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re: *Update*A woman is coming over tomorrow night. Advice?

Posted on 10/11/17 at 8:27 pm to
Posted by ThatMakesSense
Fort Lauderdale
Member since Aug 2015
15281 posts
Posted on 10/11/17 at 8:27 pm to
Go buy a few bottles of Nair and discreetly place them throughout your place.
Posted by olemissfan26
MS
Member since Apr 2012
6985 posts
Posted on 10/11/17 at 8:27 pm to
Posted by Mr. Hangover
New Orleans
Member since Sep 2003
34932 posts
Posted on 10/11/17 at 8:28 pm to
Here you go bro.. knock the bottom out of this broad, then take a dump on her chest

LINK
Posted by Placebeaux
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Member since Jun 2008
51852 posts
Posted on 10/11/17 at 8:29 pm to
Cut your grass and clean the house.
Posted by ctiger69
Member since May 2005
31030 posts
Posted on 10/11/17 at 8:29 pm to
Clean your place up some especially the bathroom. Make sure your place does not have an odor that you have became use to so light a scented candle before she gets there. Show her some pictures or crap, something personal. Offer her food and a drink.


That is all I got. Good luck man. Post back on here on how it goes.


Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
198117 posts
Posted on 10/11/17 at 8:31 pm to
and leave a receipt from CVS showing you purchased a greeting card and magnum condoms
Posted by ddbnsb
Raised in New Orleans
Member since Dec 2005
3521 posts
Posted on 10/11/17 at 8:31 pm to
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
110721 posts
Posted on 10/11/17 at 8:32 pm to
quote:

Offer her food


But only penis shaped foods like hot dogs, bananas, and popsicles. She needs to get used to putting those types of things in her mouth.
Posted by Kcrad
Diamondhead
Member since Nov 2010
68477 posts
Posted on 10/11/17 at 8:33 pm to
Do this first.


Posted by Captain Crackysack
Member since Oct 2017
2231 posts
Posted on 10/11/17 at 8:34 pm to
Eat a half a stick
Posted by danilo
Member since Nov 2008
26341 posts
Posted on 10/11/17 at 8:34 pm to
quote:

Clean your place up some especially the bathroom. Make sure your place does not have an odor that you have became use to so light a scented candle before she gets there. Show her some pictures or crap, something personal. Offer her food and a drink.


Damn good advice
Posted by IonaTiger
The Commonwealth Of Virginia
Member since Mar 2006
33353 posts
Posted on 10/11/17 at 8:35 pm to
quote:

Recently went on a few dates with a woman. She is coming over tomorrow night. It was been implied there will be sex. Does the OT have any advice to make sure if goes well?


Should be a slam dunk. To insure it, try not to speak. Good luck
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
120445 posts
Posted on 10/11/17 at 8:35 pm to
Make sure she sees the straps on the bed frames when you show her around.
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
198117 posts
Posted on 10/11/17 at 8:35 pm to
quote:

IonaTiger

and this guy slays more pussy than an animal shelter
Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
11638 posts
Posted on 10/11/17 at 8:36 pm to
Pull out
Posted by ChandlerB03
Natchez, MS
Member since Nov 2015
1791 posts
Posted on 10/11/17 at 8:36 pm to
Put camera in smoke detector
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135044 posts
Posted on 10/11/17 at 8:36 pm to
Mood music, wine, candles, a fun vibe.

Don't be creepy. Just be natural. Escalate physicality. Maybe dance with her, your hands on her hips.
Offer a foot rub. Escalate to a back rub.

If you can't close the deal after that you are hopeless.
Posted by IonaTiger
The Commonwealth Of Virginia
Member since Mar 2006
33353 posts
Posted on 10/11/17 at 8:38 pm to
Owlvis, it’s well know that chicks dig you.
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
198117 posts
Posted on 10/11/17 at 8:39 pm to
quote:

Owlvis, it’s well know that chicks dig you.

cause I rarely wear underwear but when I do..
Posted by LeMarteau
Hoover, AL (B.R. native)
Member since Mar 2008
2275 posts
Posted on 10/11/17 at 8:40 pm to
Set up a camera on a tripod next to the bed.
Refer to her only in the third person and stare a lot.
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