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re: Vasectomy at 0630 tomorrow morning. Wish me luck! Update page 4
Posted on 4/14/17 at 1:46 am to CenlaMikePA
Posted on 4/14/17 at 1:46 am to CenlaMikePA
Good Luck.
Video the operation with your phone and post it here for science.
Video the operation with your phone and post it here for science.
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Posted on 4/14/17 at 1:48 am to Kcrad
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Video the operation with your phone and post it here for science.
Please don't.
Posted on 4/14/17 at 1:55 am to PrivatePublic
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Tell your wife when she wants a full pearl necklace, I'm still available.
Please tell us you know that there is zero change in the function of the equipment after a vasectomy.
Posted on 4/14/17 at 1:59 am to CenlaMikePA
As others have said follow instructions and get the sample checked, I know of two families that gained additional members because they didn't wait and get checked.
This post was edited on 4/14/17 at 2:00 am
Posted on 4/14/17 at 2:07 am to Bushmaster
Had mine done in 1994. Best 10 bucks I ever spent. That was the copay back then. I've had shoes hurt me worse than the procedure. Nothing to it. Busting a nut afterwards was no different than before. Pat yourself on the back for being a respectful guy. A woman on the pill for life is really dangerous to her health.
Posted on 4/14/17 at 2:20 am to CenlaMikePA
quote:on a Saturday morning? Where will this take place - in the back of a F250 off of HWY 71 just south of Bunkie?
Any tips or words of advice appreciated OT.
Posted on 4/14/17 at 7:00 am to CenlaMikePA
Don't do it. Worst mistake I ever made
Posted on 4/14/17 at 7:08 am to Pavoloco83
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Get some from the grocery. put those motherfrickers (still in package) on your carved up nuts.
How dumb do you think he is that you had to specify to leave the frozen peas in the package?
This post was edited on 4/14/17 at 7:08 am
Posted on 4/14/17 at 7:12 am to CenlaMikePA
probably more important to wish your doctor luck
Posted on 4/14/17 at 7:18 am to ByteMe
Pull out has worked for me for years with the wife. Hate it. She can't be on the pill (or so she says) so I have to resort to pulling out.
I've thought about a V just so I wouldn't have to pull out.
But then again splooging all over her back or her face does have it's upsides, too.
I've thought about a V just so I wouldn't have to pull out.
But then again splooging all over her back or her face does have it's upsides, too.
Posted on 4/14/17 at 7:50 am to ByteMe
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It blows my mind that people think that the pull out method works. Do some research.
Did this since 18 with 100 pct succesa rate... that i know of
Posted on 4/14/17 at 7:55 am to shotcaller1
Early morning ball snip? No thanks. Rubbers are cheap!
Posted on 4/14/17 at 7:58 am to Jimmy2shoes
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Early morning ball snip? No thanks. Rubbers are cheap!
too late for him now- probably done
Posted on 4/14/17 at 8:06 am to shotcaller1
I can't imagine enjoying the pull out method.
Leave the party at the best part? No thanks.
I have 4 kids and am planning on the vasectomy, but I'm just paranoid of side effects. Testicular pain syndrome, along with the studies that say continued absorption of sperm into the blood stream will create an immune effect that WILL result in ED eventually, have me scared shitless.
Leave the party at the best part? No thanks.
I have 4 kids and am planning on the vasectomy, but I'm just paranoid of side effects. Testicular pain syndrome, along with the studies that say continued absorption of sperm into the blood stream will create an immune effect that WILL result in ED eventually, have me scared shitless.
Posted on 4/14/17 at 8:24 am to CenlaMikePA
Follow icing instructions. Frozen peas are the way to go. Save the frozen peas to serve to a house guest that your wife makes you tolerate (a friend of hers you don't like, in-laws, her sibling, etc...)
Don't be surprised if it takes a few months for ejaculation to feel normal. Might be some blood in it for a few weeks.
Expect the wife to want to show you off proudly at dinner parties like you're her well trained monkey. This is her showing her friends that she has her thumb on you better than they do on their husband. You'll be expected to share your experience with them in an effort to get them to do it. (This is premeditated collusion by the wives). After about the third time you have to give a "book report" on your testicular mutilation - "it wasn't bad, follow directions, feel normal in a couple of weeks, yada yada" you'll get tired of doing it. Fortunately there's a way out of this: in this uncomfortable setting where you're expected to discuss your genitals to a small crowd tell them "it wasn't bad at all, just feels like you're getting kicked in the ball for 2 weeks straight and sex is not enjoyable anymore, but its not bad at all. You still have the urge to have sex but the climax is unfullfilling, but it's not bad at all. Also, you'll only feel like half a man, but its not bad". That will effectively end your wife's parading you around phase.
Don't be surprised if it takes a few months for ejaculation to feel normal. Might be some blood in it for a few weeks.
Expect the wife to want to show you off proudly at dinner parties like you're her well trained monkey. This is her showing her friends that she has her thumb on you better than they do on their husband. You'll be expected to share your experience with them in an effort to get them to do it. (This is premeditated collusion by the wives). After about the third time you have to give a "book report" on your testicular mutilation - "it wasn't bad, follow directions, feel normal in a couple of weeks, yada yada" you'll get tired of doing it. Fortunately there's a way out of this: in this uncomfortable setting where you're expected to discuss your genitals to a small crowd tell them "it wasn't bad at all, just feels like you're getting kicked in the ball for 2 weeks straight and sex is not enjoyable anymore, but its not bad at all. You still have the urge to have sex but the climax is unfullfilling, but it's not bad at all. Also, you'll only feel like half a man, but its not bad". That will effectively end your wife's parading you around phase.
Posted on 4/14/17 at 9:44 am to ByteMe
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Sarcasm? Where was I wrong?
No, I'm not being sarcastic. You've been wrong multiple times in this thread.
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It's called pre-cum. It's usually the uneducated that don't understand this
Remember when you made this snarky comment and then someone provided proof that sperm is almost never in pre cum?
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The pullout method is zero effective.
And remember when you said this? And then someone again provided proof that the pull put method is not 0% effective?
It's ok that you were wrong, but at least be man enough to admit it. You've made a real arse of yourself in this thread.
And did you seriously send me a private message because I told you you were wrong? Holy shite dude get a grip.
Posted on 4/14/17 at 10:47 am to Kcrad
Just got home. Wasn't bad. Doc talked me into doing it a the local surgery center. The drugs knocked me out so I didn't feel a thing. I know everyone there so I woke up with a colostomy bag and gay pride tats on my abdomen!
This post was edited on 4/14/17 at 10:49 am
Posted on 4/14/17 at 10:54 am to CenlaMikePA
Just do as they say and keep your nads packed in frozen produce for the rest of this weekend...you'll be better than new by Monday.
Posted on 4/14/17 at 11:12 am to ByteMe
I've got 7 kids and have only used the pull out method. It's been pretty successful.
Posted on 4/14/17 at 11:15 am to LSUfan20005
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have 4 kids and am planning on the vasectomy, but I'm just paranoid of side effects. Testicular pain syndrome, along with the studies that say continued absorption of squote:, have me scared shitless.
perm into the blood stream will create an immune effect that WILL result in ED eventually
I have never ever heard that it can cause ED.
As I suspected
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