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re: Vasectomy at 0630 tomorrow morning. Wish me luck! Update page 4
Posted on 4/13/17 at 11:04 pm to East Coast Band
Posted on 4/13/17 at 11:04 pm to East Coast Band
quote:
Well, you won't have to pull out any more.
Yeah, the pull out method works well. /end sarcasm
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Posted on 4/13/17 at 11:05 pm to CenlaMikePA
So, your wife who is a pure little angel who has never been dicked down by several dudes has talked you into getting your shite cut.
Dumbass
Dumbass
Posted on 4/13/17 at 11:07 pm to CenlaMikePA
Had mine done on Dec 7. My balls still hurt from time to time.
Posted on 4/13/17 at 11:08 pm to Garfield
quote:
My child is the best thing I ever did and each time she has a meltdown I think the vasectomy was the second best thing I ever did.
That's so Garfield
Posted on 4/13/17 at 11:09 pm to CenlaMikePA
Prayers sent.
Posted on 4/13/17 at 11:10 pm to deaconjones35
quote:A date that will live in infamy.
Had mine done on Dec 7.
Posted on 4/13/17 at 11:13 pm to ByteMe
The pullout method is 100% if you know what you're doing.
It's the undersexed cucks that can't control their load delivery.
It's the undersexed cucks that can't control their load delivery.
Posted on 4/13/17 at 11:14 pm to soccerfüt
quote:
A date that will live in infamy.
That was good.
Posted on 4/13/17 at 11:16 pm to ByteMe
I wasn't a fan of the procedure...but I'm a pussy when it comes to medical stuff...especially in my sack-le region.
Fun fact: I never got around to "validating" the success of my procedure.
Fun fact: I never got around to "validating" the success of my procedure.
Posted on 4/13/17 at 11:17 pm to I Love Bama
quote:
The pullout method is 100% if you know what you're doing.
It's called pre-cum. It's usually the uneducated that don't understand this. The pullout method is zero effective.
Posted on 4/13/17 at 11:17 pm to I Love Bama
Serious reply here - HAVE THE RESULTS TESTED!
1) Wait the six months cool off period or however long it is
2) Be sure to ejaculate the 30x times or whatever it is to ensure you have cleared the pipes
3) drop a sample at the lab to be sure it took, not all of them do.
P.S. - Don't rush the rest period, the guy above referenced this, if you ejaculate too early and are not fully healed it is a special kind of pain....
1) Wait the six months cool off period or however long it is
2) Be sure to ejaculate the 30x times or whatever it is to ensure you have cleared the pipes
3) drop a sample at the lab to be sure it took, not all of them do.
P.S. - Don't rush the rest period, the guy above referenced this, if you ejaculate too early and are not fully healed it is a special kind of pain....
Posted on 4/13/17 at 11:18 pm to CenlaMikePA
I had sex the next day. It hurt a little bit, but no swelling. I didn't Ice either. It actually wasn't as bad as I thought. So glad I had it done.
Posted on 4/13/17 at 11:22 pm to CenlaMikePA
Don't take ibuprofen, no matter how bad the pain is.
Posted on 4/13/17 at 11:23 pm to I Love Bama
quote:
The pullout method is 100% if you know what you're doing. It's the undersexed cucks that can't control their load delivery.
Spoken like a true Catholic with 7 kids and a life of misery.
Posted on 4/13/17 at 11:23 pm to CenlaMikePA
Good luck!
Posted on 4/13/17 at 11:25 pm to Tiger4Ever
quote:
I never got around to "validating" the success of my procedure.
the walk of shame dropping off your "paper sack" to the 19 year old receptionist was half the fun.
Posted on 4/13/17 at 11:31 pm to USMCTiger03
quote:
Spoken like a true Catholic with 7 kids and a life of misery.
It blows my mind that people think that the pull out method works. Do some research.
Posted on 4/13/17 at 11:31 pm to Rebel
I believe that...and was looking forward to it. Office was across town and before I know it six weeks or more had passed.
Thought it would be weird to show up 6 months later with a load in a solo cup (couldn't find the sample cup they had given me)
Not sure of the proper protocol here.
Thought it would be weird to show up 6 months later with a load in a solo cup (couldn't find the sample cup they had given me)
Not sure of the proper protocol here.
Posted on 4/13/17 at 11:34 pm to el Gaucho
quote:
can cause blood clots
Happened to me.. shite swelled up like a grapefruit and took a month to go back down to normal. Don't wish that pain on anyone.
Posted on 4/13/17 at 11:34 pm to CenlaMikePA
Whatever you do, don't decide the recovery is done after a day and hike two miles on a squirrel hunt with your cousins or your balls will swell up.........awe never mind it's not even squirrel season...
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