and ripped one off. It was kind of odd as if I was expecting something not to work, but it was all the same, I laughed.
ETA: I bought a 3pk of jock straps prior, I wore them exclusively for the first 2.5 wks. Lifesaver.
This post was edited on 4/15/17 at 1:02 am
Posted on 4/15/17 at 1:04 am to tigerzballzdeep
nobody hitting anything hard after the ballsack snip
Posted on 4/15/17 at 2:02 am to Jimmy2shoes
Not so.
Posted on 4/15/17 at 7:16 am to Jimmy2shoes
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nobody hitting anything hard after the ballsack snip
Maybe not right after the surgery but other than that:
Posted on 4/15/17 at 7:17 am to CenlaMikePA
Don't do it.
Posted on 4/15/17 at 7:52 am to nc14
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Don't do it.
Posted on 4/15/17 at 8:54 am to pilsnerpusher
quote:Da frick kind of people you hang out with?
Expect the wife to want to show you off proudly at dinner parties like you're her well trained monkey. This is her showing her friends that she has her thumb on you better than they do on their husband. You'll be expected to share your experience with them in an effort to get them to do it. (This is premeditated collusion by the wives). After about the third time you have to give a "book report"
You picked the wrong wife, prayers sent!
My wife would be mortified just at the thought of discussing that with our friends. Sucks for you.
Posted on 4/15/17 at 8:56 am to CenlaMikePA
quote:Same here. I was always under the impression these are done in the physician's office while I was awake, but my physician strongly urged me to go to the local outpatient and be put under to do it. I thought that was odd, but he knows a heck of a lot more than me about it, so i went with that as well.
Doc talked me into doing it a the local surgery center. The drugs knocked me out so I didn't feel a thing.
Posted on 4/15/17 at 8:59 am to CenlaMikePA
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woke up with a colostomy bag
Invasive surgery makes for one hell of a prank!
Posted on 4/15/17 at 9:06 am to pilsnerpusher
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sex is not enjoyable anymore,
If you've got a wife that treats you like a trained monkey, I'm guessing it couldn't have been all that great BEFORE your procedure.
Posted on 4/15/17 at 9:15 am to CenlaMikePA
How's it feel psychologically? I mean you just took away your main purpose as a man. I don't want anymore kids now but it twenty years I don't want to deprive my second wife who may or may not be born yet.
Posted on 4/15/17 at 10:12 am to CenlaMikePA
Basically feels like someone kicked you in the balls for about a week. Did for me, anyhow
Posted on 4/15/17 at 10:15 am to BigPerm30
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. I don't want anymore kids now but it twenty years I don't want to deprive my second wife who may or may not be born yet.
It's reversible.
Posted on 4/15/17 at 10:26 am to SippyCup
Worse decision of my life to do this. I got the bad one. Guess doctor sneezed as he snipped!! This isn't a guaranteed walk in the park operation. Don't do it!!!
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