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Vasectomy at 0630 tomorrow morning. Wish me luck! Update page 4

Posted on 4/13/17 at 10:54 pm
Posted by CenlaMikePA
Member since Jul 2009
1027 posts
Posted on 4/13/17 at 10:54 pm
Any tips or words of advice appreciated OT.
This post was edited on 4/14/17 at 10:45 am
Posted by Bushmaster
19th Hole
Member since Oct 2008
39961 posts
Posted on 4/13/17 at 10:55 pm to
Cuck.

Posted by Bmath
LA
Member since Aug 2010
18919 posts
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Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
33900 posts
Posted on 4/13/17 at 10:55 pm to
Hope you had a good sex life. You won't want any after this
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
151554 posts
Posted on 4/13/17 at 10:55 pm to
quote:

Any tips
you better pray they don't go for any tip
Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18399 posts
Posted on 4/13/17 at 10:56 pm to
Thanks goodness, no more little CenlaMikes running around.
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
73761 posts
Posted on 4/13/17 at 10:56 pm to
What if the doctor sneezes just when he's making a snip?
Posted by Rebel
Graceland
Member since Jan 2005
144670 posts
Posted on 4/13/17 at 10:56 pm to
Goodluck Cenla Mike form Cenla Rebel.

Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
139218 posts
Posted on 4/13/17 at 10:56 pm to
quote:

Any tips or words of advice appreciated OT.


Drop one last venom-laced load into the old cum dumpster
Posted by FloridaMike
Member since Dec 2012
1524 posts
Posted on 4/13/17 at 10:57 pm to
If something goes wrong it'll do the same thing as Bruce Jenner's most recent surgery.








No biggie though
Posted by Beessnax
Member since Nov 2015
11459 posts
Posted on 4/13/17 at 10:57 pm to
Follow all of the instructions, to the letter. Don't push it just because you aren't hurting.

Best thing I ever did once I healed.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
76148 posts
Posted on 4/13/17 at 10:58 pm to
Two words:

frick that.
Posted by PaperPaintball92
Fly Navy
Member since Aug 2010
5330 posts
Posted on 4/13/17 at 10:59 pm to
Just watched a vasectomy procedure on youtube and I almost threw up.

Good luck!
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
71829 posts
Posted on 4/13/17 at 11:00 pm to
That's what killed Glenn Frey.
Posted by Garfield
Kew Gardens
Member since Dec 2011
7820 posts
Posted on 4/13/17 at 11:00 pm to
Had mine two years ago.

No regrets.

My child is the best thing I ever did and each time she has a meltdown I think the vasectomy was the second best thing I ever did.
Posted by ByteMe
Member since Sep 2003
22360 posts
Posted on 4/13/17 at 11:01 pm to
quote:

Any tips or words of advice appreciated OT.


Keep your Wife on the pill and don't frick around.
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
66991 posts
Posted on 4/13/17 at 11:01 pm to
Well, you won't have to pull out any more.
Posted by PrivatePublic
Member since Nov 2012
17848 posts
Posted on 4/13/17 at 11:03 pm to
Tell your wife when she wants a full pearl necklace, I'm still available.
Posted by Tactical Insertion
Member since Feb 2011
3205 posts
Posted on 4/13/17 at 11:03 pm to
I was just reading about people who still feel the knife even while under anesthesia.

Anyway I'm sure you will be fine. It only happens in about 7 out of 10 cases.
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
60128 posts
Posted on 4/13/17 at 11:04 pm to
be careful how you hold the ice in recovery, if you hold it wrong you can cause blood clots which can cause testicular ischemia

unfortunately this usually leads to gangrene
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