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re: Vasectomy at 0630 tomorrow morning. Wish me luck! Update page 4
Posted on 4/13/17 at 11:34 pm to Tiger4Ever
Posted on 4/13/17 at 11:34 pm to Tiger4Ever
Then the logistics. They don't provide s room and the sample must be less than 1 hour old:
It's an hour commute for me into town. Is this shite supposed to go down in the parking lot!?
It's an hour commute for me into town. Is this shite supposed to go down in the parking lot!?
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Posted on 4/14/17 at 12:13 am to ByteMe
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blows my mind that people think that the pull out method works. Do some research.
Yeah I thought it was pretty much a fact.
Posted on 4/14/17 at 12:17 am to CenlaMikePA
Say goodbye to your testosterone... and your dick.
Posted on 4/14/17 at 12:28 am to USMCTiger03
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Yeah I thought it was pretty much a fact.
I'm getting down votes. I guess people don't want to believe it. I will spell it out for you people...we all have pre-cum while having sex, and pre-cum contains sperm. Look it up.
Posted on 4/14/17 at 12:30 am to ByteMe
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It's called pre-cum.
There's no sperm in pre-cum. Google it.
ETA: Nevermind, I saved you the trouble
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Further investigation revealed that the majority of pre-ejaculate fluid had dead or no sperm at all.
This post was edited on 4/14/17 at 12:34 am
Posted on 4/14/17 at 12:30 am to ByteMe
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It's called pre-cum. It's usually the uneducated that don't understand this. The pullout method is zero effective.
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While withdrawal has been criticized as a non-method, it is 73-96% effective for birth control, depending on the male partner's self-knowledge and self-control.
Get fricked.
Posted on 4/14/17 at 12:46 am to soccerfüt
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Two words:
frick that.
Yeah. That's the idea.
Posted on 4/14/17 at 12:59 am to I Love Bama
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While withdrawal has been criticized as a non-method, it is 73-96% effective for birth control, depending on the male partner's self-knowledge and self-control.
You said 100%.
Tell me to get fricked one more time.
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The chances of getting pregnant by precum
Fortunately, today many people know that precum contains some amount of spermatozoa, which, if they reach the egg, may fertilize it. For this reason, the pull-out method is not considered to be a very safe one.
However, several studies have found that precum itself does not contain any spermatozoa and that instead it picks them up from the urethra, where they have remained after the previous ejaculation. Since the spermatozoa can survive and remain motile in the urethra and on top of the penis, when the fluid picks them up and carries them into the vagina, there is a possibility of fertilization and pregnancy.
To put it simple, the pull-out method does carry a certain risk of pregnancy, even though the chances seem rather slim. Because of this, the pull-out method should be combined with other methods, such as the rhythm method. Still, the best way to prevent an unwanted pregnancy is to use a condom and contraceptive pills.
LINK
This post was edited on 4/14/17 at 1:04 am
Posted on 4/14/17 at 1:03 am to CenlaMikePA
Don't be a sissy get a lot of beer to go with the pain meds and have a hell of a weekend. That's what I did , shite I enjoyed it so much I'd do it again if I could. Oh and make sure to stay iced up on the boys the whole time.
Posted on 4/14/17 at 1:04 am to CenlaMikePA
Bro, you might consider having another kid just to delay this.
Posted on 4/14/17 at 1:07 am to CenlaMikePA
Remember that your wife can still conceive after your vasectomy--the baby will just have darker skin.
Posted on 4/14/17 at 1:08 am to lsuwontonwrap
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There's no sperm in pre-cum. Google it.
From the link that YOU provided.
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There are rare cases where living sperm can be presented in the precum and conception subsequently possible.
Posted on 4/14/17 at 1:10 am to ByteMe
Dude just admit you were wrong and move on. It's ok
Posted on 4/14/17 at 1:16 am to Grim
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Dude just admit you were wrong and move on. It's ok
Sarcasm? Where was I wrong?
Posted on 4/14/17 at 1:29 am to ByteMe
Yeah "rare". You said there was sperm in pre cum and there typically isn't. 
Look, sorry you got some bar broad knocked up because the pull out method failed you, but that's your problem.
Look, sorry you got some bar broad knocked up because the pull out method failed you, but that's your problem.This post was edited on 4/14/17 at 1:31 am
Posted on 4/14/17 at 1:32 am to ByteMe
Apparently, some of you people are in denial. I don't give a shite if you get someone pregnant. I was just pointing out that pulling out is not full proof.
Posted on 4/14/17 at 1:35 am to lsuwontonwrap
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sorry you got some bar broad knocked up because the pull out method failed you, but that's your problem.
Thanks, that means a lot.
Posted on 4/14/17 at 1:37 am to CenlaMikePA
peas. remember frozen peas.
Get some from the grocery. put those motherfrickers (still in package) on your carved up nuts. You will feel better in a couple of days. Make SURE your significant other understands that the cost of doing the vasectomy is the mother of all blow jobs from her. Your boys just got abuse d and needs some tongue action to forgive her.
Get some from the grocery. put those motherfrickers (still in package) on your carved up nuts. You will feel better in a couple of days. Make SURE your significant other understands that the cost of doing the vasectomy is the mother of all blow jobs from her. Your boys just got abuse d and needs some tongue action to forgive her.
Posted on 4/14/17 at 1:39 am to lsuwontonwrap
BTW, what was the bird for?
Posted on 4/14/17 at 1:44 am to 337Tigah
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Say goodbye to your testosterone... and your dick.
Thats bullshite. I had a vasectomy 15 years ago. Still normal ejaculate. Orgasms are still awesome and semen still happens... just no marines to hit the beach with the load.
No complaints other than the insult to my ego and balls at the time.
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