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re: *Update*A woman is coming over tomorrow night. Advice?
Posted on 10/11/17 at 8:17 pm to BeachDude022
Posted on 10/11/17 at 8:17 pm to BeachDude022
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Tell her you love her during sex
Beach, he's going to ask you next how to get her to leave.
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Posted on 10/11/17 at 8:18 pm to danilo
FHRITP
Posted on 10/11/17 at 8:19 pm to Traveler
Who said chloroform? That.
Posted on 10/11/17 at 8:19 pm to danilo
Are y'all watching a movie? Just make the move early and go for it.
If she has had sex before she expects to get it tomorrow. She knows why she is coming over and will be wearing black underwear and will be fresh shaved
If she has had sex before she expects to get it tomorrow. She knows why she is coming over and will be wearing black underwear and will be fresh shaved
This post was edited on 10/11/17 at 8:20 pm
Posted on 10/11/17 at 8:19 pm to danilo
Girls love memes. Send her this right after she walks in and you lock the door.
Posted on 10/11/17 at 8:19 pm to danilo
What is she coming over for dinner,movie,etc...? Or just sex
Posted on 10/11/17 at 8:19 pm to danilo
Answer the door nekkid.
Posted on 10/11/17 at 8:21 pm to danilo
quote:coming to the OT for sex advice with women is like going to a halal restaurant and asking for pork
Recently went on a few dates with a woman. She is coming over tomorrow night. It was been implied there will be sex. Does the OT have any advice to make sure if goes well?
Posted on 10/11/17 at 8:21 pm to danilo
Don't rape her
Posted on 10/11/17 at 8:21 pm to danilo
Make you record her signing a consent form.
Posted on 10/11/17 at 8:22 pm to danilo
When you're about to finish, pull out and quickly shite on her chest. Make sure you eat chipotle before
This post was edited on 10/11/17 at 8:27 pm
Posted on 10/11/17 at 8:22 pm to danilo
You've come to the right place..
Posted on 10/11/17 at 8:23 pm to danilo
quote:
went on a few dates with a woman.
quote:
She is coming over tomorrow night
Just don't do anything stupid and you're in. Whether or not it has been implied you're gonna be fricking.
Posted on 10/11/17 at 8:24 pm to danilo
Just don't mess it up. That's literally all you have to do. Biology will take care of the rest.
DONT MESS IT UP
DONT MESS IT UP
Posted on 10/11/17 at 8:24 pm to LSU6262
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will be fresh shaved
I hope but Maybe not. She's kinda a hairy person but I DGAF.
Posted on 10/11/17 at 8:24 pm to danilo
Be sure to have enough cash on hand to pay her. They don't take credit cards and you don't want her pimp paying you a visit.
Posted on 10/11/17 at 8:25 pm to danilo
Kinda hairy? Is it Caitlyn Jenner?
Posted on 10/11/17 at 8:26 pm to dawg4lyfe
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When you're about to finish, pull out and quickly shite on here chest. Make sure you eat chipotle before
I usually go with Indian. But this is the really the sure fire winner
Posted on 10/11/17 at 8:26 pm to danilo
I see no point in messing around with this. I suggest you meet her at the door wearing a smoking jacket and nothing else. be sure to have a raging boner poking out of the front when you open the door. words are not necessary....
Posted on 10/11/17 at 8:26 pm to danilo
Trim/shave your pubes.
Wear clean underwear.
Don't wear frickin tighty whities. In fact, just throw those away if you own any. Go commando before you go tighty whitey.
Wear clean underwear.
Don't wear frickin tighty whities. In fact, just throw those away if you own any. Go commando before you go tighty whitey.
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