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re: *Update*A woman is coming over tomorrow night. Advice?

Posted on 10/11/17 at 8:41 pm to
Posted by ljhog
Lake Jackson, Tx.
Member since Apr 2009
20732 posts
Posted on 10/11/17 at 8:41 pm to
Make sure the place is clean. Especially the bathroom and kitchen. Clean sheets are a plus.
Posted by IonaTiger
The Commonwealth Of Virginia
Member since Mar 2006
33353 posts
Posted on 10/11/17 at 8:42 pm to
I set ‘em up . . . You knock ‘em down.
Posted by BigOrangeBri
Nashville- 4th & 19
Member since Jul 2012
12858 posts
Posted on 10/11/17 at 8:44 pm to
Wine and music/movie to cuddle up with on the couch
Posted by LSUgirl4
Member since Sep 2009
39501 posts
Posted on 10/11/17 at 8:44 pm to
it's not like riding a bike.
better bring your A game.
Posted by AMS
Member since Apr 2016
6541 posts
Posted on 10/11/17 at 8:46 pm to
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
198117 posts
Posted on 10/11/17 at 8:46 pm to
quote:

it's not like riding a bike.
better bring your A game.

someone told he was like riding a bike

I ended up with my dick stuck in the spokes and I lost the bell

do not want to think of where that ended up
Posted by arkiebrian
NWA
Member since Nov 2006
4167 posts
Posted on 10/11/17 at 8:48 pm to
quote:

have any advice to make sure if goes well?

Put your thumb in her butt. Chicks love that shite.
Posted by ssand
the Rez
Member since Mar 2004
1601 posts
Posted on 10/11/17 at 8:48 pm to
quote:

Make sure the place is clean. Especially the bathroom and kitchen. Clean sheets are a plus.


Came here to say this.
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
103914 posts
Posted on 10/11/17 at 8:49 pm to
Dont act weird because you're thinking about sex and don't rush it. Be yourself, let things happen.



















Piihb
Posted by Jon Ham
Member since Jun 2011
29735 posts
Posted on 10/11/17 at 8:52 pm to
To get things started, say something like "how's your vagina feeling? Is it ready for a poking now?"
Posted by UncleRuckus
Member since Feb 2013
10266 posts
Posted on 10/11/17 at 8:54 pm to
Are you really asking how to frick a woman who’s coming over to frick? This is pathetic even by OT standards
Posted by occams razor
Lake Charles
Member since Sep 2007
389 posts
Posted on 10/11/17 at 8:59 pm to
Recently went on a few dates with a woman. She is coming over tomorrow night. It was been implied there will be sex. Does the OT have any advice to make sure if goes well?

If you're on TD for advice there will be no sex, implied or otherwise.
Posted by Eightballjacket
Member since Jan 2016
8099 posts
Posted on 10/11/17 at 8:59 pm to
Don't wear your everyday drawers. You should always have a pair or two of drawers in pristine shape for date night or other special occasions.
Posted by ellesssuuu
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2016
3194 posts
Posted on 10/11/17 at 9:00 pm to
If the a-hole is clean eat it
Posted by WeeWee
Member since Aug 2012
46002 posts
Posted on 10/11/17 at 9:04 pm to
Buy condoms. You don't want to get poop on her strap-on dildo.
Posted by olgoi khorkhoi
priapism survivor
Member since May 2011
17077 posts
Posted on 10/11/17 at 9:05 pm to
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She's kinda a hairy person



Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
138858 posts
Posted on 10/11/17 at 9:12 pm to
This thread delivers
Posted by danilo
Member since Nov 2008
26341 posts
Posted on 10/11/17 at 9:16 pm to
quote:

Buy condoms.

Good to go bruh
Posted by Grim
Member since Dec 2013
12489 posts
Posted on 10/11/17 at 9:22 pm to
Eat her arse
This post was edited on 10/11/17 at 9:23 pm
Posted by jcaz
Laffy
Member since Aug 2014
19461 posts
Posted on 10/11/17 at 9:24 pm to
If she requests to watch The Notebook first just kick her out. No man should have to suffer thru borint romance movies for sex.
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