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re: Utah teens in polygamous group travel to Colorado to marry their cousins

Posted on 5/7/19 at 4:19 pm to
Posted by CGSC Lobotomy
Member since Sep 2011
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Posted on 5/7/19 at 4:19 pm to
Starring in a story too sordid for Brazzers...
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 5/7/19 at 4:20 pm to
Yeah...they’d get it if I was Mormon. Cousin or not
Posted by QJenk
Atl, Ga
Member since Jan 2013
17814 posts
Posted on 5/7/19 at 4:24 pm to
Mormons are weird af.
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
197942 posts
Posted on 5/7/19 at 4:38 pm to
guy at the far left has that
" I got a bike for Christmas and you got a pair of socks"
kinda grin
Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
66810 posts
Posted on 5/7/19 at 4:59 pm to
Pretty much exactly this.

When The Simpsons was golden
Posted by genro
Member since Nov 2011
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Posted on 5/7/19 at 5:01 pm to
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Sooooo this takes place in Utah and Colorado, yet people make fun of Alabama?
Bama is NOT one of the 19 states. Cousin marriage is actually illegal in Alabama. I only know this because someone on tSECr looked it up
Posted by Champagne
Sabine Free State.
Member since Oct 2007
56120 posts
Posted on 5/7/19 at 5:16 pm to
Damn White People and their damned *shuffles card deck*

POLYGAMY !
Posted by TexasTiger08
Member since Oct 2006
30563 posts
Posted on 5/7/19 at 5:24 pm to
Just look at the picture...they all look related. frickin gross
Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
Member since Jul 2007
70468 posts
Posted on 5/7/19 at 5:46 pm to
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How did their family know which side to sit on during the ceremony?




I think they just sat in each others laps
Posted by molsusports
Member since Jul 2004
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Posted on 5/7/19 at 5:50 pm to
Seems like the only thing to do. They obviously won the genetic lottery and don't want to dilute all that greatness.
Posted by TxTiger82
Member since Sep 2004
34329 posts
Posted on 5/7/19 at 7:19 pm to
This is like straight out of Big Love.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
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Posted on 5/7/19 at 7:32 pm to
If people want to frick their cousin and have retard kids then that's on them.... But...
Posted by northshorebamaman
Mackinac Island
Member since Jul 2009
38562 posts
Posted on 5/7/19 at 7:44 pm to
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Sooooo this takes place in Utah and Colorado, yet people make fun of Alabama?
Go read the thread about the face tat guy. It takes the sting out of the Alabama jokes.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
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Posted on 5/7/19 at 7:54 pm to
People make fun of the south, but those fricks out in the northwest are a different type of people. Especially the closer you get to where Mormonism was founded.

Actually I looked to see where it was founded. They tried to set up Mormon churches in Ohio, Missouri and Illinois. Then the leader, John Smith, was killed in jail in Illinois.. Several years later Brigham Young gathered the Mormon people to go out west to establish their church and when they got to Utah's valley of the salt lake. BY knew he found his spot to settle.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135024 posts
Posted on 5/7/19 at 7:59 pm to
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Actually I looked to see where it was founded. They tried to set up Mormon churches in Ohio, Missouri and Illinois. Then the leader, John Smith, was killed in jail in Illinois.. Several years later Brigham Young gathered the Mormon people to go out west to establish their church and when they got to Utah's valley of the salt lake. BY knew he found his spot to settle.




How do you manage to be so wrong all the time?
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122525 posts
Posted on 5/7/19 at 8:01 pm to
What am I wrong about?
Posted by northshorebamaman
Mackinac Island
Member since Jul 2009
38562 posts
Posted on 5/7/19 at 8:01 pm to
quote:

those fricks out in the northwest are a different type of people. Especially the closer you get to where Mormonism was founded.
Upstate New York?
Posted by northshorebamaman
Mackinac Island
Member since Jul 2009
38562 posts
Posted on 5/7/19 at 8:02 pm to
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What am I wrong about?
he bolded it for you
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
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Posted on 5/7/19 at 8:04 pm to
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
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Posted on 5/7/19 at 8:13 pm to
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